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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NitroSpazzz posted:

:circlefap: all that bare composite. What's the preferred method to watch this? I'm guess some of the teams have streams but an overview or general one would be good for keeping track of things.

Every year a channel in Australia called SBS used to have a daily recap show broadcast, maybe you can get it this year on their streaming service and a VPN.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mo Hawk posted:

This is Dr. Erik Brandenburg. Doctor and very creative on how to make money with old, supposedly rare Porsches.In several court cases he was found to have faked Porsche VINs, repurposing numbers of wrecked, stolen cars or otherwise copied VINs and sold off common model Porsches as supposedly rare, e.g. RS models for many 100.000s of EUR each. Cars and parts were oftentimes not even purchased, but outright stolen. One of his property was littered with Porsche chassis, until one of his defrauded customers sued him. With shoddy modifications and sloppy handywork many buyers discovered this after a while. Within two weeks these chassis disappeared, forever. Supposedly they never existed, if it weren't for all the photos and videos. Unfortunately Dr. Erik Brandenburg was able to get out of the hot seat by simply donating several 10k EUR to charities.

He seems to be diligent in purging his record from the internet and to this day is featured in news articles lauding him as the "most interesting man in things Porsche". Idiotic, if you ask me. He is or was defrauding buyers, stealing vehicles, faking VINs, bribing offials at the German DMV and got off easy.

Watch a report about it in German or search in Porsche Forums for "Dr. B Hamburg Diebstahl": https://www.facebook.com/cars2sale.net/videos/vb.475749765930660/796320917206875/?type=2&theater

Best moment is 07:05 with him running into the door before his hearing:


It reminds me of the many many pretty high end built motors for Aussie dragcars that were acquired in SA and NSW from ill-gotten gains that disappeared literally into the bush and the ground when 'profits from drug dealing' investigations started 6-7 years ago. I can with a lot of confidence are all melted or ruined from last years fires. Rest in Slag!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I love it purely cos it's so drat stupid.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

You know that's pretty much all CGI, right?

Stop being so fun at parties

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PainterofCrap posted:

Really belongs in the AUG thread.







I regret to inform you that this is not CGI.

"Hello? PimpMyBowl? I'd like to order some aftermarket 'Kustom' PT Cruiser merch..."

"What would you like?"

"All of it. I already cleaned out Pep Boys."

The keyboard breaks immersion.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fifty Three posted:

My partner has a few full-screen DVDs and I'm considering stealthily replacing them with proper widescreen editions

My Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels DVD is double sided and has full frame on one side and widescreen on the other. If I remember right, they have the labels on the wring side so I always ended up with fullscreen.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

My Spaceballs DVD is like that and I can never remember if the label is supposed to go up or down.

I think it was because the label has 'widescreen this side' etc and then unsure if they mean to have it up or thats literally the side with it.

Never made the mistake with my copious amounts of LaserDiscs though. I did promise myself to not buy anymore this year a few months ago... then a seller reminded me I wanted Hackers and Blade boxset and I caved in. Now I'm entertaining offers on the rare red disc Evil Dead 2.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

If I ever get my home theater together, I've toyed with the idea of finding a laserdisc player just for grins. Do they have HDMI out or were they too early for that?

They only have a Composite signal output. Mine has S-Video but it's really the same signal. I do however have a DVDO Edge video processor which is like a retrotink/OSSC for home theatre use, that cleans up the image quite a lot. I put movies onto a 65in UHD TV and depending on the film, people don't seem to notice lack of quality.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SlapActionJackson posted:

IIRC, laser discs stored Luma and chroma separately on the disc, so using s-video really did give you better picture quality than composite.

If you can find me an LD with those properties I will be very very interested.

Part of a script from a currently in production YT video I may or may not be involved in:

quote:

"The video stored on the disc is an analog FM Composite signal.... so with S-Video, the Composite signal is split right inside the player. Some of the internal comb filters built into the player are not as high quality as the ones in most modern TVs or some DVD Recorders. Save maybe the late release, high end laser disc players which have decent internal converters.

A direct Composite lead out of the player into the TV or Upscaler to filter is better than using the internal filter in most cases. There are lots of upscalers available, like the DVDO, the Lumegen or the Theta, some devices offer further noise reduction too, like the Mosquito. The picture settings also play an important role as making it too sharp on new TVs will pixelate everything.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not Wolverine posted:

It looks like you are very knowledgeable about laser discs, it hurts my brain to think the giant CD is analog. Is it a digitally encoded FM signal? Like the lands and pits on CD audio are always a 1 or 0 to encode a wave form audio, is this true for laser disc too?


CDs for example have pits and falls for the binary data:



LD has FM modulation. The same ups and downs vary in spacing and depth/height:



It's kinda similar to records:



It's really quite neat.

Not Wolverine posted:

Is there any way to achieve a higher resolution from laser disc, if it is analog? For example, the original analog film from old movies can be resampled to get "4k" copies of old movies made on film. My understanding of this is film doesn't have a traditional resolution, it has grains, and often film grade can be scanned at high resolutions. However, I don't believe VHS tape can be rescanned at a higher resolution for reasons I can't remember. I just remember a youtube video (probably techmoan) talking about how old movies on film can get 4k releases but tv shows that shot on tape can not get 4k releases.

I'm no real expert on the idea of remastering, but the composite signal is hardcoded right into the disc datastream. I personally run an Onkyo which goes into a processor, mainly for ease of having it scaled correctly and de-noised a bit with HDMI out. Sure, they could remaster off these with scalers etc. I'm pretty sure Harmy used a version of A New Hope on LD as a source for his De-Specialised edition.

Laserdisc also had Dolby Surround Sound! Some even AC-3. Mine has dual Optical (one to TV and other to Amp so whatever mood I am in).

New page tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv_-F8f-cNY

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.vintag.es/2019/12/the-auto-wash-bowl.html?m=1


I do dirt racing auto-cross occasionally and this would be perfect to have on site in an old dam or something.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That's the coolest thing ever.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bape Culture posted:

Is there anywhere to watch it?

SBS in Australia has an extended highlight program every evening at 5:30PM local time. Or on their streaming service - get a VPN and watching along. If theres more coverage I would be keen on it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SlowBloke posted:

Eurosport should provide at least daily session coverage and given the general lack of content, they might replace some of their perennial snooker reruns with live events.

And darts, oh please darts.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


builds character posted:

Not live. This is a logistical issue in part and in part an issue of the ASO being big jerks about who can film when and how that’s distributed. France 4 has the fastest, best coverage but it’s in French. Eurosport can be decent but prefers to show darts and snooker reruns, and Red Bull and nbc do a daily recap. Sometimes there are live FB feeds from folks on the ground and I will link those live if I’m watching rather than waiting to include them in a daily post.

Is there a Dakar thread for this to keep an eye on? I'm keen on seeking Toby Price maybe win again.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


builds character posted:

I’m going to post (in CA and c/p my posts) here. I’m not aware of any other thread but I’d love to see it if there is. This is the best way to follow it if you’re a crazy person that wants to “watch” the race live. https://www.trackingdakar.com/en/stage-1/bikes/waypoints/ But it requires effort and you’re really just seeing the racers times as they come through the various waypoints (and waypoints are sometimes missing so it’ll seem like someone is lost in the desert until they hit a checkpoint and their stuff is all uploaded at once). Otherwise, Dakar also has an app that’s fine.

Thanks! I've also subbed to Dakars FB and Instagram for stories.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BuckyDoneGun posted:

Regular Alphard seats are baller:


But the “Royal Lounge” option really kicks it up:


But my fav is the E51 Nissan Elgrand. It’s the Z/Infiniti G FM platform underneath with the VQ35 so it really is a driftvan.


Man, I've seen a few of those getting around town. Had no idea how baller they were inside.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This shows the dynamics of a few seconds on a bike. That guy is WORKING HARD for that:

Sorry its an FB link, it's brand new now.
https://www.facebook.com/dakar/videos/804280926823530

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


One thing about Dakar I would love is embedded cameras in helmet/hood/roof on each team. Much like F1 and even V8 Supercars - broadcasters can vision switch. Of course this is different due to remoteness, but even if loitering helicopers in the area could be an uplink node. I've done enough remote photography and live or near to live (5 minute delay to editroom) uploading film working from some narley.

I have no idea how their workflow is, and appreciate everything, some of those photographers have their glass on loving point for Pulitzer level shots. I'm just drunk and wanting more of a good thing.

EDIT: Go Price!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




I'm lucky though, my missus doesn't care. If anything wants me to do similar stuff for her 4WD

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


freelop posted:

GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Z1yLO9C-Q

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


it's sad Price is out, and kudos to the other rider/s for stopping to help. I know it's the thing to do' but a nice piece of humanity among people competing against each other in this stupid world.

And I enjoy reading your effort posts Builds Character. I concur with other peoples remarks that your posts are better than any of the media available. And I look forward to it when I have my lunchbreak.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



LOL sprung the extra $ for the blue Baofeng radio.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mister Kingdom posted:

Aston Martin Bulldog to chase 200mph record.

https://drivetribe.com/p/40-year-ol..._source=organic

One of my favorite concept cars.

I remember the Bulldog as my favourite from these cards back in the day, but NEVER with that light arrangement, as a kid I had no idea the front moved to expose the lights. Sorry for resolution:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thought the awesome thread would get a kick so cross-posting:

Humphreys posted:

For your consideration, I roadtripped to have some beers with my grandfather and got to look but not touch some of his award winning little hobbys. He first courted grandma with the bike, then had to upgrade to the ute when they got to 4 kids (I don't get it either but oh well, guess the kids rolled around the tray):












Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


slothrop posted:

I so badly want to see that old school Toyota Livery on that Celica/Supra.

I also want to see it on a new Yaris GR :kimchi:

I just saw the ad for the GR tonight for first time. Oh yes please! I wouldn't buy one, but seeing it done up in the livery would be neat.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


StormDrain posted:

I at least like single manufacturer forums, Binder planet is very good and has a long searchable history that helps. And I've been watching Ford Muscle Forums aren't bad either.

I hate the Commodore forums. Every question has apparently been answered (10 years ago and the image hosts are non-existant) and you get yelled at for even uttering it. Then hoo boy if it's anything to do with a V6 the answer from the gallery is "get a V8". Anyhting slightly technical with electronics is a standard "you dont know what you are doing/go to carmodder (which also suffers from the same attitudes and image links broken on a number of things).

I like here where we all by absorb a variety of knowledge just by reading projects and updates. We maybe be circle-jerking, but at least it all isn't to the same centrefold at the same time!

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Jan 29, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, and gee, a lot of times the search forum doesn't like you doing a three letter search. Quite helpful when nearly every electronic sensor and system on the car is referred to by a three letter acronym.

I got told off by an admin of a certain car specific forum for asking a question in the form of:

Question:
How is thing do what why?
IMG of connector in question and DSO reading data capture
IMG of Haynes Manual showing whats what
IMG of my 'acquired' Holden dealer software exploded view of car and associated hardware
IMG of further in the loom where all the forum baboons hoot about showing it is fine (including continuity car front to back on DMM)
Offers of CANBUS datastream

Answer:
gently caress you nub. Hang around a while and you'll get it. There's people on here that make their living doing this work professionally and no one is going to help you.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


As Nero Danced posted:

The only thing worse than "use search idiot" is a two post thread, both by the same user: first one asks the question, second post says "nevermind found it" AND THEY DON'T LINK THE ANSWER FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO NEEDS IT. I'd always link those posts to the first unhelpful rear end and ask him what now.

gently caress every IT related forum/site for this

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fairladys had an actual 'check engine light' to you know... check poo poo out in the engine bay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIGHFHROI4&t=1169s

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


You Am I posted:

So it looks like Moog went a little over the top with his turbo size for that car

I still think it's hilarious when they get ol mate into all their tiny cars.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Feature not fault.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Always loved that revision of the tail lights. A mate of mine used to have a Panda R31 with them.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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AirRaid posted:

Reminds me of the Sherp -



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idMZ0zad1E8

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Motronic posted:

Yes, you can.

https://www.seatow.com/

And the bill is as "gently caress you" gigantic as you'd expect.

LOL

In Australia we have the Australian Volunteer Coast Guard which is nothing like the American idea. Ours is AAA of the seas. Each Flotilla is staffed mainly by old boaties that want to tool around on bigger boats than they can afford, while playing Navy. I was a volunteer maybe a decade ago mainly because I was going for a bunch of licenses and if I was a volunteer they were free/subsidized. (plus free tows).

I think the going rate back then was Maybe $100-$200 a year membership and that got you a good park for your trailer and vehicle at the harbour when out on the water, and 24/7 free towing/fuel drops. There were limits of how many times you got a rescue naturally, but if we were out and about on the water anyway - the old Aussie 'carton rule' applied.

https://coastguard.com.au/marine-assist/

The money was made on cheapskates that didn't think they needed coverage. Hoooo boy didn't they get fingered for the tow/fueldrop/rescue

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Feb 17, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Motronic posted:

That sounds like a shitload of fun.

It was quite fun, a lot of the older blokes used it as their social group so at least we had more hands available at all times so there were always afternoon BBQs and beers. Neat little uniforms with brass etc included and ranks. It really was Military Lite Edition. I came with an Army background but grew up on tourist and commercial vessels. Also being quite adept with electronics and radio gear made me handy to have.

We would call up the rescue helicopter guys and see if they wanted to do some training and tee up a weekend rescue simulation over the main beach of the town for all to see. One of us going for certs got into emergency gear and went overboard (in the QLD shark filled water) and get lifted by the helicopter. drat, now I miss it and want to move back into that area and .... oh poo poo I'm gonna be that old bloke pottering around the moorings yelling advise.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

There are many worse ways to spend your later years. You could chase a white ball around perfectly good parkland that charges people to go there.

Another fan of 'Falling Down' I see

EDIT: I think there was chat in here of cheating in sports, so heres a new video on F1 cheating:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtzM-IUAx8

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Feb 18, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


It's friday and I'm tyred.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Man I wanted a Ford GT90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foaqwuFBv1U

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Ha, if you had only posted that yesterday.

On the other hand if ya'll want to be Burnout Car Sixxed, just post the worst car pun you can come up with and I'll be glad to oblige for a bit longer.

No one cares about joke sixxers, least of all me. It's just some fun to get cool cars on your rapsheet
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