Terrible Car Stuff - Im sorry but in this thread we measure cargo capacity in shrimp

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Hadlock posted:

So,

Fine, I guess to randomly put this up to a vote, and I guess probate me over it(?) I had three IRL folks message me about how weird this was. Particularly the 18 hour part.

Um, would have been fine if it were a 6 hour probe, like you gave yourself. Totally cool. But you gave me an 18 hour probe? Not cool. Let's keep parity on these things. 6 hours is good. Literal nothingburger.vThis is the second weird probation you've given me (the first most people (4 or 5? 7 ? I lost count) disagreed with, saying you misread my post.

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me. I am active in other subforums, also those closely tied to my work. You're actively interfering in my life. I'll stop posting in this subforum if that's what you're trying to tell me. I can't have you loving up my career when I'm asking for advice in other subforums. 6 hours is fine. Pick a lane.

I guess I could have PMd you about this. I PMd the mod about your last thing and they didn't care (to their credit they were on vacation, so they get a pass) so I'm making this public.

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.

Nice meltdown weird bell curve guy

# ? Nov 17, 2023 13:04

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# ? May 12, 2024 19:43

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

That Works posted:

Nice meltdown weird bell curve guy

# ? Nov 17, 2023 13:16

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 234 days!)

Hadlock posted:

So,

Fine, I guess to randomly put this up to a vote, and I guess probate me over it(?) I had three IRL folks message me about how weird this was. Particularly the 18 hour part.

Um, would have been fine if it were a 6 hour probe, like you gave yourself. Totally cool. But you gave me an 18 hour probe? Not cool. Let's keep parity on these things. 6 hours is good. Literal nothingburger.vThis is the second weird probation you've given me (the first most people (4 or 5? 7 ? I lost count) disagreed with, saying you misread my post.

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me. I am active in other subforums, also those closely tied to my work. You're actively interfering in my life. I'll stop posting in this subforum if that's what you're trying to tell me. I can't have you loving up my career when I'm asking for advice in other subforums. 6 hours is fine. Pick a lane.

I guess I could have PMd you about this. I PMd the mod about your last thing and they didn't care (to their credit they were on vacation, so they get a pass) so I'm making this public.

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.

Thank you for loving Pupkin.

I wonder if I should start a thread about my bone stock '90 7.3 f250. Winter daily .Doesn't seem crazy enough for here though.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 13:51

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

That post made me take a look at the rap sheet and yeahhhhhh.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:06

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

I'm not looking at the rap sheet but it probably should've been a 6 hour probe. 🤷

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:10

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

Hadlock posted:

So,

...

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.

https://imgur.com/nw63zft

Nitrox fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:26

Elmnt80: Dec 30, 2012

That Works posted:

Nice meltdown weird bell curve guy

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:27

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

Hadlock posted:

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_1_dthzEmw

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:29

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

That post made me take a look at the rap sheet and yeahhhhhh.

Before looking at their rap sheet, I was going to say to make an alt account if your livelihood depends on it. But, now... :yikes:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:38

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Sounds like someone got too short of a probe...

# ? Nov 17, 2023 14:48

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

That Works posted:

Nice meltdown weird bell curve guy

# ? Nov 17, 2023 15:10

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

wasn�t hadlock a Bay Area (now Massachusetts area) tech drone of some sort?

What livelihood could possibly live/die by one�s ability to post unbroken on AI/SA?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 15:13

luminalflux: May 27, 2005

�Help my wrong car shitposting is impacting my career, my career depends on being able to shitpost on a dead comedy forums�

# ? Nov 17, 2023 15:36

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

orange juche posted:

The illegal part comes from impersonating a postal carrier, so if you do win a USPS LLV at auction if you ever find one, you have to remove all markings identifying it as a USPS vehicle if there's any left.

Someone needs to tell Locc Dogg

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:56

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

That's just Hadlock. They're active in the SF Bay area thread mainly to whine. Also, TF is in the Bay Area now and has made it his mission to try every restaurant and rate them.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:00

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cage posted:

I'm not looking at the rap sheet but it probably should've been a 6 hour probe. 🤷

it probably should have, but also: lol

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:14

Elmnt80: Dec 30, 2012

Also, if your career involves posting on SA, maybe you should learn to not post badly. Just a thought.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:40

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Elmnt80 posted:

Also, if your career involves posting on SA, maybe you should learn to not post badly. Just a thought.

So, 18 hours was correct?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=169142#frompost529082530
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=183058#frompost535662803
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=182346#frompost534248676

Here are three previous thread losers and they all got 6 hour probes.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:58

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Cage posted:

So, 18 hours was correct?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=169142#frompost529082530
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=183058#frompost535662803
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=182346#frompost534248676

Here are three previous thread losers and they all got 6 hour probes.

what exactly is this post trying to say?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:03

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

people posting like LLVs in here and they need to be slammed into the ground :colbert:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:08

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

My guess is he's been wrong and outvoted multiple times that's why he got 18 instead of 6 lol

Also have been posting in SA a long time and never have I seen someone say a probe has ruined their life, in real life :v:

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:11

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

You guys aren't earning passive income from your shitposting? Just PM me for my $1200 course teaching you how to monetize whining and terrible opinions in a tiny corner of the internet for a risk free 87% return

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:20

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

I shitpost on FB marketplace does that count?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:24

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I shitpost on FB marketplace does that count?

I'm mad no one rates me on fb even though I'm a GREAT seller.

Ok Comboomer posted:

what exactly is this post trying to say?

Consistency is key 👏

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Hello thread about terrible car things!

Fair warning announcement - what is deemed to be "Wrong Thread" is now going to earn a comedy sixxer from hereon.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:25

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

I don�t know if Hadlock�s meltdown is funnier

or the guy coming in to concern troll on his behalf over the duration of his probe

are you his business partner? Is the additional 12 hours hurting your career too?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:29

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Eh, forget it

The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:34

LloydDobler: Oct 15, 2005; You shared it with a dick.

Elmnt80 posted:

Also, if your career involves posting on SA, maybe you should learn to not post badly. Just a thought.

This.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:37

Elmnt80: Dec 30, 2012

Cage posted:

Consistency is key 👏

Sure, but why was it directed at me?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:43

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Hadlock posted:

you gave me an 18 hour probe

You're actively interfering in my life.

I can't have you loving up my career

You are actively impacting me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHHA

omfg

lololololololol jfc

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:45

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Cage posted:

So, 18 hours was correct?

I mean, yes, clearly it was.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:47

Galler: Jan 28, 2008

If you've been probed for more than 6 hours in the terrible car stuff thread you might be entitled to compensation. Ouija board lowtax for more information.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:51

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

bird with big dick posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHHA

omfg

lololololololol jfc

This tbh

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:55

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

bird with big dick posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHHA

omfg

lololololololol jfc

what exactly is this post trying to say?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:56

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Cage posted:

what exactly is this post trying to say?

They are trying to say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHHA

omfg

lololololololol jfc

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:57

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

it is funny because you are very very serious.

i mean would you like your time back?

# ? Nov 17, 2023 18:58

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I want my 18hr probe struck from my rapsheet and 12 hours of extra posting today as recompense

E:
To make sure context is not lost in whatever this defense is, this is the response to being unable to post on a forum for 12 hours longer than expected

Hadlock posted:

So,

Fine, I guess to randomly put this up to a vote, and I guess probate me over it(?) I had three IRL folks message me about how weird this was. Particularly the 18 hour part.

Um, would have been fine if it were a 6 hour probe, like you gave yourself. Totally cool. But you gave me an 18 hour probe? Not cool. Let's keep parity on these things. 6 hours is good. Literal nothingburger.vThis is the second weird probation you've given me (the first most people (4 or 5? 7 ? I lost count) disagreed with, saying you misread my post.

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me. I am active in other subforums, also those closely tied to my work. You're actively interfering in my life. I'll stop posting in this subforum if that's what you're trying to tell me. I can't have you loving up my career when I'm asking for advice in other subforums. 6 hours is fine. Pick a lane.

I guess I could have PMd you about this. I PMd the mod about your last thing and they didn't care (to their credit they were on vacation, so they get a pass) so I'm making this public.

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.

Totally not looking for a response or trying to personally call out anyone for ruining his posting career

The QQ is just beautiful

The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:00

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Cage posted:

what exactly is this post trying to say?

Big middle management energy on this poster

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:05

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

Cage posted:

what exactly is this post trying to say?

That's how he was actively impacted by the post

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:06

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Cactus Ghost posted:

that's weird, because don't a bunch of other postal vehicles find their way to private ownership, like the RHD subarus and the 2wd jeeps

The Subarus mostly belonged to rural route carriers. Later model Jeeps did too.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:06

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# ? May 12, 2024 19:43

Arson Daily: Aug 11, 2003

Haven't seen a real time dear Richard in a minute. Thanks for the lol's and the mods can give me 18 hours any time they want cuz I'm a real chad.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 19:10

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