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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Viggen posted:

NEVADA.JPG. I couldn't have staged this any better if I tried.


click for beeg

It has a really godawful peeling "Judge" paint job. If you look at the large photo you can see that it's entirely gone off the roof and down the rear.

Is painting the top half of your car black a thing? I saw three different cars (separately, in different places) driving around the other day with one half red and the other half black. Couldn't figure it out at all.

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?


Union Jack paint job or GTFO.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?


I don't mind this one. They've obviously put some effort into making the front end look right, and fitting the wheels to the arches. The whole thing looks kind of like a matchbox car. If the tyres were a bit thicker I could see it become some sort of X5 kind of thing.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?









Yes, some of these are stock. Still ugly as gently caress though.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Crankit posted:

Even as a gullible child with no cynical sensibilities I laughed when I found there's a Ghia X for when Ghia isn't enough.

I had an Escort Ghia X for a while. It was metallic purple with purple velvet seats, wood trim, air conditioning (non-functional) and a 6 CD changer (missing, presumed stolen). Pure class.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Licence plate is Polish.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

I'm pretty sure I drew that when I was 12.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Fiat Punto :eng101:

I don't know if they exist in America - driving one on a road full of giant trucks must be terrifying.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?



I first noticed the rusty painted wheels and the dumb stickers, but the joy of this is the giant exhaust barely attached to the underside of the car at a weird angle. Driven by two women with identical fake tans, hair extensions and giant sunglasses.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Deeters posted:

Is that a baby stroller in the back too?

Yep. It looked like there were kids in the back, but it was so piled up with crap it was hard to tell.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Wow, a clean '89 Corvette, those are pretty rare in the UK. I wonder...



... gently caress you, whoever decided that poo poo was a good idea.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

slidebite posted:

That's a C3 so more like 79, but yeah. They were pretty much the worst vette so I guess it's better that than anything else.

Ha, looks like the advert was a blatant lie on top of everything else. I'm going to have to learn more about American cars if I ever want to own one I guess.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Healthcare/terrible car poo poo crossover.



and something else I stumbled across on the way

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

angryhampster posted:

and they're still garbage. I can't believe Brabus put their name on those turds. I drove one that belonged to a friend of mine. Absolutely the worst car I've ever driven.

I think Brabus originally just did the roadster. That seems pretty good.

http://vimeo.com/34719741

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Saw one of these this morning:



I don't think the guy was happy when I started laughing.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

There are dozens of RX-8s for under £1000 in the UK. They tend to mention "start issues". Something like this is pretty loving tempting though.



quote:

THIS VEHICLE WAS BROUGHT IN AS A PART EXCHANGE AND IT WILL BE SOLD AS SEEN WITH NO WARRANTY IMPLIED OR GIVEN

Wolfsbane fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Sep 15, 2014

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Powershift posted:

You are mistaken. it's basically 2 rods connected to each end of the handlebars, so you pull one back and push the other forward to turn.

Yes, but where do you sit to do that? Unless it's an optical illusion the holes seem to be central on the windscreen, so you'd have to be in the middle. Is that central bit a third seat? If so, where are your legs supposed to go? Are the other two seats decorative? If so, what's the point?

Oh wait, the windscreen isn't central, is it? So all the rain coming off the passenger side is going straight into the passenger's face?

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Apparently it was originally a crazy concept made in memory of Sergio Pininfarina, but some rich people offered them absurd money to build it for real, so they're going to make six. They're going to have to put a windscreen on it though, which sort of ruins the fun.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Powershift posted:

absolutely shameless.

I don't know what you're talking about.


Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Supposedly styled after the f430. I can't really see it myself.




e:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Linedance posted:

That's a Celica and a Tiburon /Coupe, yes.
Other way around, but yeah.

Linedance posted:

What am I supposed to be seeing here, other than 3 red cars that look nothing alike and span roughly a decade of design?

The first one is a 2007 Coupe (I don't know if these were a thing in America), and the second one is a Ferrari F430, that they were accused of ripping the design from. As I said, I don't really see it myself. The third one is a 2002 Celica, which the Coupe has always reminded me of, although seeing them side by side it's mostly superficial - the general proportions and the shape of the lights.

Bonus Lamborghini Aventador Hyundai Coupe:


Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Not Terrible Rant Stuff

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?


1) Us.

2) Places we used to own.

3) Japan, for some reason.

Exceptions

1) drat upstart colonials.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

I found a fascinating article about why countries drive on the side of the road they do, which is not a sentence I was expecting to type when I woke up this morning.

Short answer is after the war, because being different to the British was the in thing, for obvious reasons. Also it turns out the reason in Japan is "because we built their railways".

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

I think the inside is the worst thing about it. It took a little while to find one that wasn't a render, but here:



e: actually no, the worst (best) thing is that it comes with its own quadcopter mounted inside the roof to "scout the road ahead".

Wolfsbane fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 28, 2015

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

It would be a shooting brake in the UK. Although Mercedes have started calling their 4-door estates shooting brakes too, which is annoying.

e: oops, this isn't the craigslist thread

Wolfsbane fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jan 29, 2015

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?



I have no idea.

e: Apparently this is a thing in Australia?

https://www.flickr.com/groups/mini-supercars/pool/11105382@N08/

Wolfsbane fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Mar 13, 2015

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Yeah, I dug into it a little bit and they're photoshopped. Some of them are really well done though.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

I thought I'd go and see if anyone had tried to build one for real. Inconclusive so far, but I did briefly enter the world of smart car body kits.



Hey, that's actually pretty


:stare:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

The choice of units in the UK is a constant battle between people who accept that the metric system is much easier to use, and people who start their sentences "In my day ..."

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

You never saw a Cayenne before? They're all over the place in the UK. I have no idea why either, I can only guess it's something like "I want a big 4x4, but I also need to show off more than a Range Rover allows".

Oh, right, it's a new smaller one. Meh.

InitialDave posted:

My friends are looking for an SUV-type thing under the "now we have a kid" justification, but their logic is based largely on her having a bad back from being rear-ended by a trucker (car crash, not buttsex), and the higher seating makes it easier to get said offspring in and out.

I understand, but would prefer that there were an option that didn't basically involve them buying a pretend-4x4 where you're paying (in cash and fuel economy) for a drivetrain that is not needed and likely won't be of any benefit.

Skoda Yeti? Nissan Qashqai? Mazda CX5?

Thread appropriate comedy option:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Nah, you want this one



I actually have a soft spot for citroen. They seem to have a strong aversion to dull.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Having driven all of them, that is the correct choice (assuming they can afford it).

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

quote:

The Airbump® is a successful combination of style and usability! The soft skin, which is a worldwide exclusive, protects your car against everyday bumps and dents.

So what's the secret? A multitude of air capsules under a soft TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) skin that does not require any special care.

You can customize your C4 Cactus with a choice of 4 Airbump® colours: Dune, Chocolate, Black and Stone Grey.

So there you go.

Once you start looking it turns out that most brands have some sort of "crossover", and they're almost all terrible.


:byodood:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?


:flaccid:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

That's a movie prop (and completely awesome).

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?



More pictures of the build here.

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