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JP Money posted:I wonder who thought cadmium coating bolts was a good idea? Marvin Udy?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2012 23:33 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:38 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Was that a Hellafail moment because I don't know how else that could have happened. Hellakarma.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2012 03:08 |
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Sudden Infant Def Syndrome posted:It looks like it was hit in an accident, and they replaced the fender, signals, and that wheel. It probably doesn't line up because it was twisted. It looks like the fender is from a different model year or maybe a different car. Still, standard beater. e: beaten. That's what I get for reading other threads. some texas redneck posted:A beater don't need 2 parking spots. But the fender's the only nice part of the car!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2012 04:41 |
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Paul Boz_ posted:What is terrible about this car? It completes the 'ugh, it's icky' AMC/Chrysler Sebring/LeBaron/Alliance convertible trifecta? I dunno, driving a 30ish year old Franco-AMC convertible in the rain is pretty AI.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 18:56 |
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Linedance posted:Car stickers like that are like personal advertisements you put on display to say "I have been to this place" or "I use this product". Putting them on when you haven't been to a place or don't use a product is like false advertising. BlackMK4 posted:More or less, apparently some people here care too much what other people think of them.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2012 23:57 |
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Poing posted:I honestly can't believe that people are proud of driving 12.9 miles. Context fixed.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 17:34 |
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KozmoNaut posted:The entire right column of that picture made me vomit profusely. IOwnCalculus posted:They need that little extra push over the cliff, to make it one louder. Our model nomenclature is in base 11.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2012 15:44 |
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Faerunner posted:Yeah, late 70s - early 80s bodies are probably the ugliest cars on the road. ftfy
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 18:22 |
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"The spelling variants gauge and gage have existed since the first recorded uses in Middle English, though in American English gage is found exclusively in technical uses" So we've only been arguing about it for half a millenium.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 21:22 |
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Kenshin posted:A bed for people for whom "sex" means "shuffling around under the covers without expending too much physical effort." Someone's never done a 'shifty shrike.'
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2013 21:33 |
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:Pinifarina. Looks like a Sebring convertible and a 300 had sex in a Pep Boys.
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# ¿ May 7, 2013 02:53 |
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Wasabi the J posted:What if I paid someone to install the components competently? What slogan fits my needs Contracted, not transacted
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 12:23 |
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Octopus Magic posted:all those rear quarter window/quarter panel ducts are trying to [be as] cool as a 67 or 68 fastback.
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# ¿ May 18, 2013 14:20 |
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veedubfreak posted:Someone watched Tron a few too many times. If they'd watched Tron, maybe it wouldn't look like crap.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2013 15:22 |
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Mitchard posted:Simple Newtonian physics. If you launch the air upwards there will be an equal and opposite reaction pushing the car downwards. They had to install left hand thread screws on that side because the air velocity was backing the screws out. (To the far right you can see a hole where they erroneously installed a regular screw that worked its way out)
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2013 05:00 |
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Rhyno posted:Become Spider-man?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 16:09 |
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InitialDave posted:I'm not entirely sure I get get the "If it's not a baby, you're not pregnant" one. I assume it's some anti-abortion nonsense implying that "unfertilized egg" and "baby" are the binary states of the contents of a uterus? The eggs you order in a restaurant (or buy in a store or from a farm to eat) are unfertilized.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2013 05:48 |
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Marauder Stig posted:
Pffft. Amateur. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAOf7IFmCB4
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2013 22:46 |
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veedubfreak posted:It's a shame you can't just phone up the local pd and have poo poo like that hauled off to the scrap yard. "Officer, this man has refused to spend his money at my place of business! Please take his property from him and destroy it!" vvvvv I'm cool with that. joat mon fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Aug 5, 2013 |
# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 15:34 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Did the '70 have the rear quarter side vents like that? GIS'ing suggests that was only on '69. And the rear, to get the fake Shelby/California Special tail treatment.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 20:54 |
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VikingSkull posted:Basically. It's more of a late 70's look, honestly. I'd drive it. e: It's like a Ford fan listened to "One Piece at a Time" too many times. Headlamps, '82 Grenada (to be fair, '85 Mustang, too) Taillights, '65 T-bird (and some of the Shelby's) joat mon fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Aug 5, 2013 |
# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 22:38 |
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Collateral Damage posted:"Secondly, I’ve personally becoming more and more frustrated with new automobiles. The fluff, the marketing, the gadgets, the nicknacks, and the do-dads are overwhelming. I want to go back to the drive. When the drive was enough. We’ve layered and layered until I saw a cover for a cover under a hood covered in paint with a cover to protect the paint?… Seems silly to describe but that is a true statement. It’s just all gotten out of control. I drive old era cars. Cars that need your full attention when driving." Artist. On the other hand, http://www.jruiter.com/entry/1962-lincoln-continental/
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2013 18:57 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:I've never seen a car with flames on it that didn't belong in this thread.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2013 18:30 |
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opengl128 posted:Christ are those vents from a K car? Close; the S was derived from the K. Voyager and Viper both start with V, so It's OK. However, For God's sake, man, it's a Viper. Is the pedigree of the dash vents that important?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2013 17:51 |
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JP Money posted:An event featuring famous doriftu automobiles like Pontiac Bonnevilles and Mercury Cougars Bonneville. It wasn't until 2000 that the two became indistinguishable.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2013 22:30 |
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MrLonghair posted:I think it held up well. In this terrible crash from earlier this year (Sweden) there would have been survivors if they'd gone out the windshield. There's definitely something to be said for air bags and crumple zones. The aftermath of the 'we don't need roads' leap. The driver went to the hospital with 'serious' injuries but was conscious and talking when police got to him.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 17:19 |
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`Nemesis posted:The car had it's engine and transmission intact and was in drivable condition. But just the 235 straight 6. If they'd used one with the 348 that'd be a completely story.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 05:33 |
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Fucknag posted:Actually I'm guessing not, according to this page the curb weights of the 6 and 8 cylinder Bel Airs were nearly identical. Those old I6s were built like tanks, not a whole lot lighter than the V8s of the day. But the 348 was a BIG BLOCK! It was used in TRUCKS! A truck would totally crush a 2009 Malibu!
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 06:06 |
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I heard an ad for the GMC Acadia describe it as a "Professional-Grade Crossover." Does that mean Moms can buy one only after their sons sign with someone like FC Dallas?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2013 14:57 |
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:
If you've got archives: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440111
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2013 17:10 |
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They should have sent a poet. A retarded poet.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2013 15:03 |
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Nyyen posted:I...what...WHY??? Because the Powerwagon has trouble on city streets. Or rather, city streets have trouble under the Powerwagon.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 21:36 |
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JP Money posted:Someone in a thread recently posted an impact test against an old car and it got completely destroyed in a crash compared to a modern car with crumple zones. The car didn't have an engine so it was kind of a lovely test but the old car still held up way worse than its reputation would suggest. Maybe someone could invent some kind of sticky-auto-post for threads, that in this case would automatically post a refutation of this old canard every 15 pages or so.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 15:34 |
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Ulfhednar posted:Edit: Googling "cadillac caught on front of locomotive BNSF 5005" gets this as the first hit which links to this news blurb: quote:Car-carrying truck collides with train in Kent VVV The car was on one of these: Probably at the upper rear. joat mon fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 26, 2013 |
# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 23:32 |
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drat straight. That's why I ignore people who blather on about some make-believe "Chevy 350 small block" when anyone with a firkin of sense knows it's a Chevy 349 cubic inches, two teaspoons and 66 minum small block.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 22:03 |
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924, I think. (fender doesn't look flared) Not as much of a loss.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 00:50 |
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or something that Guillermo del Toro dreamed up, except that it was too scary, so he gave it a comically small mouth.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 18:03 |
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GutBomb posted:If you don't pay don't they just send you to collections? If you don't pay you don't get the car. If you don't get they car, the impound yard sells it and keeps the money.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 15:14 |
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8ender posted:Holy poo poo Amateurs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuEoX_y0qY
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 19:33 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 22:38 |
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There's a 9'6" down my way. It's a blind turn from the highway, but the local DoT was kind enough to give it a dedicated offramp so trucks can exit the highway without having to commit to the bridge.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 14:36 |