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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

JP Money posted:

I wonder who thought cadmium coating bolts was a good idea?

Marvin Udy?

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

FIRST TIME posted:

Was that a Hellafail moment because I don't know how else that could have happened.

Hellakarma.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Sudden Infant Def Syndrome posted:

It looks like it was hit in an accident, and they replaced the fender, signals, and that wheel. It probably doesn't line up because it was twisted.

It looks like the fender is from a different model year or maybe a different car. Still, standard beater.
e: beaten. That's what I get for reading other threads.

some texas redneck posted:

A beater don't need 2 parking spots.

But the fender's the only nice part of the car!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Paul Boz_ posted:

What is terrible about this car?

It completes the 'ugh, it's icky' AMC/Chrysler Sebring/LeBaron/Alliance convertible trifecta?

I dunno, driving a 30ish year old Franco-AMC convertible in the rain is pretty AI.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Linedance posted:

Car stickers like that are like personal advertisements you put on display to say "I have been to this place" or "I use this product". Putting them on when you haven't been to a place or don't use a product is like false advertising.
You're getting warmer...

BlackMK4 posted:

More or less, apparently some people here care too much what other people think of them.
Almost there...

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Poing posted:

I honestly can't believe that people are proud of driving 12.9 miles.

Context fixed.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

KozmoNaut posted:

The entire right column of that picture made me vomit profusely.


So at some point, all BMWs will be called 399, 499 etc.?

"Get ze neu Bai-Em-Wai 499 hier, just 49,999.95!"

Where will they go from there?

IOwnCalculus posted:

They need that little extra push over the cliff, to make it one louder.

:smug:Our model nomenclature is in base 11.:smug:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Faerunner posted:

Yeah, late 70s - early 80s bodies are probably the ugliest cars on the road.

ftfy

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
"The spelling variants gauge and gage have existed since the first recorded uses in Middle English, though in American English gage is found exclusively in technical uses"

So we've only been arguing about it for half a millenium.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Kenshin posted:

A bed for people for whom "sex" means "shuffling around under the covers without expending too much physical effort."

Because otherwise someone is going to die.

Someone's never done a 'shifty shrike.'

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Pinifarina.
Rolls Royce.
$2.5mil.





I'd have got killed for this at uni, I can't believe a company like Pinifarina would put it out.

Looks like a Sebring convertible and a 300 had sex in a Pep Boys.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Wasabi the J posted:

What if I paid someone to install the components competently? What slogan fits my needs :ohdear:

:smug:Contracted, not transacted

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Octopus Magic posted:

all those rear quarter window/quarter panel ducts are trying to [be as] cool

as a 67 or 68 fastback.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

veedubfreak posted:

Someone watched Tron a few too many times.

If they'd watched Tron, maybe it wouldn't look like crap.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mitchard posted:

Simple Newtonian physics. If you launch the air upwards there will be an equal and opposite reaction pushing the car downwards.

They had to install left hand thread screws on that side because the air velocity was backing the screws out. (To the far right you can see a hole where they erroneously installed a regular screw that worked its way out)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Rhyno posted:

Become Spider-man?
Other way around; Spiderman becomed the camera.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

InitialDave posted:

I'm not entirely sure I get get the "If it's not a baby, you're not pregnant" one. I assume it's some anti-abortion nonsense implying that "unfertilized egg" and "baby" are the binary states of the contents of a uterus?

What did he order in the restaurant? Two fried chickens please, sunny side up?

The eggs you order in a restaurant (or buy in a store or from a farm to eat) are unfertilized. :eng101:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Marauder Stig posted:



How are those wheels not breaking under weight of that hummer?

Pffft. Amateur.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAOf7IFmCB4

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

veedubfreak posted:

It's a shame you can't just phone up the local pd and have poo poo like that hauled off to the scrap yard.

"Officer, this man has refused to spend his money at my place of business! Please take his property from him and destroy it!"


vvvvv

I'm cool with that.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Aug 5, 2013

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Snowdens Secret posted:

Did the '70 have the rear quarter side vents like that? GIS'ing suggests that was only on '69.

The only change (other than paint) is the front fascia and hood, which makes me thing it took a hit in front and the owner got creative rebuilding it.

And the rear, to get the fake Shelby/California Special tail treatment.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

VikingSkull posted:

Basically. It's more of a late 70's look, honestly. I'd drive it.


Front is Shelby, too, I think. Check out the hood latches.
Latches yes, but I don't think Shelby ever used the '70 Mustang nose, nor a hood scoop like that.

e: It's like a Ford fan listened to "One Piece at a Time" too many times.

Headlamps, '82 Grenada (to be fair, '85 Mustang, too)
Taillights, '65 T-bird (and some of the Shelby's)

joat mon fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Aug 5, 2013

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Collateral Damage posted:

"Secondly, I’ve personally becoming more and more frustrated with new automobiles. The fluff, the marketing, the gadgets, the nicknacks, and the do-dads are overwhelming. I want to go back to the drive. When the drive was enough. We’ve layered and layered until I saw a cover for a cover under a hood covered in paint with a cover to protect the paint?… Seems silly to describe but that is a true statement. It’s just all gotten out of control. I drive old era cars. Cars that need your full attention when driving." :jerkbag:

"Artsy" thing looking like the lego cars I built when I was 5: http://www.jruiter.com/entry/reboot-buggy1/

Artist.
On the other hand,

http://www.jruiter.com/entry/1962-lincoln-continental/

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Pham Nuwen posted:

I've never seen a car with flames on it that didn't belong in this thread.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

opengl128 posted:

Christ are those vents from a K car?

Close; the S was derived from the K.
Voyager and Viper both start with V, so It's OK.

However,
For God's sake, man, it's a Viper. Is the pedigree of the dash vents that important?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

JP Money posted:

An event featuring famous doriftu automobiles like Pontiac Bonnevilles and Mercury Cougars :haw:

E: Is that a bonneville or grand prix? My 90's shitbox knowledge is failing me here.

Bonneville. It wasn't until 2000 that the two became indistinguishable.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

MrLonghair posted:

I think it held up well. In this terrible crash from earlier this year (Sweden) there would have been survivors if they'd gone out the windshield.



Black car did a careless overtaking (you can tell, with those rims and tires) behind a semi and went head on with something I'm not sure was a two-seater
(The remains were removed by the time this pic was taken, it's car-gore only)

There's definitely something to be said for air bags and crumple zones.


The aftermath of the 'we don't need roads' leap.
The driver went to the hospital with 'serious' injuries but was conscious and talking when police got to him.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

`Nemesis posted:

The car had it's engine and transmission intact and was in drivable condition.

http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/18/more-details-about-1959-bel-air-crash-test/?_r=0

But just the 235 straight 6. If they'd used one with the 348 that'd be a completely story.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Fucknag posted:

Actually I'm guessing not, according to this page the curb weights of the 6 and 8 cylinder Bel Airs were nearly identical. Those old I6s were built like tanks, not a whole lot lighter than the V8s of the day.

But the 348 was a BIG BLOCK! It was used in TRUCKS! A truck would totally crush a 2009 Malibu!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
I heard an ad for the GMC Acadia describe it as a "Professional-Grade Crossover."
Does that mean Moms can buy one only after their sons sign with someone like FC Dallas?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

:stare::fh:

This. Someone identify this for me.

If you've got archives:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440111

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

They should have sent a poet.





A retarded poet.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nyyen posted:

I...what...WHY??? :psyboom:

Because the Powerwagon has trouble on city streets.



Or rather, city streets have trouble under the Powerwagon.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

JP Money posted:

Someone in a thread recently posted an impact test against an old car and it got completely destroyed in a crash compared to a modern car with crumple zones. The car didn't have an engine so it was kind of a lovely test but the old car still held up way worse than its reputation would suggest.

Maybe someone could invent some kind of sticky-auto-post for threads, that in this case would automatically post a refutation of this old canard every 15 pages or so.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Ulfhednar posted:

Edit:
I keep running into this image on the internet, and I can never find the story behind it other than postings on weird pseudo-advertising blogs for car-crash-injury lawyers:



Googling "cadillac caught on front of locomotive BNSF 5005" gets
this
as the first hit which links to this news blurb:

quote:

Car-carrying truck collides with train in Kent
KENT — A car-carrier semi-truck has collided with a freight train at a crossing in Kent.

By The Associated Press
An auto-carrier tractor-trailer rig with four vehicles was struck Friday by a train at a crossing in Kent.

KENT — A car-carrier semi-truck has collided with a freight train at a crossing in Kent.

Fire Department spokesman Kyle Ohashi says the truck driver was not injured in the crash at 1:15 p.m. Friday, but at least two cars were thrown off the truck. One was dragged a quarter mile by the train.

Ohashi says as much as 200 gallons of diesel spilled from the truck. It has been contained and is being cleaned up.

Kent police and Burlington Northern Santa Fe are investigating

VVV
The car was on one of these:

Probably at the upper rear.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 26, 2013

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
drat straight. That's why I ignore people who blather on about some make-believe "Chevy 350 small block" when anyone with a firkin of sense knows it's a Chevy 349 cubic inches, two teaspoons and 66 minum small block.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
924, I think. (fender doesn't look flared) Not as much of a loss.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
or something that Guillermo del Toro dreamed up, except that it was too scary, so he gave it a comically small mouth.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

GutBomb posted:

If you don't pay don't they just send you to collections?

If you don't pay you don't get the car. If you don't get they car, the impound yard sells it and keeps the money.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

8ender posted:

Holy poo poo :aaa:

Amateurs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuEoX_y0qY

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
There's a 9'6" down my way. It's a blind turn from the highway, but the local DoT was kind enough to give it a dedicated offramp so trucks can exit the highway without having to commit to the bridge.

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