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EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm guessing they run on petrol, never cross rivers or own a water bra.

Huh? There's nothing that explicitly keeps gasoline engines from being useful in water crossings.

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EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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MadScientistWorking posted:

You actually are right there are multiple forms of corrosion. Though why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to join steel parts with aluminum.

Aluminum bolts work wonders :downs:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Boomerjinks posted:

Having him behind you would be like having KC lights on your own car.

Seeing nothing but springs in your rear mirror would be weird, though.

edit: just saw the lower lights, gently caress that guy

:ssh: Most states have maximum light height restrictions

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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IOwnCalculus posted:

Why is this, out of curiosity? Is the crank pulley on the rotary particularly small?

I mean it does seem to be a genuine issue, I just wonder why it seems to affect rotaries so much when most V-belted cars get by just fine with a single V-belt driving the alternator (and sometimes another accessory too).

Previa_fun posted:

:stare: is that going to charge at idle? What I mean is: don't alternators generally need ~2000RPM to start charging? That pulley ratio is...low. (assuming that's a street car)

Stock rotaries can turn at rpm's that stock configuration piston engines can only wistfully dream of. When was the last time you had to worry about the accessories being turned by an engine at 9000 rpm?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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KozmoNaut posted:

This poo poo has got to stop. Bring back cars with proper greenhouses.

It won't. You can't hide side-impact air bags and good crush-resistance in glass, unfortunately.

The only thing I liked about my old beater Integra was that I could see everything around me; came at a cost though, even with the a/c blowing 40F you couldn't cool the thing down in South Texas summers.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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peepsalot posted:

It's not a physical gauge, just something that displays on a little screen. It's more likely calculated based on the actual fuel consumption, based on rpm and injector pulse width, etc. The thing that makes it idiotic is the fact that it only has four discrete gauge positions and no units. Same with boost gauge and accelerometer, oh and a torque gauge also IIRC.

The same reason that amps don't usually operate in any specified units:
http://xkcd.com/670/

Most people couldn't give two shits about the units, just :downs:BIGGER NUMBARS:downs:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Viggen posted:

The suspension is a little woody, but if you lay on the horn, they'll notice.

We can milk this for all it's worth, but it might be an utter disaster.

(You read that as udder, admit it).

Edit: VVVV oh I know, but the opportunity for lame puns was too good

EightBit fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 21, 2012

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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SaNChEzZ posted:

I wish it was 4x4 so we could see the aftermath of the center diff.

It wouldn't be full-time 4WD if it were equipped, and even then it would just be selectable between 2WD and front/rear locked 4WD.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Put nothing but anti-theft lugs on! :downs:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Studies have shown that having a phone conversation in a car is dangerously distracting, regardless of the technology/hands involved, so you shouldn't be doing it anyway.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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I usually politely ask my passengers to shut the gently caress up and let me drive (like you could really hold a conversation with the doors off).

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Cruseydr posted:

Also, wrong thread?


I would roll around in this with :420: smoke billowing out the windows.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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You Am I posted:

drat, wouldn't the axles be snapping like twigs with those wheels on it?

I don't imagine that those are stock axles. And the name of the shop is quite appropriate, "Discovery Breakers".

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Most of us have to wait in line. But why the heck does it matter that it's a diesel? Special diesel plates?

Because, California

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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He's too busy paying the mortgage on that truck to put good tires on it :laugh:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Does that come with an extra bottle of brake fluid to make the rest of the car match the hood? :downs:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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I would hate to have to do that with my ~80lb wheels.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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1. Harder to perform regular maintenance on
2. Not superior to less "engineered" vehicles' solution
3. Different from everything else

Yep, it's German :v:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Root Bear posted:

Correct. It's hard to tell in these pics, but I can only begin to imagine the elaborate steering linkage it must have now. :psyduck:

Steering gear ripped off of a solid front axle vehicle? They're all basically the same; it might even be the same gear from the vehicle that donated the front axle.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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kastein posted:

A lot of them have different steering column/input shaft spline setups and bolt patterns. I can only imagine what he came up with for that...

I think the worst I've ever seen was pics of an S10 someone had solid axle swapped with a dana 30 frontend out of a cherokee. The pitman arm on an S10 swings the opposite direction from the one on a cherokee. The guy who did the swap didn't think about that till it was too late... and so turning the steering wheel left made the truck turn right :aaaaa::stonk:

He was daily driving it that way.

I was just talking about the steering box down, never considered mating a steering wheel to it.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Kotaru posted:

I love this time of year; being in Texas the average summer temperature is well over 99F and muggy as hell, I dance with glee if I'm in my garage working in <60F once winter rolls around. All I need is 2 pairs of old scrubs from work and I'm perfectly content wrenching well into the night. Different strokes I guess. :)

A-loving-men. I'll slap on some gloves (I wear them anyway when working on my Jeep) and wrench all day in the cold (as experienced by South Texas, 60F).

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Giblet Plus! posted:

you want pantera then

Definitely this :black101:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Godholio posted:

Yeah those are actually really effective off the pavement. They're more stable than you'd think, and probably safer than the alternative. It's also available 12" taller.

Yeah, I'd rather see people inflating one of those on a trail than using a hi-lift jack; someone there probably has onboard air that can do it without making a carbon monoxide pillow.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Trophy wives go in supercars :colbert:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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SierraEchoBravo posted:

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't look like an old S2000 with lots of extra trim pieces thrown on.

Get rid of 25% of the styling details and then well talk.

You missed the somewhat blurry S2000 decal in both photos? :v:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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MonkeyNutZ posted:

It's this video:
"VW Touareg V10 TDI Vs. Chevy Duramax Bumper pull"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k62gW3Se5e0

The most terrible thing here is the simple webbing rope that is being used to connect them. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a lovely autoparts store tow rope with metal hooks (:stare:) and fatigue from constant use in redneck pissing contests. I'm not wishing ill on them, but those things snap and whip around without much warning.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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What kind of crazy bullshit is an air filter that "does not require maintenance"? Do you just throw out the entire loving vehicle when it inevitably gets full of poo poo?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Kill-9 posted:

Friend sent this over to me. It took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on in this pic.



I guess the guy who did this is a locksmith and had no washers lying around?

Well, at least if I ever run into a rustpile like that it won't be me getting sardined.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Shifty Pony posted:

Texas does not have any "headlights on when raining" laws because :freep:

This is factually incorrect, but good luck getting hick officers to enforce it correctly.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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That block of snow is also likely to blow off on the highway in one big explosion once he gets enough speed to break it loose. Sucks for the people behind him when it goes.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Shai-Hulud posted:

Nothing about a bullbar or a jack attached to it is in any way pedestrian friendly, so you might as well cover it with spikes cause it ain't gonna make a difference anyway.

Unless you want to look like a rolling jungle gym :v:

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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some texas redneck posted:

DFW averages about 35 inches of rain per year, it's not exactly a barren wasteland like west Texas. :v:

Houston and the area east of it are properly swampy too.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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InitialDave posted:

You learned to keep fire extinguishers in the White House yet?

Were fire extinguishers even a thing back then?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Measly Twerp posted:

Interesting, the only way to stop it is to get out of the car and slow approaching traffic down.

That's what happens when a billion people have no cultural familiarity with cars and don't look anywhere but away from other vehicles.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Bone_Enterprise posted:

This is EXACTLY why you do not give mexican women sharpie markers.

That's a woman?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Motronic posted:



We followed for as long as practical hoping for some carnage.

What goes through someone's head to convince them this is a good idea?

Probably, not much at all, until it's the other half of that ladder being propelled into the back of it, using the c pillar as a fulcrum.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Saturns also had the window controls on the center console. As lovely as PT Cruisers are, they didn't start that bullshit.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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KozmoNaut posted:

With hand positioning like that, he deserves to die from massive death wobble.



Replace "Douchebags" and "Farmers" with "Driving a manual transmission and used to one-handed steering"

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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They definitely took the guy for a ride. Not passing emissions? It probably already has terminal ring damage; therefore, there is no point scraping out the sludge.

Edit: speeling is hard

EightBit fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 26, 2013

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EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
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Snowdens Secret posted:

Do all shops have a hot tank? Not sure about that specific shop but I'm not sure if your average tire change / muffler swap / brake job place has much use for one.

It's usually done by a shop specializing in those types of things. It takes a big tank of rather nasty chemicals (sometimes several) to run hot baths. There should be a shop in any metropolitan area that performs hot baths.

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