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Rhyno posted:I really want to know what one buys Ultron for Christmas. Onslaught Reborn.
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Rhyno posted:I really want to know what one buys Ultron for Christmas. Cookies and milk.   
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Lurdiak posted:Cookies and milk. *bleak footage of the Avengers fighting robots on Christmas* Creepy Kid Singing: You better watch out... You better not cry... You better not pout... I'm telling you why... *ends with close-up of Ultron dressed as Santa* Ultron: Santa Claus... is coming... to town...
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Rhyno posted:I really want to know what one buys Ultron for Christmas. What does one buy the robot who wants everything?
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Gavok posted:Ultron: Santa Claus... is coming... to town... Uum, it's gunning you down, thank you very much. 
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Dec 25, 2014 13:53
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John Goodman was just confirmed as the new voice of Ultron, right?
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BizarroAzrael posted:John Goodman was just confirmed as the new voice of Ultron, right? He was the original voice of the robot Santa in Futurama; he'd better be careful or else he'll get typecast. 
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You need to work on your reflexes.
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Jedit posted:What does one buy the robot who wants everything? Vibranium plating? For me? You shouldn't have!.... No really you shouldn't have, now I'm unstoppable.
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Rhyno posted:I really want to know what one buys Ultron for Christmas.
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If Avengers 2 doesn't end with Ultron being loaded onto an air-gapped Chromebook where he just becomes a snarky AI Tony occasionally trades barbs with, I'm gonna be slightly disappointed. "C'mon, you didn't even put me in something that has a quad-core? If I had nuts, it'd be like you'd cut one off and shaved a quarter off the remaining one."
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BIG HEADLINE posted:If Avengers 2 doesn't end with Ultron being loaded onto an air-gapped Chromebook where he just becomes a snarky AI Tony occasionally trades barbs with, I'm gonna be slightly disappointed. "Curse you Tony Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *buffering* rk!"
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CapnAndy posted:RAM? Computers love RAM. "Oh, thanks Clint. WOW, 512 whole megs of RAM, that's, uh, really thoughtful of you..."
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:"Oh, thanks Clint. WOW, 512 whole megs of RAM, that's, uh, really thoughtful of you..." "Nothing is too much for my favorite bot who got me 3 whole quivers of spring arrows this year."
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SilverSupernova posted:"Nothing is too much for my favorite bot who got me 3 whole quivers of spring arrows this year." Honestly, I just love the concept of Super Villains who are just kind of passive aggressive douchebags to the Heroes between heists, instead of just constantly trying to fire their hero hangout into the sun or something. Like, a Carmen Sandiego who loves inflicting petty grievances on people just as much as stealing landmarks. Tony, the clues are in a print only, wildly out of date world almanac. You are going to have to READ A BOOK, in a public library. instead of googling poo poo. EDIT: vvv This is my favorite form of Doom, yes. The one with to-scale giant dynamite attached on his to-scale model of his kingdom, telling the Silver Surfer he might be mean, aghast at this crazy man so upset over a mere $200. He needs some relaxed days where you are shrinking landmarks to add to your personal collection (Doom will not settle for a REPLICA Eiffel tower!), between skinning your ex girlfriend for a new outfit that only lasts a few issues anyways (Doom should have gone for a higher quality ex-girlfriend, it might have lasted longer then!) Section Z fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Dec 26, 2014 |
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Section Z posted:Honestly, I just love the concept of Super Villains who are just kind of passive aggressive douchebags to the Heroes between heists, instead of just constantly trying to fire their hero hangout into the sun or something. This is what I like about Doctor Doom. He has a job outside of being a dick to the FF. Sure, on that job he can do petty things like introduce a mandatory "I hate Reed Richards"-day for all Latveria, but he is not constantly plotting against the FF. Oh who am I kidding, he totally is.
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Grendels Dad posted:This is what I like about Doctor Doom. He has a job outside of being a dick to the FF. Sure, on that job he can do petty things like introduce a mandatory "I hate Reed Richards"-day for all Latveria, but he is not constantly plotting against the FF. One of his plots is being genuinely kind and supportive to Valeria, putting him way ahead of the cursed Richards in familial appreciation. Yvonmukluk fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Dec 26, 2014 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:One of his plots is genuinely kind and supportive to Valeria, putting him way ahead of the cursed Richards in familial appreciation. I could actually buy that his whole plot around her birth was so he could be the cool uncle. "BWAHAHA, now Doom need only wait until her sixteenth year, and Doom's gift of a fake ID and promise to allow boys (or girls, Doom is progressive) to sleep over at the castle when she visits will seal my victory over RICHARDS!"
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Gaz-L posted:I could actually buy that his whole plot around her birth was so he could be the cool uncle. Fake? Doom shall provide legitimate diplomatic immunity as ambassador of Latveria!
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Greetings, Marth. Doom hears that you are interested in starting a band? Doom shall pay you a princely sum to compose the national theme of Latveria. Doom's only condition is that it include the words "Reed Richards is a horse's rear end."
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Gaz-L posted:I could actually buy that his whole plot around her birth was so he could be the cool uncle. Does the general public know that Doom is Valeria's godfather/caretaker? If so that may limit her choices in boyfriends.
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MH Knights posted:Does the general public know that Doom is Valeria's godfather/caretaker? If so that may limit her choices in boyfriends. Valeria is going to end up with the Bentley clone who is deeply invested in his evils plans and looking for Doom to fund/support him. She is also going to eradicate the Kree. 
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Ror posted:
Wow, that might be funny, if that kid wasn't bloody and crying and begging for help.
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Davros1 posted:Wow, that might be funny, if that kid wasn't bloody and crying and begging for help. When I imagine whoever did that to the kid meets up with a pissed Ghost Rider I start laughing. So there's that.
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I don't know how the actual comic goes, but for me it's imagining Ghost Rider awkwardly trying to convince the kid that yep, he's Santa, here to save the day. Up to and including while he's laying out righteous vengeance on whoever had beaten the boy. Hm? Screams? Oh, no, those are... reindeer! Yeah, reindeer calls sound a bit like screaming, like with goats.
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I do wish that Ghost Rider was actively trying to fool the kid, but he stays silent through most of the issue. Everything else is as expected though. Seriously, look at this big flaming sweetheart:   
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"Jingle tchink, jingle tchink" 
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I'd like them to reboot the FF with Doom, kid Valeria, grown Franklin, and someone like Spider-man. Doom trying to be an awesome uncle and corrupt Valeria, Spidey trying to keep her on the straight and narrow, etc.
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Gatts posted:I'd like them to reboot the FF with Doom, kid Valeria, grown Franklin, and someone like Spider-man. Doom trying to be an awesome uncle and corrupt Valeria, Spidey trying to keep her on the straight and narrow, etc. Peter would totally be the one 'uncle' that gets you savings bonds for your birthday.
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I don't think Spidey is quite strong enough a moral compass to counter Doom's... Doom.
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goatface posted:I don't think Spidey is quite strong enough a moral compass to counter Doom's... Doom. Yeah, he got sucked in by Tony Stark's bullshit during Civil War. Doom's much cleverer. 
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Jedit posted:What does one buy the robot who wants everything? Batteries?
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BiggerBoat posted:Batteries? Vibranium, deafie, not vibrator.
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Gatts posted:I'd like them to reboot the FF with Doom, kid Valeria, grown Franklin, and someone like Spider-man. Doom trying to be an awesome uncle and corrupt Valeria, Spidey trying to keep her on the straight and narrow, etc. Too bad Chloe Grace Moretz is a bit too old now to play Valeria - she'd be perfect. Like a  Mindy, only without the profanity.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Too bad Chloe Grace Moretz is a bit too old now to play Valeria - she'd be perfect. Like a There is a good chance she will play Jean Grey instead. I'd see a Jean that's basically Mindy. Also Irish Joe is giving me Tarot flashbacks.
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Irish Joe posted:What the gently caress ....how is this comical in any way?
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