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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FredMSloniker posted:

Kid's got a point.

Well, he can point out the flaw in your execution and what you need to do differently. "I'm going to shoot an arrow like Hawkeye, now I'm going to shoot an arrow like you, can you see the difference?"

# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 01:12

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:25

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Anyone have scans of the Captain America asthma comics? I had asthma as a kid and I remember reading those as a kid. I liked them at the time, but I have to assume the'res some humour in a villain whose superpower is spraying pollen at childrej.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 09:35

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Here's some new Kid Loki action He's evil again, but feels bad about it

Young Avengers #1 v.2

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 06:13

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

More Scarlet Spider fun
Wolverine is really regretting agreeing to help out Kaine

Scarlet Spider 18

# ¿ Jun 29, 2013 10:17

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The MSJ posted:

That was just Doom disappointed that other people managed to do it before him. He probably thinks he could've done it better too.

I think he was just sad it didn't hit the Baxter Building.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 10:39

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WickedHate posted:

It feels "stylized" to me, but someone's said that to me before when I said art was awful, so that's probably not a great argument. I don't think it's too bad, personally. Certainly not realistic to any degree.

I like it too, if that helps. "Stylized" art only bugs me when it happens in the middle of an arc that was a different style before, or if it impedes the narrative.

Also, based on the last panel, and the gloves, I assume it was Deadpool who took off the manhole cover.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2013 05:04

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PoptartsNinja posted:

Like the awful Deadpool/Thunderbolts crossover a few years ago that alternated between looking really great and looking like a lumpy pile of poo poo?

I was thinking of an early Ultimate X-Men arc, that switched from the earlier kinda gritty style to this super-clean anime style. But for content, here's some Doctor Dinosaur.

Atomic Robo v4 Issue 3.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2013 05:27

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Say Nothing posted:

Well, this is just pornographic.

Seriously, this is a kid's comic?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2013 02:18

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Even if they could manage to fight in high heels and not fall over or break their ankles within 60 seconds they never take advantage of them. Have you ever had someone in high heels accidentally step on your foot? They're not called stilettos for nothin'

Didn't Anne Hathaway's Selina Kyle do something like that in Dark Knight Rises, or at least trapped a knife with them or something?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2013 11:03

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This is a gift that keeps on giving. "Park Knight."

# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 23:02

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muscles like this? posted:

The 40s weren't always an inventive time for superheroes.

Why is his sidekick named Domino and yet still wears a full mask?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2013 03:37

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Kellsterik posted:

Because a domino is a smaller version of a mask, but they still have to match and look things get confusing when the motif itself is "masks" okay

Yeah, but isn't a domino mask a specific thing, like what Robin wore in Golden Age Batman? He could have a green domino mask. If you have one gimmick try and get it right.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2013 04:01

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Random Stranger posted:

The real "how does he shoot" question is how does he shoot when his eyes are behind the black portions of the costume?

Unstable molecules?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 01:31

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Say Nothing posted:

I tried finding a funny Psylocke panel in reply to this, but all I found was pages and pages of the same spine twisting 'boobs-butt' pose.
Source: Every comic Psylocke appears in.

Not anymore, I actually think Psylocke and Supergirl are great counterpoints on the current direction of Marvel and DC. Compare the various versions of Supergirl pre New 52 and the current costume. They went from something kinda skimpy to basically the same costume, only she doesn't even get a skirt. In Marvel Now Psylocke switched from an uncomfortable looking swimsuit, to a costume that looks vaguely like something an actual ninja would wear.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 02:36

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Random Stranger posted:

I did an overlap comparison and Liefeld wasn't up to his old lightbox tricks (or what is now known as "Landing"). There's a lot of differences. It is likely that he referenced the cover for layout, but it's completely redrawn.

I could have told you that just looking at the feet.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 05:58

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Random Stranger posted:

Canonically there are at least two Data, not counting Lor.

(Goddamn, I'm not even a Star Trek fan.)

Since Data is a proper noun in this sense, it would be Datas. If one of them was named Datum, you might make an argument that multiples should be called Data, but you'd be wrong, they'd be called Datums.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 11:49

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PantsOptional posted:

Wait, why wouldn't the middle two centimeters of Cyclops' beam simply push through the opening?

They're also beams of kinetic force, not light, so a lens shouldn't work either.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 22:07

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Jonny Nox posted:

Is there any foreseeable way for Peter Parker to come back? Or is it going to be "Because... Comics."

I think he has the ghost of Peter floating in his head?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 23:07

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Ghostlight posted:

Eventually somebody will trade their marriage for Peter being brought back.

Maybe that's why no one is married in DC comics anymore, it'll be revealed in flashback that they all sacrificed them to bring back Peter.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 23:13

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Elfface posted:

Heroic Roma/Gypsie/Traveller/ What about... The Nomad!

And was Claremont responsible for the quicksilver/Scarlet Witch hookup? Because they didn't even have the excuse of being not blood-relations...

Pretty sure neither Steve Rogers nor Jack Monroe are gypsies

CharlestheHammer posted:

I know it was supposed to be a joke.

But that was still weird and a bit unsettling.

Reed, Bendis and Fraction are the only ones who get the joke, which is what makes it weird and uncomfortable.
Yost and Sumerack aren't terrible either.

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# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 02:29

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Choco1980 posted:

I'd say Queseda got the joke too. He just chose to instead go with the "Squirrel Girl always wins without explanation" joke instead.

Yeah, I forgot Quesada somehow. Actually going back over it the only creepy ones are JMS, Cebluski, Cho and Kyle. And depending on delivery, Kyle and Cho could be jokes.

Actually, I don't blame any of the writers for answering a question they were asked, but the idea of asking and publishing the drat thing is really stupid and weird.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 03:03

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CapnAndy posted:

I'm mostly surprised that it's the lone woman they asked who pegs the "you put too much thought into this" needle.

She's over explaining, not over thinking.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 05:15

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Really Pants posted:

If her head can change shape, why not just keep it in a regular lady head shape?

Same reason Mystique runs around blue most of the time.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2013 01:24

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm pretty sure neither of them made much money at all on Fell, so I'm not surprised it's not a priority.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 05:36

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Andrew Verse posted:

What exactly is the relationship between Spider-Man, Spider-Woman and Spider-Girl?

Spider-Girl first appeared in JMS' Spider-Man, running around in a his costume. Then she was in Ms. Marvel after Civil War as part of The Initiative, I don't really know what happened after that.

Spider-Woman is the 2nd (I think) person to go buy that, and was created a long time ago, mostly so that DC or some other comic company didn't create a Spider-Woman character, and then Bendis fell in love with her. No real connection to Spider-Man though.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 22:24

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techknight posted:

Tom Brevoort said that they'd introduce her in something similar to her existing outfit before going from there.

That makes a certain amount of sense, Marvel has actually been pretty good about female superhero's costumes. The aforementioned Gamora, Captain (n�e Ms) Marvel and Psylocke's current outfits are all pretty good examples.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 08:56

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VanSandman posted:

minus.com images never load on the awful app. Could someone rehost this so I can see what the joke is.

I assume imgur works

# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 12:45

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mind the walrus posted:

Is Madam Masque a boss?

Elektra also, except that was a Skrull.

I just feel bad for Elektra in general.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 13:30

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Dan Didio posted:

She's a mercenary leader who like singlehandedly funds the economy of some lovely Latveria-lite through mercernary leading.

Supposedly she meets with Dr. Doom once a year but I wouldn't be surprised if Silver Sable herself added that to her Wikipedia page that I just read

She's also dead, so I think his point stands.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 19:44

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Ghostlight posted:

Green Lantern is a direct reference to his need to charge the ring from an external source, Aquaman couldn't survive outside of water for more than an hour, and Martian Manhunter just out and tells you that the shapeshifter you're facing is from a race that is universally poo poo scared of fire.

How familiar are most earthlings with with the psychology of Martians? Plus for most of his history, wasn't he the only living green one?

How do find it humorous how in early Spider-Man he won't shut the gently caress up about his Spider-Sense, which is his only ability that isn't instantly apparent to bad guys and makes a great hole card when dealing with someone tricky.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 20:48

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Hakkesshu posted:

I thought he was the best original character in Morrison's run - he was definitely unlikeable, but his whole rebellion is probably my favourite part of NXM. Though it's one of those things where looking back his current character doesn't make a ton of sense; in WatX he's a lovable hipster fuckup, while in NXM he got both humans and other students killed 'cause he was messed up on drugs. If you think about it, he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the school at this point.

They let Emma Frost teach at this school.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 23:14

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mind the walrus posted:

If the Defenders shows don't have a crossover pure goof 70s time-travel episode that's nothing but riffs on their roots then someone at Marvel needs to be fired.

I really hope the Netflix series are better than Agents of SHIELD.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 09:44

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mind the walrus posted:

And that's my cue to start reading up on John Landis stories. I probably shouldn't be surprised since the guy basically pioneered the dumb frat movie (not that Animal House isn't awesome), but the only thing I've ever read about him that I found questionable was the Twilight Zone movie deaths. Thanks bobkatt and Lurdiak.

Causing the death of two children because of near criminal negligence makes you a giant loving rear end in a top hat. Far more than being a douchebag PUA.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 06:09

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Gygaxian posted:

Honestly, I like the idea of put-down-upon Shocker becoming a hero and I have a soft spot for Shocker: Legit but yeah, it's pretty terrible after a re-read or so.

Ultimate Shocker is the best Shocker. Well that and terrified Shocker from the 90's cartoon where Spider-Man in the symbiote costume is trying to kill him (I tried to look it up on youtube, but Disney has been purging a poo poo ton of 90's Marvel cartoon clips)

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 07:22

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Mister Roboto posted:

Probably a combination of Marylin Monroe and Playboy. And after the WW2 Nazi propaganda died down.

Given that Marylin was Playboy's first cover girl, I think it's solely on her, she's a great actress though. It's like blaiming 70's Steve McQueen for turtle necks.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 09:51

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Metal Loaf posted:

I've found this one, but I remember there was a longer version with more of the scene in it.

That's exactly what I was looking for.

Here, have some french Spider-Man too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklLfKJ6ie0

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 20:07

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There really needs to be a Spidey Super Stories omnibus.

Edit, it actually should be an Essential probably, I think it'd work better as black and white newsprint.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 20:41

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I like Monica Rambeu, and that relaxer joke was hilarious. Mighty Avengers is the best team, it was a novelty to have 2 black dudes on a super team, and then they added The Falcon. Actually since Spock left, are there any white people on the team at all?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 09:59

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Dick Trauma posted:

Forbush Man became an actual character?

(This is what happens when you stop buying comics in 1983)

Just in NextWave.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 03:25

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:25

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bobkatt013 posted:

I love how no one can pronounce robot. I also love how much footage is reused.

That's how (some) people used to pronounce it. I can't find the clip, but I know I've seen video of Isaac Asimov saying it the same way.

Random Stranger posted:

"~~Woman~~Chick in the military? How are we supposed to write that? Give her a fashion magazine!"

(Updated to more accurately reflect Marvel editorial in the seventies.)

I don't know the story behind what happened with Ms. Marvel's character back then, but a female editor of a magazine was pretty revolutionary and probably a reference to Ms. Magazine whose founders included Gloria Steinem. That weird "space rape/pregnancy/marrying your kid who is also the dude who space raped you" is absolutely horrible, but I think the "Editor in Chief of a magazine" was intended to be glamorous and show how awesome she was. Keep in mind, marvel at the time was owned by a magazine conglomerate, so for any writer there, being offered to run a magazine would be a great job.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Feb 18, 2014

# ¿ Feb 18, 2014 07:13

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