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MikeJF posted:To be fair, back for most of his history when his Shooters were artificial and he didn't have crazy spider-powers added... were his powers really all that spidery? Super-strength/reflexes and the ability to climb walls. Pretty drat general. He could've been, like, gecko-man. Didn't he used to (pre-films) climb walls by manipulating gravity or something absurd like that? Uthor posted:A good explanation of Spidey's Spider-Sense. 
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Oct 3, 2012 17:49
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Uthor posted:To be fair, that's not a giant Acme novelty safe. I'm sure if I go digging I can find something of the sort in the newspaper Spider-man archives. I know I've seen him get pistolwhipped like, a half dozen times.
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Oct 3, 2012 19:18
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MelvinTheJerk posted:Here's a fun game for that first panel: Try to figure out which "Black Guy" he's talking about. Luke Cage was in New York at the time. Black Panther was in Wakanda. Ready? Go! Wasn't a superhero. Just the city's resident black guy.
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Oct 4, 2012 20:09
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Well that's kind of a little creepy, innit?
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Oct 20, 2012 05:46
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Zereth posted:He has also been known to use his magnetic powers to move around a chunk of ice. Hey man, water is a polar molecule 
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Oct 20, 2012 22:20
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Found this in a completely unrelated GIS, so I have no idea what it's from:
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Oct 29, 2012 16:34
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Redrawing female superheros as Hawkeye: http://www.themarysue.com/introducing-the-hawkeye-initiative/#10
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Dec 3, 2012 17:36
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Bombadilillo posted:This is amazing, I cant wait till comeone does the infamous catwomen buttbody one. Will this do? http://mattbors.tumblr.com/post/37135232395/my-submission-for-the-hawkeye-initiative#notes
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Dec 3, 2012 23:32
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MikeJF posted:The sad thing about the hawkeye initiative is that most of them have way better anatomy than the original. I mean, look at her body there on the right, her torso just goes forever. The sad thing about the Hawkeye Initiative is that it started as "look how oversexualized female superheroes are and point it out by drawing them as some male hero like, i dunno, hawkeye" and it quickly became a meme of just "LOL LOOK AT HAWKEYE DOING A SEXY POSE ROFL" Fuckin' hate the internet.
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Dec 11, 2012 02:44
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He cut off his face like a year ago, if I remember right. But then, I haven't touched any comics in like a year so I could be way off.
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Jan 14, 2013 08:21
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Isn't one of Superman's established powers being able to yell really loudly? Like, he could just sonic the symbiote off and call it a day. Or heat vision it off and call it a day. Or ice breath it off and call it a day. Man, Superman is loving stupid.
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Feb 15, 2013 16:00
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TwoPair posted:More fun in Avengers Assemble #12: Hawkeye and Spider-Woman are having a debate about whether people still write checks in 2013. Boner dollars are hilarious and anyone who thinks otherwise can go to hell.
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Feb 15, 2013 23:04
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I'm scared to ask but... what happens when you flip this book?
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Feb 16, 2013 19:10
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Mister Roboto posted:Honestly, the idea that mutations can literally make you into body-horror freaks is a more interesting idea than them making you supermodels who have claws or laser beams. It's always touched upon here and there, but in the end, comics need to sell and that means we need sex appeal, so the hot people take center stage. You should check out Wild Cards, I guess. As I understand it's a forums taboo or something but it's pretty rad. Alternate history mutation poo poo, mutants with useless powers, etc etc. Long-rear end book series plus a 4 issue comic from the early 90s (I think) (I haven't tracked down a copy of #4 yet. I should just loving buy it online) and then a 6-issue that came out just a few years back.
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Feb 21, 2013 14:37
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KoldPT posted:What Linux distribution do the X-Men use? Omega RedHat 
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*see most xmen comics
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Mar 26, 2013 14:47
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Why is Deadpool wearing a sweatband? My god, every page posted just raises more questions
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Apr 4, 2013 23:12
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It's Pavlovian. See Bat Signal -> Change costume -> Go see Gordon But this time he was already in the batsuit so he changed into his 3-piece. Dude doesn't even think about it any more. Batsignal->Change clothes
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Apr 9, 2013 23:53
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Gatts posted:"Hey, so I was stealing some eggs and you broke my collarbone and punctured my lungs with a broken rib. Whazzupwidat?" No really, that seems excessive. For context, an individual faberge egg is worth anywhere between 15 and 25 million dollars.
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Apr 25, 2013 01:27
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Who's the fourth dude in super heavyweights?
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May 8, 2013 21:21
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Zeeman posted:
Cloak, of Cloak and Dagger? Maybe? So little of him is visible and generic that it's really hard to tell.
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May 8, 2013 21:27
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CapnAndy posted:Who're Hippie Jesus and the red "grrr" guy? I can answer one of those, 
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May 8, 2013 21:57
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Lurdiak posted:This might be more sad than funny. What's truly upsetting is that Pepperann's expectations are exactly what reality is  e: ugh I can't get over how upset this is making me Sockser fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 16, 2013 |
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May 16, 2013 17:59
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TheCIASentMe posted:Find and go to a better comic book shop. Atomic Empire is my local shop and is staffed by about 60% women. I'm a dude, but I'm a software dev and being a feminist and the amount of women in my field and what bars entry to STEM fields for women and blablablabla
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May 16, 2013 19:42
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15 years and it's only gotten worse, if anything But enough of that derail, whatever, funny panels  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 16, 2013 21:23
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Alhazred posted:And what's up with Supergirl's costume? It looks like it was so short that she had to glue a piece of cloth to cover up her crotch and add the cape to cover up the rear end. And isn't she supposes to be a teenager? That costume is just There was some blog, I'll never be able to find it again, but basically it picked apart female costumes and redrew them as less sexual and more functional, and they always referred to Supergirl's old costume as a 'frilly belt' The new costume is even worse. What even is that?
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There was some one-off book I remember reading where Logan's skeleton is all loving mangled and Kitty Pryde pushes him around in a wheel chair and then kills him by phasing her hand inside his skull and just kinda jumbling the bits up real quicklike.
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Wanderer posted:I just reread that a couple of weeks ago. It's Hisako, not Kitty, and she holds him down in a fire until he dies. It takes about eight hours. Illuyankas posted:You're probably mixing the Ghost Boxes What If Wanderer's talking about with the What If where Wolverine gets brainwashed by Hydra or something, singlehandedly kills every other hero in the world and then Kitty leaves her hand in his head after he severs it to finally kill him. I think she bleeds to death after? It was a pretty dumb story. Yeah I got the two conflated. Thanks 
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Unfit For Space posted:Why is the ad infamous? This isn't the best one but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfhNW0GDew
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 Source: http://marvel.com/news/story/20743/get_ready_for_marvel_lego_variants_in_september Proportions are more accurate than the real cover 
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Slashrat posted:I can't help but laugh at the hilariously out of place "thumb" they added to that mini-figure hand in the instructions  A minifig hand is one finger and one thumb. Which all of those shots have??
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Lobok posted:Being an atheist is one thing, but in a comic book world I think it'd be more prevalent to have people who reject belief in any kind of laws of science and would be kind of anarchist and devil-may-care about everything, possibly anticipating death or the end of the world at any moment. If you lived in a world where it's a long shot but not implausible that one day you could be walking down the street and suddenly gravity disappears for a while or your aunt turns into a neon Godzilla during every blue moon you could be forgiven for just not giving a gently caress about anything. Like hey, I'm going to jump off this tall building, wanna come? Nah, I'm not suicidal I just want to see what happens, y'know? Maybe someone will catch me, maybe my latent mutant power will kick in, maybe I'll fall through time, or maybe I'll die. And if I die, I might come back to life, whatever. "My name's not Ben Parker so I'll be back eventually."
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David Alleyne is now my favorite mutant.
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redbackground posted:You're right, I have no idea what I'm doing oh wait, it's exactly as I said, they're all from #34. Reed Richards Wore a TShirt Spider-man had hosed up eyes Iron Man was Fat Iron Man was a Lady Wolverine was a cat Thor had Kyle Rayner's Red Lantern helmet Captain America was actually MC Bat Commander  Doctor Doom went to Medical School Sue Storm's Suit didn't turn invisible Dr Strange was Groucho Marx Ant Man was a dick Wolverine's claws were on his feet and a few others I can't quite place
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TwoPair posted:Well, technically, the whole thing's dead flesh since it's hanging off his face, ain't it? http://www.theonion.com/video/green-lantern-to-fulfill-americas-wish-to-see-lant,20741/
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Zereth posted:I don't have the image on hand, but there's also one where he stops some ice falling on him. Magnetically. So they were really "anything he loving wants as long as he mentions magnets while doing it". Water is a polar molecule v  v
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