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Metal Loaf posted:I believe Ken Penders is what you would get if you tried to combine a Chris Claremont impersonator with Christian Weston Chandler. Hey, let's... let's not say things we can't take back.
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Hey, he got confused. He didn't know the fans bought tickets to the con, not the gun show.
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Oct 5, 2014 17:47
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Is there enough material in these stories about licensed comics and the licensors for a thread?
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Oct 5, 2014 18:07
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zoux posted:What's the most recent iconic cover would you say? New Avengers #1, probably.
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Oct 8, 2014 21:02
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But Lucy's clearly not the bride, Jimmy, that gorilla is! 
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Oct 8, 2014 22:31
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Meh, clearly a store-bought Murdered Watcher costume.
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Oct 9, 2014 17:17
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TwoPair posted:Ah, now I get it. So when Doom turned Namor away in the recent New Avengers, it wasn't because he was mad the Illuminati didn't come to him for help with the incursions, it was because he was a spurned lover. You didn't get this from 5 decades of tsundere Doom vs the FF? "BLASTED RICHARDS, IT'S NOT LIKE DOOM... LIKES YOU OR ANYTHING!"
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Oct 12, 2014 22:58
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More like Imperious Sex, amirite? (The joke about this in this month's Winter Soldier would've been great if I could tell what the hell Bucky and Namor were doing when he said it)
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Oct 13, 2014 01:02
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...Has Kirkman finally lost it?
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Oct 15, 2014 01:39
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I don't know, I think "TARDIS!" is a fantastic sound effect for a time traveler to use. Though I like to think his beam doesn't make a sound that sounds like the word "TARDIS!" but rather makes the TARDIS noise.  The TARDIS goes VWORRP VWORRP in comics.
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Oct 15, 2014 14:58
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Jerusalem posted:73 years of Archie comics can't be wrong!  Cheryl was created in the '80s, technically.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:42
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No, no, Joe, they're BEEkeepers. (I assume he's talking about Hydra and AIM grunts?)
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Oct 16, 2014 01:25
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Well snowboots without socks would just look silly.
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Oct 17, 2014 23:09
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To prove that DOOM can make even lesser mortals appear as unto GODS and GODDESSES of old.
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Oct 17, 2014 23:49
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Opopanax posted:Doom does not practice. Doom simply does. PENCILS ARE FOR LESSER MEN.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:25
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Lobok posted:It's so she can have a bikini on and thigh-highs. Maximum sex appeal! I'd dispute this, but then I remember that's the same run that had a subplot of her going into heat.
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Oct 18, 2014 22:36
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smashpro1 posted:How exactly does one blow a smoke skull? Very carefully.
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Oct 21, 2014 22:29
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Batman providing the rare assisted cape-rear end concealment.
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Oct 24, 2014 00:46
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Ignite Memories posted:That's a pretty sick pentadent. Gotta be ready to shiv fools that talk smack 'bout your sideburns.
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Oct 24, 2014 01:07
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OK, I'd get mad, but I trust Jimmy and Amanda. And it's still better than Geoff Johns' attempt to deal with the boob hole.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:19
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I don't know why, but "She's got partially-squirrel blood" was the line that really tickled me.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:51
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sitchelin posted:So is Squirrel Girl's superpower the ability to chew acorns and get hit by traffic? Because squirrels are all about becoming roadkill. She has the proportionate strength, speed and agility of a squirrel. Also she can talk to them, and has a big-rear end tail. (Pun only sorta intended)
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Oct 25, 2014 02:55
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mind the walrus posted:Dan Slott. His schtick was actually pretty amusing before he got Spider-man. Pretty sure that's after Peter David took over. EDIT: Nope, google-fu (which I should've done first) turned up it's a few issues before. I was sure David was the one that made her an agent of SHIELD or whatever.
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Oct 27, 2014 00:40
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This should be how Dr Wells in the Flash TV show reveals he's evil.
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Oct 29, 2014 01:12
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Shakenbaker posted:Ares dying is right with Bill, son of Bill's death in the list of reasons I hate The Siege. The better page for this thread would be his speech about how all the sensible poo poo you do in war? That's what Athena does. Ares is just about shootin' guns and killin' dudes.
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Oct 29, 2014 14:40
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Male Man posted:We have a really distorted modern view on the mythological Ares. A good chunk of mythology comes from Athens (patron deity Athena), who as you well know hated Sparta (patron deity Ares). So while a good chunk of the ancient Greek world had a more balanced view of the relationship between the two, in the mythology we know Ares spends most of his time getting into a drunken stupor and/or bloodlust and loving everything up (in Well, that's Ares' description of his sister. In Hercules, she was a pretty amoral schemer, portrayed as worse than Zeus or Hera because she was dispassionate and wise enough to know better and not act rashly.
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Oct 29, 2014 17:57
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Say Nothing posted:Marvel Adventures: The Avengers Vol 1. Uh... isn't Giant Girl like 15 in those books?
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Oct 30, 2014 01:31
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Lobok posted:Wolverine should refrain from making Charlie Brown faces while he's wearing a yellow-and-black-zig-zag shirt.  "I got a lump of adamantium..."
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Nov 3, 2014 16:36
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How's Gwen know Kaine's handsome if he's still in his costume, hmm? (Although, cute touch, considering we know Peter's her type.)
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Nov 7, 2014 00:13
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I would be down for a crazy silver age style storyline where Squirrel Girl marries Rocket Raccoon. I suspect Bendis came up with that joke before they announced the Squirrel Girl ongoing, because I could almost see them doing that. If nothing else, I would be shocked if North and Henderson don't do a guest appearance/crossover with Rocket. And that Power Pack one is barely a joke. Wasn't there an actual pitch for a MAX Power Pack series?
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Nov 8, 2014 12:54
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Except when Matrix merged with a regular girl who may or may not have been an angel. (I still do really like the issue from that PAD run where Silver Age Supergirl shows up and tries to push the Earth out of the way of an asteroid)
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Nov 13, 2014 03:25
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To be fair, wasn't that down to an editorial mandate that Superman had to be literally the last Krptonian, hence Superboy's a clone, Supergirl's a robot/angel, and Power Girl was from Atlantis or whatever they claimed at that point?
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Nov 13, 2014 04:33
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The Question IRL posted:Awesome. I've started to get my 6 year old daughter into comics by using the Marvel Adventures line and Tiny Titans. This Supergirl one also looks like a perfect gift to give her. It absolutely is. There's also the recurring gag with Kara's fantasy of being MOON!Supergirl. (Which is like regular Supergirl, just on the moon.)
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Nov 17, 2014 16:55
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prefect posted:Also, this. He also does some driving in the Daredevil movie, but as Matt, to gently caress with a witness that the Kingpin had paid off, if I recall.
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Nov 19, 2014 00:39
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Huh. You think she added the text herself, or did she get that custom-made?
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Nov 19, 2014 04:13
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Kwyndig posted:I'm more interested in how Murdock got a shirt that said I'm not Daredevil. Hey, Dr Ed on the Flash tv show relies on people assuming a guy in a wheelchair can't murder anyone as an alibi. Superheroes are weird.
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Nov 19, 2014 04:24
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Eh. Val and Franklin have bounced between 2 and like 14 (and those brief periods where adult Val shows up) for decades.
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Nov 19, 2014 19:08
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Yvonmukluk posted:Why are there fun tie-ins in Spider-Verse for it seems like everybody but Spider-Girl, who just had her family murdered? She's in Spider-Woman! So she gets to be drawn by Greg Land. Edit: Whoops, you meant Mayday, not 616 Spider-Girl. I think they are doing a short in one of the anthologies, by the original Spider-Girl creative team Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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Gavok posted:I'll have you know that Morlun is only about upholding the Daily Bugle's journalistic ethics. I'd pay good money for a page of Jonah or Ben Urich laughing a GamerGater out of their office. Ooh, better yet, Betty Brant or Kat Farrell. (Or what's her face who wanted Steve Rogers to get a MySpace, I guess)
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Phy posted:I waffle between him and the 60s Spider-man 60's Spidey never threatened to hunt Shocker across the globe in order to horribly murder him.
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