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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

If the message is written on the bra, he shouldn't be able to read it, however if it's sewn onto the garment, then he might be able to pick it up with his radar sense.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Darkseid is a ruthless conqueror of worlds, an awe inspiring living god to his people, one of the most ruthless and terrible beings in the galaxy a threat to freedom and happiness as we know it. Other times you come home after a hard day and he's just there in your apartment. Chilling, because he knows, he knows you can't do poo poo about him being there.

He'll break into your liquor cabinet because he does not respect you.



He'll psychoanalyze your inability to make life changes.



You will be unable to escape his unwanted relationship advice.



Sometimes he just wants pizza, it's not like you're gonna eat the whole thing, just relax man.



Sometimes he's pleasant enough company, but then he starts being vaguely anti Semetic and it makes you uncomfortable.



Wait a sec, did he just spray that gnome with mustard in that last one, what the hell Darkseid?

However when the roles are reversed suddenly all this poo poo isn't funny anymore is it Darkseid?




I don't know what issues any of these panels or covers are from.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I'm not sure if this from an actual comic or if it's fan made so I'm linking this shield document.
http://i.imgur.com/YHVNm.jpg

Source unknown.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Rhyno posted:

The only way it works if it's from the Movie Universe.

Oh I thought Captain America slept through the cold war in the ultimate universe.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

For those that haven't played Mass Effect, just read the jellyfish alien's lines in Eyor's voice.

You're thinking of an Elcor, they sound like Eeyore and have to state the emotional inflection of their words, Hanar are a hyper polite race of jellyfish beings, Blasto is basically their version of Shaft and is criticized as being an exploitation film in the Mass Effect universe. Here's a fan video using audio from the first trailer for Blasto. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGldy-ABbsw

Magic Love Hose posted:



From Blasto: Eternity is Forever. It wasn't as funny as the Easter egg in Mass Effect 3, but this is praise by faint damnation since said Easter egg is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

In ME3 Blasto's Elcor partner prefaces every statement with. "Badassfully" and it is hilarious.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Dacap posted:

From Ultimate Spider-Man 18



Miles is living up to the Spider-Man legacy.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

FredMSloniker posted:

Still, I have content! In IDW's new My Little Pony comic, the changeling queen, Chrysalis, has returned and replaced most of the citizens of Ponyville with changelings. Twilight Sparkle and her friends discover this, defeat the changelings, and free the townsfolk, but three little fillies are still missing. Then Chrysalis calls Twilight up on a magic orb...

Man, those are some annoyed and apathetic ponies.


Rhyno posted:

I hate you so much right now.

:allears:

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Sockser posted:

There was some one-off book I remember reading where Logan's skeleton is all loving mangled and Kitty Pryde pushes him around in a wheel chair and then kills him by phasing her hand inside his skull and just kinda jumbling the bits up real quicklike.

If scrambling his brain was enough to kill him, pretty much everyone with super strength who punched him in the head could do it. Who wins, loses, lives, dies all depends who's writing.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Say Nothing posted:

Remember when pre-crisis Superman would rear end-pull any stupid power he needed?

I don't have sources for these.

Super-ventriloquism.


Super-Mathematics.


Telepathy/ Mind Control.


Shapeshifting.


So, apparently Superman also has the Martian Manhunter's range of powers, too.

I don't recall which movie it was where the great wall of China got busted and Superman needed to get to fixing it so he used his fixing the great wall of China ray on the great wall of China to fix it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwHe0NqVvY

It may have been the same movie with the amnesia kiss powers or the one where he could split into two different people then shed his outer layer in order to fix his clothes powers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_XjgF43U4U&t=159s

I'm pretty sure that was the movie that revealed his weakness to plastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lw79TG7cGs&t=61s

Which only further cements the superman Roy Orbison connection.

http://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm



Which makes a lot of sense since Roy Orbison/Superman toured with the Beatles in 1963.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

FredMSloniker posted:

All it needs is the kid offering Deadpool a Coke.

drat straight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xffOCZYX6F8

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

404GoonNotFound posted:

So Ms. Marvel #1 came out today and it turns out that young Ms. Khan has some very... tumblr-friendly interests.



She's already hit 1,000 upvotes!

I know this was a few pages ago but I'm pretty sure it's also a reference to red faction: armageddon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe0S22d1vQ

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

The punisher just killed Lupin III and his friends. :(

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Wasn't there some black guy who got into the Olympics on a technicality of some kind and had never skied before he started his event? He was pretty awesome as I recall.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What if Armor is actually Scott Summer's sister. She can now use the Sunmers family line to power up.

What if Armor then got adopted by Jean Grey?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I saw an interview with Burt Ward and said that when he got the script it originally said Kato was going to LOSE and he actually went into hiding for a few days until the script was rewritten and Bruce Lee was no longer angry.

Another interview referencing the incident. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aT_nkTVIA0&t=137s

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Say Nothing posted:

Nerds!

Saga #1.



Is that lady experiencing the miracle of child birth?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Ghostlight posted:

Cursed Earth was a weird storyline, but it gave us Jurassic Park before Crichton did.

Judge Dredd #72


Literally Kermit streams readings of bad webcomics from the bad webcomics thread and does Judge Dredd's Cursed Earth as a palate cleanser... that story where they had to stop the victims of vampire assaults from staking the last President of the United States was amazing.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Kharmakazy posted:

That sounds like the most open world fishing game ever made. I'd play that.

Duck Dynasty is an open world game with fishing hunting and tactical stealth action, don't play it though.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Tarezax posted:

For the former see: Batman the Brave and the Bold

Aquaman driving his family across America in an RV was OUTRAGEOUS!

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Selachian posted:

Paul Gambi mutters to himself while sewing up the tears in Captain Cold's parka.

I don't like it when they give Captain Cold sunglasses instead of a sun visor.

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