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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Lobok posted:

It doesn't matter anyway since she's drawn as a naked body. Unless there's some fabric out there that shows minute detail of the ribs under a woman's breast.

C'mon, man...you should know this by now. Unstable molecules!

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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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EDIT: Nope, never mind.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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KayTee posted:

Wonder Woman's bracers... One of them is hanging off his belt :haw:

I thought so, too, but it's not. It's the bracer he would be wearing on his left wrist, if he had one.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Lobok posted:

Who are these brave warrior-bards, challenging all to fight them?

"Uh, I'm not sure 'Take On Me' means what you thin-"

Verily these ballads do speak to the God of Thunder!

Have you seen Morten Harket circa Hunting High and Low? Dude looks like he could wield a hammer or two.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Rhyno posted:

This is the Dan Slottiest thing ever and I hate it.

Man, I dunno what you're talking about, that panel just convinced me to buy that comic.

When it comes out collected in a volume, at least.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Johnny Aztec posted:

Doop is just Slimer with a makeover.

Excuse me, Slimer has an onion-shaped head. Doop looks like a potato. Those are two entirely different root-based vegetables.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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AnonSpore posted:

He wouldn't give a poo poo, so unless someone caught him he'd probably keep doing it.

'Cause he'd stop if someone caught him?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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"Hey, you want the rest of my sandwich?"

"... Did Logan make it?"

"Yeah."

"I'll pass."

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Say Nothing posted:

Are we still allowed to post funny pictures?

I hope so!



Man, gently caress Gary.

Rat Queens #6

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

circumcision snipe

You're supposed to post your source, but...I...I'm not sure I want you to.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Yeah, looking at the alignment of the text, I'd say that the original had "advice" instead of "dick".

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Hakkesshu posted:

The Pro is Ennis at his ugliest and most cynical. He's just a hair's breadth away from turning into Mark Millar there.

I dunno, from that video it looked pretty solidly tongue-in-cheek. I mean...it was crude and over-the-top, but it seemed like it lacked the weird, fetishistic sadism of your average Mark Millar stuff. The comic might be different, though, of course.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Scandalous!!!

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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I am the king...of all snowball throwers!

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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mind the walrus posted:

I'm sorry, but that's lame as gently caress.

I've only read the first issue of that series, but from the context I don't think it's supposed to be a cool, hip pop culture reference. She's a dork, and that's adorable.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Nah. That's hella Nimoy, yo.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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DarkCrawler posted:

(I have no idea what else you're supposed to be able to eat in Atlantis, not like they can cook)

They can probably cook just fine using volcanic vents or what have you.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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It looks like they just cut a couple of extra gunshots out of it. Like, Superman's already turned around, the guy's already fired four shots, the rest is just redundant and wasting air time.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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I'm imagining a slumber party going on when 10 PM hits and the camera pans over to Doom himself, standing in the corner, arms crossed, glowering at the room.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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"Doom requires no makeover! Doom is the embodiment of perfection! To question this is treason!"

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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"YOU WILL EXCUSE DOOM FOR SEVERAL MINUTES WHILE HE HAS HIS MASK REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH ANOTHER MASK WHOSE EXPRESSION BETTER FITS DOOM'S CURRENT STATE OF MIND!!! EXCUSING DOOM IS MANDATORY!!!"

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Canemacar posted:

It's not like there isn't precedent in the old sagas. There's one where Thor's hammer is stolen and Loki insists the only way to get it back is for both of them to cross-dress and infiltrate a wedding. With Thor as the bride....

Loki is basically Bugs Bunny.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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TwoPair posted:

THOR SEASON, FIRE!

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Candy people aren't furries. :colbert:

Also, Rat Queens is just fun.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Mr. Maltose posted:

Gary just being the worst is the single funniest part of Rat Queens.

Man, gently caress Gary.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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CapnAndy posted:

What are the sausage links for, Diana

what are the sausage links for

You can see that she's already used them to fashion arms.

Triple-jointed arms.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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"Punched to death by an alligator."

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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prefect posted:

I wish they hadn't shown Deadpool looking quite so sad about his appearance. :(

He's not sad about his appearance, he's sad about not properly capitalizing on his appearance.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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You're probably putting too much thought into a Deadpool gag.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Yeah, but you can get to be infinitely smug because, despite that, your wife/arch-nemesis chose you as their husband/arch-enemy over Namor.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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"THIS IS NOT IMAGINARY!!! THIS IS NOT SYMBOLIC!!!

"IT IS METAPHORICAL!!! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!"

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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The CIA hates happy bears, I guess.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Wanna see a superhero decked out head to toe in denim, now.

Wait, isn't that basically Wolverine on his day off?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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John Dyne posted:

Wasn't it a thing at one point that Lex got cancer or something from the kryptonite he used to carry around?

"Kryptonite poisoning". It's two posts above yours.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Crowetron posted:

Was this before or after he was the President of the United States of America?

Oh, man, I remember that! I still have one of his campaign pins!

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Kharmakazy posted:

Now I don't know who to believe!

Believe Waterhaul. The Gutters lives up down to its name in every way.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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Zero to the power of ten is still zero, though.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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He probably has super-smelling, too. Glasses don't help much when he can smell your breakfast being digested.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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CzarChasm posted:

Spawn? Red Skull? Black Mask? Doctor Doom? (though if he still has hair I imagine it's matted and greasy and just awful as gently caress)

Doom's hair is perfect! To state otherwise is punishable by death!

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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



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That's hot.

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