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Seriously T. Rex would be the greatest name ever if you're a fourth grade boy.
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Jippa posted:Please tell me this is real. So very real.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:(And, unfortunate pun aside, what kind of rear end in a top hat parent puts "peacock" in their kid's name anyway?) It can be a surname.
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madlilnerd posted:Blondell (first name) It's a last name.
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The Moon Monster posted:Saw this in the D&D image thread. Found something even better: Private Christ Hitler, 1st Regiment, US Reserve Corps, Missouri Infantry.
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razorrozar posted:Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor. I think that's actually a surname that originated in Cornwall.
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Count Freebasie posted:Was just reading an article on Ol' Dirty Bastard and learned he had some interestingly-named people in his life. God Ason is a kickass name, not even kidding here.
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This is an awesome name, why is it in this thread?
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The White Dragon posted:It's like white people named Chico, it's where they were conceived What about Chico Marx, smarty?
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:The other day at work I heard a mother call out to her toddler son, "Mason! Come here!" I thought she was just another white middle-class soccer mom choosing a last name as a first name, thinking she was being unique. Later that same day I heard on the radio that Mason was the 3rd most popular baby name for boys this past year. I knew a Mason in middle school. His last name was Potter.
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Opopanax posted:Carl Carlsen today. Why would someone do that to their kid? Scandinavians?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Had a customer with the last name of Blood. Somewhere a metal band is missing its lead singer.
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The News at 5 posted:Helped a customer today named Lincoln Davis. Also have a customer named Lincoln Douglas. The third sentence explains the first two.
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Wow, that is... something. The caption, not the name.
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trauma llama posted:There is no way this is real. It's just too perfect. It is not. It's from exactly where you'd expect it to be from.
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Mom Party posted:Prometheus Butler This is not a terrible name.
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Flagrant Abuse posted:Isn't that a perfectly normal Hungarian name? It's one of the more notable ones, yeah. Unless it's the dude's first name, in which case, yeah, 
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Jan 25, 2016 14:33
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As harassment campaigns against minorities go, that's pretty clever.
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Kaylar smash... Kaylar destroy!
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ElwoodCuse posted:David Letterman did a bit about a real life guy named Dick Assman for like, an entire summer way back. Dude has his own Wikipedia article because of course he does.
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Phlegmish posted:So did Boy Meets World invent that name or what It's a place name in Los Angeles. That show is probably responsible for its use as a first name.
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If your name is Merlin Sheldrake you'd drat well better become a plant scientist. Speaking of dumb names, what the gently caress happened to the term "botanist"? You're the New Yorker for poo poo's sake, your audience can be expected to know what words mean.
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get that OUT of my face posted:Kessel, named by a couple of Pittsburgh Penguins fans for the player on that team named Phil Kessel. I hope he grows up to be a Flyers fan. I hope he grows up to play baseball or run track and field. Then fans can talk about the Kessel Run.
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hamsystem posted:Not necessarily bad names, but some of my favorites that I've seen at work: I wish my name was Chester Manley.
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genetic_knockout posted:Paris Romain (a boy) There's precedent for that first name. Romain is inexcusable however.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I think these are the hosts of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me That's Paula Poundcake.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:in bangkok Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun Well yeah, obviously Maha Vajiralongkorn Bodindradebayavarangkun when you're in Bangkok.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Furiosa 
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Meathouse is the greatest name ever.
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Mr. Clark2 posted:Malachi This is a moderately-common Biblical name.
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That sure is a list of black people's names 
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Trans-LoafWithTail posted:Velveeta Scales Her sister played Sybil Fawlty, right?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:If you don't want to watch the video, this guy's legal name is Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow. He jammed the RFID from the card under his skin. That's not really keeping with the spirit of using a card.
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goethe.cx posted:i once saw the name Mario Partee Gotta admit, if my last name was Partee I'd be sorely tempted to do that with my kid.
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Teketeketeketeke posted:"Precious Gamble" - not sure if this is terrible or awesome That's a Bond Girl name.
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marshmallow creep posted:My program recently got two students. The enrollment staff call them "the twins." They are cousins born one day apart whose parents decided to give them the same names, first and middle and last. I can only imagine their fathers were brothers who really wanted to be the first to name their child after a relative and the second one's parents didn't know the other had beat them to it. This should be a crime.
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As least Tatum is an actual name, sort of. Then again the only person I know of named Tatum is Oscar-winning actress Tatum O'Neil.
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Most unfortunate name I've ever seen was this dude in a class of mine at college whose Korean name was Romanized as "Dong-suk [last name]" Dong-suk Yoo.
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