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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Interesting, Cool, and Weird Names
 
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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
Had a guy give me his business card, and his name was Prescott C. Ensign. I could swear I got an email from that guy offering me Viagra on the cheap.

After my mom left her old job, the guy that got brought in as her replacement was a man named Draven Darke.

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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

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Iluvlortab posted:

I present to you: Moon unit and Dweezel Zappa as evidence that there is no law. :colbert:

Funny thing about Dweezil's name, it's actually not his birth name. The attending nurse flat out refused to put "Dweezil Zappa" on the BC, so Frank just cobbled together a name out of musicians': Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa. When Dweezil was 5, he all but forced his parents to have his name legally changed.

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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Dienes posted:

Another former coworker keeps having unplanned pregnancies and gives them terrible names. Robyn wasn't so bad, but was followed by Temyia, Malik, and Terna.

My knocked-up little sister plans to name her son Enuck.

Malik's a real name. I have a co-worker whose first name is Malik, and there's a character in Deus Ex: HR with the last name Malik.

Also just correct your sister, it's spelt Enoch, which I think is a pretty good name. I mean, unless she's one of those weird people who wants to take an already nearly unused name (howmanyofme reports just under 8K people) and make it even more "speshul".

Inco has a new favorite as of 04:53 on Sep 15, 2012

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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

Where the gently caress did you go that charged $12.00 for a coke? :stare:

If they only ordered one Coke between the two of them, it was probably a big Coke.

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