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My sister went to middle school with a brother and sister named Prince and Princess, respectively. They were both dicks. I've also heard of a girl around campus whose name is Diamond Million Dollar Bates.
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Just remembered my high school gym teacher, who was also an amateur body builder. Mr. Armes. 
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I sit behind a girl in my math class whose name is Eternity.
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It's Artemis, isn't it?
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Patchwork Shaman posted:I know a family who named their children Ruby, Emery, and Garnet. Garnet is a guy, but that name would seem equally strange for a woman. The other two names don't sound so bad, until you realize that you could find them all in the sandpaper section of your local hardware store. I knew a Garnet in high school! She went by Ashley.  I've also known an Emerald and a Diamond.
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While volunteering at the urban mission today, I interacted with a Paizley and a Trinity. Trinity was about 13 and I can only imagine her mother had just seen The Matrix when she was born.
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Sephiroth just got charged with kidnapping: story here.
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Huntersoninski posted:I once did a transaction for a lady named Bunny Wolfe. Either you spoke to my professor's mom or there multiple Bunny Wolfes in the world. Huh.
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James Trickington posted:I have a woman coworker whose middle name is Xavier. We validated this by carding her. Her first and last names are completely normal. I've known two girls who both had male middle names, those being James and Stewart. They were both named for their respective grandfathers. Maybe she had a similar thing going on?
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Turfahurf posted:I worked with a girl named Chyna. She was a tiny blonde haired blue eyed girl. She was also 16 and smoked a ton of weed and so did her parents. I went to high school with a girl who had the same name, but I think hers may have been spelled Chynna.
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That Robox posted:I also know kids named Falicittie, Tyranny, Paityn, Haylyn, Hadley, Sedley, and McKaylynn (all girls). This rules. Poor Calup, though.  It sounds like a polite word for pooping.
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I went to school with a kid named Zebediah. His brother was just named Lloyd.
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McKarty always stood out to me as the cruelest name on that list.
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Charles Bronson posted:Looking at some school rosters for work and I came across a Korea, a LaQueen, several Mavericks, a Christ, and one Claudnardson. In sixth grade I was friends with a Maverick. That was his middle name. His first name was Joffrey.
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I'm a seamstress at a military alterations shop and I like to skim the nametapes for funny surnames. Favorites include: Munsterman Meathouse Meatyard Sniffen Person Shufflebarger Robert Hamburger (bob burger )Bonus rank combos: Captain Cadet and Major Sass
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Got a Jeremiah Junk at work not too long ago.
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