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There was a kid in my high school named Walter Batman and yeah it was pronounced BATMAN. It made it so much funnier that he was a giant clumsy doofus who giggled and turned red like Beavis and Butthead in health class when the teacher said the word “sexual intercourse”.
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Dec 23, 2017 21:27
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eating only apples posted:It's really surprisingly not uncommon, there was another kid called that in the news a few years ago because her service dog wasn't allowed somewhere, or something like that. Lots of little Abcdes out there for some reason. Middle name Elemenopi
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Dec 1, 2018 06:49
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Blue Nation posted:Parents lose custody of girl for naming her Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii lol SEX FRUIT
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Jan 15, 2019 20:37
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My wife told me she met a Windy Sanchez recently which made me lol for a good long time.
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Jun 21, 2019 02:13
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Sadly, his name is Cory. A kid named Jim I went to high school with had to run off the field multiple times during football practice because he had diarrhea from eating too many peaches. His teammates renamed him Peaches.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:01
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It worked because he hated it
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Jul 13, 2019 03:19
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Astrofig posted:My best friend married a dude named Madison. There was that movie Splash where Daryl Hanna is a mermaid and when she wants to give herself a human name she points at the first street sign she sees and asks Tom Hanks what it says. It’s Madison Ave. so she goes with Madison for her name and it’s played for laughs because that was such an odd name for a woman. I wonder if that was the origin of the name Madison for girls because it doesn’t even seem weird now. For that matter I can’t think of another woman named Daryl.
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Jul 18, 2019 23:14
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I went to grade school with a Jimmy Dickey. He lived up to his name because in sixth grade he became a giant perv and all he would talk about was penis and masturbating and porn.
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Oct 25, 2019 21:33
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There was a guy in the State Department who served under several US presidents named Lawrence Eagleburger, a name that has always made me chuckle. He had a big jowly politician frown face.    Lol Eagleburger
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Dec 19, 2019 20:31
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Crunchy Taco Crunchy Taco Check the guy’s crunch taco Taco Prinse-ah Drink a long Drink a long draught Drink a long draught Of the big Pibb He is not (appreciated-ah)
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Jan 20, 2020 19:43
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My 80s schools had multiple girls named Jennifer, Sara(h), and Heather. Now that I think of it there was a girl whose first and middle name were both Jennifer with two different spellings. The basic boy names were Mike, Chris and Jason.
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May 11, 2020 21:37
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I was never a big fan of Drawsonne's Creeeighaieck. With these kind of mangled names that have tons of extra letters, it wouldn’t surprise me if some family in deepest Utah did name their baby something with three or more of the same letter in a row. Mckneightlighleiiigh
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Jun 14, 2020 18:19
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I was watching an episode of ULTIMATE TAG the other night and there was a contestant named Juvie, as in jail for kids.
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Jul 21, 2020 22:41
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thekkiniyath I can just picture the band logo, white on black evil pointy letters tapering indecipherably into gnarly rootlike splatter over the arch of a grim cathedral door.
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Jul 23, 2020 04:39
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I used to think his full name was Dick Butt Kiss because that’s how my friend in second grade said it.
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Jul 25, 2020 07:13
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DemonDarkhorse posted:king tutankhamen emmanuel supreme star For some reason out of all of these, the one that had me lmfao was Yorky
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Aug 20, 2020 02:24
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Saxon is a fucken cool name
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Sep 20, 2020 05:05
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:For white supremacists. yeesh.. well how embarrassing. I just thought it sounded cool as a first name. gently caress. It’s also the name of a bitchin’ first wave British heavy metal band.  BTW, autocorrect changes “bitchin’” to “bitcoin”.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:45
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I have to admit I did not see that coming.
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Sep 21, 2020 02:17
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Stiffany and Elizabreth If you’re going to mangle a common name, at least make it so the poor kid can pronounce it normally and not have an embarrassing nickname already embedded in it.
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Sep 21, 2020 18:44
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and his pals Meaux and Larreigh
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Dec 30, 2020 05:15
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Was this Austin Powers born before or after 1997?
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Jan 22, 2021 17:54
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fartknocker posted:Bygy Boggus is a minor character from Star Wars or Gundam. I imagined a dapper little frog fellow
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Mar 15, 2021 21:17
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I don’t really want to sign up for one of those spammy ancestry sites to view the actual birth records but apparently there are people out there with the surname Goatse 
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Jun 1, 2021 21:05
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Trillion is cool
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Jun 26, 2021 07:15
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What happened to that Name of the Year bracket tournament? We need some more of the likes of Mathdaniel Squirrel and Jizyah Shorts.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:43
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Phy posted:Nominative determinism is pretty cool. I know of an allergist here named Dr. Rash. My grandmother used to swear she knew a dentist named Dr. Toothaker. He would say “well, what else was I going to do for a living?” I never totally believed her but that really is a last name.
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Aug 3, 2021 23:38
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The girl’s gym teacher at my school was Mrs. Firehammer
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Aug 4, 2021 19:34
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I bet Wallet Buck has lots of friends
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Aug 23, 2021 02:34
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marshmallow creep posted:That had me laughing out loud. This is bumper pool:  Guy is named after a billiard game
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Nov 21, 2021 19:18
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A few years ago I met a pre teen neighborhood kid named Elmer. The only other Elmer I ever knew of besides Fudd was a weird old man who drove the school bus and was missing a thumb.
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Mar 16, 2022 17:25
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Phy posted:Back when I thought we'd be having a kid at some point I bounced the idea of farmer names off my wife and she put the kibosh on it. No Henries, no Susans, no Wilfords. Wilford is a pretty baller name IMO
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Mar 16, 2022 18:37
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I saw a sign for a guy running for a county office named Yxstian Gutierrez. I have no idea if Yxstian is a form of Christian or how to pronounce it but that’s definitely a new one for me.
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May 14, 2022 20:53
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 Candidate for Judge Randy Fudge ALL RISE THE HONORABLE JUDGE FUDGE PRESIDING
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Jun 7, 2022 05:13
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Harvey TWH posted:Probably shouldn't vote for him, because he'll be far too busy being delicious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEoPkGjbXU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp480CfYpIk Ha! Thanks for posting this. I knew the name Judge Fudge was something I had seen before but I didn’t bother to look it up.
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Jun 8, 2022 20:51
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I didn’t realize Judge Fudge was endorsed by Jimmy Kimmel just for being named Judge Fudge. https://fudgeforjudge.com
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Jun 23, 2022 19:17
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Humbert²
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Jun 29, 2022 18:18
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Was the nurse’s name Elanor Rigby?
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There was a Gandalf Skywalker in my daughter’s kindergarten class last year. The family moved away over the summer. Presumably to either Valinor or Dagobah.
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