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# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 13:30 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:35 |
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Istari posted:My mum had a friend who named her first 2 kids after their birthplace (Sydney and Paris, I think), and planned to name all her kids in this way, until she unexpectedly went into labour with her 3rd child (a girl) in Wellington. Her 4th kid was born in Scone. Wellington III, perfect for that aristocratic touch.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 08:17 |
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drat, that's a great porn star name.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 22:05 |
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What accent does she have?
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 14:07 |
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All on Black posted:One of the other teachers asked what I think we should do about "the Ju problem." Were you able to come up with a final solution?
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 07:20 |
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He's not dead yet.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 18:23 |
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This one from earlier will always be my thread favorite: Lunchbag Rodriguez
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 09:58 |
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Turfahurf posted:I once met a girl named Ryan who was dating a guy also named Ryan. Oh yeah? Well I know of a lesbian love triangle where all three women are named Ryan.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 20:45 |
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Dogfish posted:My sister is named Esther. She's in her 20s. She's named after my aunt Esther, who is dead. Why yes, we are Jewish, why do you ask? I was about to say, Esther is a somewhat common name for [young] people in the Low Countries. Old people in Flanders all have French names like Yvonne, Fran¢ois or Antoinette. Baby boomers have names like Els, Hilde and Eric/k. You have a fairly good chance of guessing the generation that someone belongs to based on their first name.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 07:23 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Another event featured someone named Jessica Hahn. I don't get it.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 11:27 |
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Your parents are terrible for naming your siblings after anime characters.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 16:53 |
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All on Black posted:This isn't great, but it's not like it's made up. It's the Italian and Spanish form of Aurelius, as in Marcus. My niece has the feminine form of that name as well, which happens to have been the name of Julius Caesar's mother. I had the same reaction and immediately thought of proud POC Marcus Aurelius. With Americans, just assume that 'white' is perfectly synonymous with 'Anglo-American' and things will start making sense.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 21:21 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Nathalie Is this a real post
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 15:40 |
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Fanny is, or used to be, a fairly common name in English-speaking countries (apparently short for Frances) and I even think its usage in other countries mostly derives from English. But I guess it turned into a slang word in the meantime.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 14:39 |
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Astrofig posted:Don't be silly; Mormons have no time for video games what with all the weird churching and getting molested by church elders Actually that's Protestants and Catholics, respectively.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 15:11 |
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Stoatbringer posted:My neighbours met some Mormons when they were new in town. First they were invited to a picnic in the park, and later to a threesome. They politely declined these kind offers. This seems a bit out of character for Mormons, except I guess for the polygamous part.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 12:30 |
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Silent c, what the gently caress
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 13:40 |
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I'm not going to mock the names that could be legitimate Thai names, but I will laugh at Cheesecake
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 07:49 |
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everdave posted:About 8-10 years ago working in a Kindergarten class, there were two girls (TWO IN THE SAME CLASS) named Topanga So did Boy Meets World invent that name or what
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 12:23 |
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Hey can I take a picture of you, because, hmm
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 16:51 |
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Sociopastry posted:I was very close to being named Mercedes Star. Instead I got Brittany. I'm honestly not sure which is worse. Mercedes Star is worse, so congratulations.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 18:05 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Peter Bonerz. It's the z at the end that makes it.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 22:57 |
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Cesar is a normal name but if I were a Chinese exchange student I'd try to come up with something that didn't make me sound like an 80-year-old French guy.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 11:42 |
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They won't even have to choose stage names if they ever decide to become porn stars.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 12:44 |
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Doesn't seem too bad, probably short for Wolfgang.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 15:49 |
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I've never heard of any French speaker named Micheal. It appears to be Gaelic, male name though.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 22:51 |
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That guy from Discworld is a Republican?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 21:25 |
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 01:45 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:In 200 years Americans will be reading history books and going "hey look at this dude he was called John what the gently caress kind of name is that?" Just kidding there will be no Americans in 200 years. Or books. I do assume Americans are quickly getting used to the new wave of names. I don't remember them ever saying Hayden Panettiere has a stupid first name even though it's one of those randomly generated -aden/aiden names.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 15:55 |
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Crocoswine posted:Xander is a pretty normal name my man, it's just a shortened version of Alexander Though I was immediately reminded of that guy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 17:51 |
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Saw a dude named Sportacus. Had the most ridiculous outfit, too.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 08:21 |
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Jed I Knight's not the worst way of forcing your pop culture obsession on your child. Just make sure your middle name never comes up.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 20:28 |
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Metatron is biblical? Sounds like a Transformer.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 08:07 |
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Alaois posted:jesus christ Now that guy I'm almost positive is in the Bible
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 17:24 |
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Haha one minute. You had that one lined up, didn't you? Points for creativity, though.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 18:09 |
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Astrofig posted:I met a woman whose last name is Orphan today. Her children were all Orphans. Very likely means her patrilineal ancestor was literally an orphan. I don't know, I kind of like those surnames, I always imagine some abandoned child born in 1750 or whatever beating the odds to make something of his life and start a family.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 07:23 |
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I misread that post at first and thought the Russians had changed her name to Reality Winner while hacking US voting machines.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 14:42 |
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jojoinnit posted:You could probably trick me into thinking half of those are normal Dutch names though. I don't think I'd be fooled by Tippie-Topper but throw in some umlauts and a reasonable suffix and you'd probably have me there. Umlauts are rare in Dutch. I read Laserjet's post and was thinking Milan is probably considered weird by Anglos, too. It's been popular in Flanders as well for a while now. I have no idea where it comes from.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 17:02 |
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DemonDarkhorse posted:last name watermolen. not a typo That's just Dutch for watermill.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 07:34 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:35 |
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There's a porn star named Veruca James but I guess that doesn't mean it's not a weird name e: oh and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory character, probably should have thought of that first.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 17:02 |