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DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Cymbal Monkey posted:

I got this year's list of amazing names from a local preschool teacher! They are as follows:
� Theron
� Zalo
� Kaydn
� Nazim
� Zavanya
� Kadrea and her mother Qadriyya.
� Kidd

Keep in mind, I live in a small town in the US that is excruciatingly white. These aren't immigrant names, these are "my child is special" names. I have confirmed that every one of these kids was white and had American parents.

Oh, more names from previous years:

Tuesday Noscel (pronounced Nozzle) and her friends Tony Crap and Brona Maloney.

Theron is my cousin's name. He was named after a great uncle, so it's a very old name.

On the other hand, my brother's best friend in grade school was Sir Dorian.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2012 00:51

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:03

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

I remember a few years ago reading an article about a baby named "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K," with that first part being pronounced "your highness." I think there is/was a college football player named Yourhighness as well. At least the first dude can go by Kendall.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 00:50

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

My brother named his youngest daughter Caldie, my paternal grandmother's maiden name. She was originally going to be Doris, but my sister-in-law put the kibosh on that. We're all used to it now, but some relatives were threatening to call her "baby girl" for awhile. She was also nicknamed CJ at first since her middle name is Josephine, but people got over it.

An old friend of mine named her daughter Analese, as in "anna-leece" and the spelling drives me batty.

A girl I went to high school with was Araby and her valedictorian speech revolved around where the name came from, which I've since forgotten because it was boring.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2012 03:19

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

b0nes posted:

Topasuri female
Jibarri male
Trella female

Whitewater. What a surprise.

Content: we used to have "Ziggy Stardust" as a regular customer. His license confirmed that it was indeed his legal name.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 17:12

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Just went shopping, and my cashier's name was Midnight. Before you ask, yes he was black, but not as black as his name would suggest. He was more milk chocolatey.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2012 00:20

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Just had a little girl named "Charleigh" come through. Like Charlie, but girlified.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2013 15:07

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

An old highschool friend of mine named her kids Beckett Daniel-Brennen [Lastname] and Ayzlin Illyria-Marie [Lastname]. Yowza.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 01:33

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Indalecia, nicknamed Indy.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 23:56

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Tuniscera. I googled it and got nothing. If someone can tell me this is a traditional name from somewhere I'd feel a lot better.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 01:45

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Jazz'shray. :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 04:21

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

New names I've come across: Vilisity, Tomorrow, and Phoeron.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 03:06

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Euneek.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 06:00

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Gargantus.

I...I got nothin

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 19:07

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Toddler by the name of Major Swagg.

Almost forgot "Giovaughni"

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 23:46

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Dystince

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 19:53

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Names I came across today:
Reunitie
Entity
Kinda

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 02:19

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Little girl named Sovereign Heart
Little boy named Knowledge Wisdom

DemonDarkhorse has a new favorite as of 04:29 on Dec 28, 2016

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 04:25

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

stubblyhead posted:

Phenix

I'd say split odds between hippie new agers and Mormon.

2 completely different families, btw, with very different demographics. They should join forces and create the planeteers though.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 03:58

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Little girl names Sovereign Heart, which is cool for a racehorse, but not a child

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 00:54

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Johnnakay
Tomorrow
Laqetiaa
Eboness
Chuntay, which i originally saw as "cunty"
Castiel
Johnnathin

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 01:21

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Normerstine
Earnbroshorn

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 23:08

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Victahrei

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:33

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

someone named their 2 boys "major" and "lazer"

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 17:40

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

last name watermolen. not a typo

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 22:03

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

found a "jenova," which i called out on facebook for being loving nerdy and was told by a friend that all the names of her future children were going to be based on video game or book characters and to not be that judgy lady. nope, sorry if you name your kid cloud sephiroth im gonna judge the gently caress outta you.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 01:31

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

nycoulle

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 02:41

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

sisters uniquia and umiquia

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 04:19

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

sisters uniquia and umiquia

I was wrong on one of these, it was umunique.

other notables: galaxy, kiveelshila (goes by kay), and joshualynn

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 23:19

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

urhieness

i've seen the name before, just never spelled like that.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 00:17

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

shmaryon. i swear its not a wayne gretzky joke

# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 01:36

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

kimily

# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 17:44

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Slippery posted:

Dick Bong has perhaps the most curious afterlife of any fighter pilot because it seems like he gets name dropped on SA like, monthly. which is a lot for a dude so unconnected with the day to day business of the forums.

come to southeastern wisconsin, home of bong recreational area. i've lived here 37 years, never fails to make me giggle.

lets talk about dumb twin names:
england and egypt- these two also have the same middle name
jaimyriah and jairyeiah
andrea and adrea (not the worst, but each blamed the other for identity theft)
uniquia and umunique

and a rando: inglish

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 01:51

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Slippery posted:

Yeah I've driven past there a bunch of times and I always wonder how often that sign must get stolen. I assume it disappears pretty often.

not as often as youd think. its kind of revered.

more names!

joandy
holly berry
exploit
glacier
cabeatrice

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 01:10

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

ya heines
hevenly

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 00:29

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Woebin posted:

It's time for the 2019 Name of the Year brackets!

Truman Peyote would be a good forums username IMO.

jizyah shorts is :discourse:

found laidyluck the other day

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 19:02

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Lady Disdain posted:

I love the non-white first name + seriously white surname combo. I know a young mixed race girl with a Korean first name and the surname Eddlebuttel.

my japanese teacher in college was suga-sensei, despite her last name being the incredibly white "borgmann"

# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 21:06

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

fudgicile fieldtric

idk if its a misspelling of "fudgecicle" or some other random word.

# ¿ May 22, 2019 22:34

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

schnelle

# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 00:10

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Debettignies- apparently a fairly common French surname, but for a first name in the midwest?
Teflon
Kapedushaun

# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 17:45

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:03

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Processed some paperwork for a guy named Narkevious yesterday. I don't usually mind those kind of made up names that much but giving your kid a name where people will surely call him Nark just seems cruel.

It's the misspelled versions of common names that get me, such as:

Jeramey
Taelor
Isacc

have i got two for you then: karheign/karen and moniqeuca/monica
also found today:
Ny Omi
icy
saulvija
braily
quorra
tnise
jersey
orlauwn
alexyss

last names hugasian and firehammer :black101:

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 22:18

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