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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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SiriusXM just recently got rid of Fox News Talk. I listened to this station every week day so I could argue with my car radio. Most of the hosts were generally not disturbing like hannity or rush (with exception of Brian kilmeade who was more irritating than anyone else) so I could listen to them without shouting.

I think I am going through withdrawals because I actually miss it.

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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I remember listening to Fox News Talk right after the election. A guy called into Brian kilmeade's show and started going on about the mainstream media. He had Brian right with him until the guy started talking about how no one watches Fox News and how the liberal media is going to ruin the channel. Brian immediately cuts him off, thanks him for calling and then reminds everyone how Fox News is the most watched cable news station.

It was magical.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Bloodplay it again posted:

But, hey, at least she went to a good school. I went to EIU and I think maybe 5% of the students can name all three branches of US government. :v:

Good sir, I attended EIU and I can name all three branches of government. Judicial, Legislative and Tony Romo.

I was raised and still live in Southern Illinois but I know of many parents who worry about their children going to UIUC because they believe it will turn their children into liberals. They are torn because on one side there is the "liberalization" of higher education and on the other side is the "prestige" still held with a UIUC diploma.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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FMguru posted:


Still, Fox has hours to fill every week, and if there's a lull in the news who knows what kind of stupid crap they'll dredge up and run with.

I remember when Superman Returns came out. Fox News threw a fit (at least on the radio) because a character asked if Superman still stood for "peace, justice and all that other stuff" and the movie took away the "America Way" part of the tag line.

They threw a fit because this supposedly showed how Hollywood hates America. They never stopped to say that the movie sells better overseas without that line and the capitalistic way says that this is the right thing to do.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Doctor Butts posted:

Science is not based on faith. If you believe this, then you do not understand science. I'm not sure you can come to an understanding of anything discussed in this thread if you believe that religion and science can both be reduced to faith.

I cordially disagree with this statement. I think, in early moments of scientific thought, there is a lot of faith involved. Your hypothesis is how you expect the results to be much like faith is how a religious person expects the results to be.

After this moment though, almost all connections between faith and science go away. Science begins testing out the hypothesis and if it is wrong, you easily change your hypothesis. Faith does not have the experimentation set up and any deviation from faith is met with resistance.

But for those early moments, I personally see some connection between science and faith.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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This article appeared on my Facebook. It is a "newspaper" from a town I used to work in. This paper got its start by publishing which cops were partying/speeding on the weekends. It was more of a gossip rag back then but now people use it as a legitimate source (this paper also bought into the sandy hook conspiracies).

http://www.disclosurenewsonline.com/2013/06/04/flyers-causing-uproar-throughout-olney/

This article is about a KKK flyer that has been spread around a town I used to work in. The article goes down the rabbit hole so quickly.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I am guessing that this is Cumulus playing with their contract negotiations.

They play up the idea that they have no problem with getting rid of Rush and Hannity (by secret sources saying so) just so they can lowball their contracts.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Do not worry, Rush and Hannity could be dropped off of Premeire and SiriusXM would pick them both up exclusively just like Dr. Laura.

When FoxNews talk was on SiriusXM, I could listen to that all day and just argue and shake my head. When I have tried to listen to Hannity or Rush, I cannot last a half hour before I have to turn it off.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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It is sort of sad how XM's talk portion has dwindled so much in the last few years. At least XM POTUS, is a decent channel.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Jazerus posted:

Al Jazeera has said they are "working on it" in regards to the AJE stream, they know it was a very unpopular move. Hopefully a legitimate solution is found soon.

AJAM is much better than the rest of US cable news, anyway - it's just not as good as AJE for international coverage.

Can AJE still be found on Roku? I love watching that channel but I have been away from the house for a few days so I am scared to return home?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Why the hell does his morning meeting include him looking like he is about to submit a tale to the midnight society?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Vertical Lime posted:

I'm not surprised that once they announced Shep's new role he was the odd man out. I thought Greta would be the odd man out, at least we can take solace Hannity's ratings will probably drop from being on later.

Wait, what happened to that solid gold Shepard Smith?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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One of my co-teachers was called a Jewish hoe bag by a junior high boy. When she told me this, my first response was "you don't look Jewish."

Here in rural America, "Jew" or variations of it are definitely used often.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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With Huckabee done, I was trying to figure out who the next Conservatie flash-in-the-pan talking head would be to take his place.

"Welcome to the Dr. Ben Carson show..."

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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John Gibson used to drop "liberal" callers by playing the sound of an explosion and he would then say how you need to watch out for IEDs.

This was in the middle of the Afghanistan and Iraq wars when soldiers were dying left and right due to IEDs.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Do you see him moving to Florida when his tv show is taped in NYC? I doubt it.

Are there any major news shows taped outside of New York?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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PeterWeller posted:

I dunno. I almost think it makes him adorable in a simpering moron kind of way. I hear him say, "the New York Slimes," and I'm all just, "aww aren't you just the cutest little firebrand with your 'funny' little nicknames for everything." I can't help but find him entertaining despite how big of a shrill shitbag he is. He is the incarnate manifestation of Poe's Law.

Spencer Hughes used to host a radio show on Fox News Talk. He constantly talked about "San Fransicko". He also said he suffered from Libs palsy where his speech would slur when he got so made at liberals.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I thought that field tests like this were simply to gauge if there is a reason to go further. You do these tests and if the person fails, you have now have another step towards bringing them in. I always thought that field tests were not admissible in court but you can use them to bring someone in and do a blood test, which is admissible in court.

As a teacher at an alternative education high school, we go through basic training to do something similar. We know that we can ask students to do certain things (look up at a light) and it can show that they are under the influence. We have never used that specifically to kick someone out (nor do we use it to have the student arrested) but we have used it as a stepping stone to asking them to turn out their pockets (which due to what they had on them, they were removed from our program).

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I have only been pulled over for a suspected DUI once. I was driving with two friends in town. Cop pulls us over and asks for info. He says that he pulled me over for having items hanging from my rearview mirror. He comes back to the car and asks me to come to the back. He says that there was hand prints all over my trunk and that was a sign of people road tripping. I told him that I never washed my car which is why there was hand prints. He asked me if I had been road tripping. I told him that I went from one place to another which is a trip and I did that on a road but no, I was not drinking and driving. He then asked me if I had been smoking marijuana. I told him no and decided to open my trunk to get him to leave (he saw only my crap in my car). he then hands me back my info and drives off.

I remember being angry because I was pulled over with no reasonable suspicion other than a dirty car. At the same time, I still think that getting drunk drivers off the road is the somewhat worth it. How do other countries handle drunk driving suspicions?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Welcome to the world of Todd Starnes. When he is not creating a Christian themed persecution complex, he writes conspiracy theory poo poo like this.

TL;DR - There is a camp that illegal immigrant children are being taken to. Disease runs rampant, the security forces are called "Brown Shirts" and a couple of former workers contacted him to let him know the "truth" but they cannot let their identities be known for fear of violence.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/07/01/medical-staff-warned-keep-quiet-about-illegal-immigrants-or-face-arrest/

Gigantic Douchebag Todd Starnes posted:

A government-contracted security force threatened to arrest doctors and nurses if they divulged any information about the contagion threat at a refugee camp housing illegal alien children at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, sources say.

In spite of the threat, several former camp workers broke their confidentiality agreements and shared exclusive details with me about the dangerous conditions at the camp. They said taxpayers deserve to know about the contagious diseases and the risks the children pose to Americans. I have agreed to not to disclose their identities because they fear retaliation and prosecution.

“There were several of us who wanted to talk about the camps, but the agents made it clear we would be arrested,” a psychiatric counselor told me. “We were under orders not to say anything.”

The sources said workers were guarded by a security force from the Baptist Family & Children’s Services, which the Department of Health and Human Services hired to run the Lackland Camp.

The sources say security forces called themselves the “Brown Shirts.”

“It was a very submissive atmosphere,” the counselor said. “Once you stepped onto the grounds, you abided by their laws – the Brown Shirt laws.”

She said the workers were stripped of their cellphones and other communication devices. Anyone caught with a phone was immediately fired.

“Everyone was paranoid,” she said. “The children had more rights than the workers.”

She said children in the camp had measles, scabies, chicken pox and strep throat as well as mental and emotional issues.

“It was not a good atmosphere in terms of health,” she said. “I would be talking to children and lice would just be climbing down their hair.”

A former nurse at the camp told me she was horrified by what she saw.

“We have so many kids coming in that there was no way to control all of the sickness – all this stuff coming into the country,” she said. “We were very concerned at one point about strep going around the base.”

Both the counselor and the nurse said their superiors tried to cover up the extent of the illnesses.

“When they found out the kids had scabies, the charge nurse was adamant – ‘Don’t mention that. Don’t say scabies,’” the nurse recounted. “But everybody knew they had scabies. Some of the workers were very concerned about touching things and picking things up. They asked if they should be concerned, but they were told don’t worry about it.”

The nurse said the lice issue was epidemic – but everything was kept “hush-hush.”

“You could see the bugs crawling through their hair,” she said. “After we would rinse out their hair, the sink would be loaded with black bugs.”

The nurse told me she became especially alarmed because their files indicated the children had been transported to Lackland on domestic charter buses and airplanes.

“That’s what alerted me,” she said. “Oh, my God. They’re flying these kids around. Nobody knows that these children have scabies and lice. To tell you the truth, there’s no way to control it.”

I don't mean to upset anyone's Independence Day vacation plans, but were these kids transported to the camps before or after they were deloused? Anyone who flies the friendly skies could be facing a public health concern.

The counselor told me the refugee camp resembled a giant emergency room – off limits to the public.

“They did not want the community to know,” she said. “I initially spoke out at Lackland because I had a concern the children’s mental health care was not being taken care of.”

She said the breaking point came when camp officials refused to hospitalize several children who were suicidal.

“I made a recommendation that a child needed to be sent to a psychiatric unit,” the counselor told me. “He was reaching psychosis. He was suicidal. Instead of treating him, they sent him off to a family in the United States.”

She said she filed a Child Protective Services report and quit her job.

“I didn’t want to lose my license if this kid committed suicide,” she told me. “I was done.”

The counselor kept a detailed journal about what happened during her tenure at the facility.

“When people read that journal they are going to be astonished,” she said. ‘I don’t think they will believe what is going on in America.”

So it was not a great surprise, she said, when she received a call from federal agents demanding that she return to the military base and hand over her journal.

She said she declined to do so.

“I didn’t go back to Lackland,” she said.

Both workers told me while they have no regrets, they want to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals.

“They’re going to crush the system,” the nurse told me. “We can’t sustain this. They are overwhelming the system and I think it’s a travesty.”

Baptist Family & Childen’s Services spokeswoman Krista Piferrer tells me the agency takes “any allegation of malfeasance or inappropriate care of a child very seriously.”

“There are a number of checks and balances to ensure children are receiving appropriate and adequate mental health care,” she said.

Piferrer said the clinicians are supervised by a federal field specialist from HHS’s Office of Refugee Resettlement. She also said BFCS have 58 medical professionals serving at Lackland.

“Every illness, whether it is a headache or something more serious, is recorded in a child’s electronic medical record and posted on WebEOC – a real-time, web-based platform that is visible to not only BFCS but the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services,” she said.

As for those brown shirts, the BFCS said they are “incident management team personnel” – who happen to wear tan shirts.

My sources say Americans should be very concerned about the secrecy of the government camps.

“This is just the beginning,” one source told me. "It is a long-term financial responsibility.”

Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary, heard on hundreds of radio stations. Sign up for his American Dispatch newsletter, be sure to join his Facebook page, and follow him on Twitter. His latest book is "God Less America”.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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FuzzySkinner posted:

I recall flipping through the radio and he was on a show hosted by Janet Parshall.

He kept whining about being a “A Duck Dynasty Guy Living in a Miley Cyrus World.”, then made the complaints about "drat LIBERAL MILLENIALS DRINKING THEIR SOY LATTES AND KALE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BLACK COFFEE AND ICED TEA?".

I used to listen to Fox News talk. He had a bumper promoting his article on Fox News. He states that he is "kind if an odd duck...he likes to shop at Walmart...." He says other thing like liking Broadway musicals but that right there has always stood out to me.

Since hearing that, I have witnessed several of his columns on the website. He is a huckster who tried to turn anything religious related into an instance of Christian persecution (not invoking God at graduation, Christmas songs, etc) Duck Dynasty was probably his most aroused time ever.

It apparently pays though so he keeps duping people.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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In regards to the better employment numbers and how Fox News has picked up on the U6 numbers:

I have witnessed some websites (like TPNN) claiming that 92 million (around 30% of the US population) have left the work force which is the real unemployment number.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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pengun101 posted:

whats worse is they are the books from the Politics section(which is choked with them) to the history section. Mostly because of this trash series. http://www.regnery.com/imprint/politically-incorrect-guides/

I just saw the "Politically Incorrect Guide to the US Constitution" at my brother in law's house this weekend. It was right beside a book titled "THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT"

It hurt my brain and I wish I had had alcohol with me.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Dr.Zeppelin posted:

http://www.westernjournalism.com/watch-megyn-kelly-puts-nancy-pelosi-ringer-sexist-hobby-lobby-rant/

"Kelly’s response to Pelosi’s statement is priceless as she put Pelosi through the intellectual ringer."

"Intellectual ringer" :ironicat:

Sadly enough, Kelly is right in calling out how if when rulings go our way, we do not have a problem with the make up of the decision makers. When rulings do not go our way, we then have a problem. But she failed to mention that almost all sides do this and Fox itself has done this in the past.

After that, Kelly is wrong. She mentions how Pelosi cosponsored the RFRA (or whatever it is) and now she has a problem with a decision based on her bill. Well, up until a few years ago, the idea that a corporation could have religious freedom was not prevalent and completely thought to be stupid and illogical. Now we are here and Pelosi might have decided that that law was not the best idea.

Also, I thought that, of the 4 types of birth control discussed, that if fertilization happened, then there was nothing that could be stopped. These types of BC stop the fertilization from happening by keeping the eggs from leaving to get fertilized, don't they?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Isn't that Marco Rubio? I could not see him doing it but it is the Miami Heat so I could see him shilling for that?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Sorry, I thought it was him. It is I who is truly the racist. :(

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I posted that video on Facebook and it lead to a guy complaining about how we are hurting innocent people with the death tax. It then turned into whether I would give away half of what I have when I die (and how could I do that to my kids). It hurts so much.

Also, I saw another person posting a twitchy page complaining about that video and how Monday's are now "Post John Oliver video clip day on Facebook". The name of the article was "Liberal John Oliver tells America that the American dream is dead". I read the page and they never refute ANYTHING he said. Instead they just complain about people posting the video and how this British guy came here and became rich so why is he complaining.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Actually he knew (or at least pretended to know once I mentioned it) and he felt that it was still theft from innocent people.

He said that if the rich should have to do it, why shouldn't I? His set up: one world government and since the US is in the top 1% of the world, would I give up half of my money at my death. When I said yes and explained the societal reasons why, he said that that should be my choice and no one should force anyone else to give up their money.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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Doctor Butts posted:

Oh, the 'stop making me hit you' defense.

The Palin thing doesn't look like drunk, it looks like some pill is the culprit. She's not herself.

I saw a friend post a Fox News link pushing the idea that Democrats are behind the call for Impeachment because it helps them fundraise.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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GoatSeeGuy posted:

Seriously, even without noticing the URL I knew it was a Starnes piece. The sad part is it usually takes 2-3 days for these stories of persecution to get debunked by other students/witnesses etc. but by then it's been FWD: FWD: FWD: so many times it'll be trotted out at family gatherings until the heat death of the universe.

You almost have to give Todd Starnes perverse credit for I assume making a good living off a single gimmick.

He is a jewel in the world of right wing persecution. He can find persecution ANYWHERE! He simply does this to sell his books and he is one that you know that he does not believe a word he says. The way he writes is him trying to sound "folksy" in order to get the rural crowd in his lap. But no matter what the situation, he will find some persecution of "traditional values"

Take for example his article today about the BIG GOVERNMENT crushing a small town's entire reason for existing. (I left in the 2 shameless self-promotions.)
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/08/22/feds-ban-schools-beloved-pink-cookie/

Giant Piece of Disappointment Todd Starnes posted:

School children in Elyria, Ohio are mourning the demise of a 40-year tradition – the loss of their beloved pink cookie. The fabled cookie, long served in local school cafeterias, was done in by a pound of butter, six cups of powdered sugar and the Obama administration’s food police.

“It no longer meets the national school lunch program guidelines for snacks,” said Amy Higgins, the spokesperson for Elyria City Schools. “It has too many calories.”

The USDA “Smart Snacks in School” standards mandate that all snacks must contain less than 200 calories. It’s not exactly clear how many calories are in the pink cookie but the recipe for the frosting calls for a pound of butter.

The cookie was banished to comply with the federal guidelines.

“We can’t have them in the cafeteria for sale, period,” food services director Scott Teaman told The Chronicle Telegram. “The guidelines for snacks are very strict, and there is no wiggle room.”

Thus marks the end of a longtime lunchroom tradition and sparking disappointment across the city.

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“It’s a tradition,” Higgins told me. “It’s not only a tradition it’s one that tastes really, really good. You’d be surprised by how many people are upset about the pink cookie going away. Anyone who’s gone to Elyria schools in the last 40 years knows the pink cookie.”

Elyria Mayor Holly Brinda remembered tasting her first pink cookie when she was just a little girl.
“I grew up eating them,” said Brinda. “They are a comfort food. It’s one of those things that’s special to our community.”

The mayor says the cookie’s demise is the talk of the town.

“This cookie has a cult following,” she said. In 2009 the cookie was crowned “Best Cafeteria Cookie” by Cleveland Magazine.

The origin of the pink cookie is something of folklore in this town just to the west of Cleveland. It was first made by Jean Gawlik, the school district’s longtime food production manager. The foundation of the cookie came from a family recipe she got from her mother.

“It’s a delicious, delicious confection,” said Higgins. “Everyone loves it.”

Reading the recipe along could result in a sugar rush: butter, sour cream, powered sugar, Crisco,granulated sugar.

“It’s a homemade sour cream cake cookie,” Higgins said. “The reason people fell in love with it – it has just the right amount of sweetness. It’s very cakey and rich and it’s got this really light sweet pink frosting on the top.”

I feel the sudden urge to drink a glass of iced-cold milk.

“It’s one of those indulgences,” Higgins told me. “The kids really like the cookie. It’s quite a unique flavor.”

So if the cookie is so darned popular, why not just change the recipe so that it complies with the federal standards?

“We did try to alter the recipe with whole wheat flour,” Higgins said. “You can get the pink cookie down to the number of calories that would make it allowable – but then it’s not the pink cookie anymore. It doesn’t maintain the integrity of the homemade recipe.”

Changing the recipe of the cookie would be like asking Kentucky Fried Chicken to change their 11 herbs and spices. You don’t mess with perfection.

“You can’t change the recipe of the pink cookie,” said the mayor. “It’s like eating diet potato chips. It’s not right.”

So rather than mess with tradition, the school district’s chef decided to shut down production.

“Our food service (department) is working under very strict requirements for what they can serve in school,” Higgins said. “That’s a good thing. We’re trying to offer more healthy options with flair.”

Instead of pink cookies, kids will be able to eat things like fruit and vegetables and yogurt.

Yum Yum.

The mayor agreed that it’s important to make sure kids are eating healthier.

“That being said, I wish there was a way we could make those cookies available on special occasions,” she said. “Everybody deserves the equivalent of a piece of birthday cake once in a while.”

The mayor even suggested there might be contraband cookies for the taking.

“I don’t think you can keep the pink cookie down,” she said. “I think this is going to be like prohibition. Our school district is law abiding, but I can see people who love this pink cookie trying to resurrect the cookie in other ways.”

Higgins tells me the school district is already working on a plan to sell the cookies to local residents – for special occasions. It’s a sort-of confectionary speakeasy.

Meanwhile, youngsters will have to satisfy their sweet tooth at the cafeteria yogurt bar – thanks to the Obama administration’s food police.

Sorry, kids. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary, heard on hundreds of radio stations. Sign up for his American Dispatch newsletter, be sure to join his Facebook page, and follow him on Twitter. His latest book is "God Less America."

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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A friend of mine met Newt Gingrich and shook his hand. My friend has worked in politics for 8 years now and he said that Newt had the limpest/weakest handshake he had ever encountered.

No amount of zoo-love will ever bring him back to support Newt.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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I listened to the Fox News telecast on Sirius XM this morning (I do this occasionally because I am dumb). Every morning is Fox and Friends.

They had the closest thing to a "2 minute hate" I have ever heard. They give the viewers three stories and ask them which one infuriates/irritates/bothers them the most. They have them send in a text message/email/twitter/facebook choosing one and explaining why it is the worst.

I have heard it the last couple of days so it must be a daily thing. Today, everyone was upset that a students was forced to stand outside their classroom....because they did not want to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. I was actually surprised that that one was the one which was chosen. Unfortunately, I kept listening and they read some messages. The majority of the messages were upset that the kid did not want to say the pledge, not that they were forced out of the room. The actors then went on a spiel about how the parent's wanted to raise their kid to be a "free thinker" and now that the kid is in the hallway, the student has time for some "free thinking".

Here is piece of poo poo Tood Starnes writing about it.

quote:

Parent: Standing for the Pledge is Bullying
By Todd Starnes, Fox News Radio

A North Dakota school has drawn the ire of a national atheist group after a teacher made a 6-year-old child stand up during the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Jesse Adams, of New Town, ND, tells the Minot Daily News that school administrators violated his son’s First Amendment rights by making him stand for the pledge.

“We’re trying to raise free thinkers,” he told the newspaper.

Yes, Mr. Adams is one of those parents.

When his child continued to defy the directions of his teacher, the youngster was told to stand in the hallway for the duration of the pledge. Mr. Adams said that amounts to bullying.

Maybe the six-year-old could’ve used hallway time for some personal meditation – or free thinking?

Superintendent Mark Bluestone is a military veteran and a patriot. He told the Associated Press the child was placed in the hallway to avoid disrupting other students who wondered why they could not sit during the pledge.

The superintendent said he feels strong about the importance of teaching children to be patriotic – a rarity in American public education.

The American Humanist Association’s Appignani Humanist Legal Center fired off a letter to the superintendent. They accused the school of coercing the underage free thinker.

“Allowing students to exercise their right to sit out the Pledge of Allegiance is a matter of free speech and freedom of conscience,” legal director David Niose wrote.

If somebody had pulled that kind of hippy dippy baloney back when I was in school, they would've been pledging allegiance with a boot up their backside.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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The only thing I ever saw was a meme talking about Obunger reading "The Post-American World"

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Jan 3, 2007

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I saw a clip on Fox News from Huckabee's show. It was Huckabee complaining about how the Judicial Branch is trampling the Constitution. Apparently, whenever any branch of the government actually does their job (and that job is not what conservatives want), it is them merely trampling the Constitution.

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Jan 3, 2007

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Iron Crowned posted:

I've heard sound bytes of conservatives claiming that Ebola in the USA is some kind of political correctness conspiracy (I can't remember the exact wording, but political correctness was part of it). I still can't wrap my head around that one :psyduck:

I just saw a random conservative website claiming that liberals were blaming the NRA on ebola due to this article:

http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-because-of-the-nra-20141012-column.html

In reality, the article is stating that we do not have a Surgeon General due to the NRA which is 100% true.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


About the NYT's chemical weapons article:

I have seen several articles claiming what that one is, THIS VINDICATES BUSH!. Within 5 minutes of beginning to read the article, I realized that these people never actually read it whatsoever. The people who were sharing the links had never read the actual article. Within the first several paragraphs, it states explicitly that this actually proved Bush's administration wrong (Powell went to the UN proclaiming an active chemical weapons program with pictures to prove it).

What bothers me the most is that these same sharers (and the conservative pages) are the biggest "OUR TROOPS" on my feed, yet they paid no attention to the main point of the article: Soldiers were harmed due to this and the government screwed them over (Bush's administration, the DOD, Congress, etc) out of sheer malice. It 100% shows that many of the "OUR TROOPS" do not care about the soldiers (unless it involves stupid music or patriotic traditions). They care more about cheerleading for their cause than actually caring about soldiers.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


The gas price drop has made me a little worried though. It could mean that people in general do not have the money to be purchasing gas so they have slowed down their purchases (which is great for the environment). It feel that it could be a precursor to another drop in the overall economy.

Edit: I do want to add that it has not made me FOX NEWS worried. It has just made me concerned about what the future will hold. I would also like to see some conspiracy nutters try to claim that the Obama administration is artificially forcing gas lower so that the Dems can win the election.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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The fact that O'Reilly has been able to parlay this into a book writing career that involves "history". I went in for a history teacher position. During the interview, the principal asked me if I read historical books. He asked me what I read and then told me that I needed to read "Killing Lincoln". He told me that he never knew that Stanton could have been behind it. I told him that Stanton had nothing to do with it and told him to read "Blood on the Moon". I told him how, although Stanton got highly irritated with Lincoln when it came to official matters, he and Lincoln were good friends outside of the confines of the office.

Needless to say, I did not get the job.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Ghost of Reagan Past posted:


In other news, Dish is in some spat with Fox News. But they replaced Fox News with Glenn Beck's channel, until Fox caves on something I guess.

I have a vested interest in this and I hope that Fox and Dish can come to an agreement as soon as possible...because I want Dish users to gain access to Simpsons World. Fox threw FXX and Fox Sports 1 onto the FNC and FBN contracts at the last second.

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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


You went wrong by reading something. They just feel it in their gut that James Bond is a white guy (poo poo, it should be an American white guy).

Reading is for NERDSSSSSSSSSZ!

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