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The correct response imo is to put up a bill board across the road that says "Minorities will outnumber white people in the US by 20*whatever*" with a ticking down clock and the tag line "Got enough lawn space for their future Presidents?" Equip it with a CCTV and sue the gently caress out of him when he defaces it.
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icantfindaname posted:Listening to Mark Levin right now, he's declared that the Republican Party is now at war with true conservatives. He spent about 5 minutes denouncing Paul Ryan as a big government RINO, then moved on to Chris Christie then to the party itself, mentioning Karl Rove as a big government activist. It's going to be funny to see the same thing happen to Rand Paul, Louie Gomert, Steve King, etc in a few years time when they can't deliver on their extreme right stuff.
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Best part was when she pulls out William Lane Craig to attack him, a sure sign it was a set up hit piece. And Craig is a 'religious philospher' too lol.
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Jul 28, 2013 18:49
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The Democrats should start using 'Terrorists couldn’t do a better job than the Republicans are doing.' as a slogan.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:21
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Zeroisanumber posted:Pretty much the only good thing to come out of the horrible "Bomb Syria" drive is watching right-wing commentators tie themselves in knots. I bet you we could force steam from their ears if we crafted the perfect loaded question. "So you agree with the Kenyan Islamocommifacist that we need to bomb them therefore admitting you hate Freedom and America?"
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Sep 5, 2013 12:42
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poor nose posted:So Zimmerman was threatening his soon to be ex-wife and her father while having his hand on his gun and allegedly hit her father. Hannity is gonna say it was their fault for making him anxious or some poo poo right? I think they might get another sit down chat about this. "Well Sean, they were speaking bad abour Murica and sayin' how Freedom and Guns was wrong!" Hannity then spends rest of week demanding wife and father deportation.
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Sep 9, 2013 22:00
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Kalos posted:Isn't the right's quantum "We've always [supported, hated] war with Syria" stance the exact same thing that happened with Libya? Once Obama and Congress figure out if/what/how much we're bombing, they'll be back to agreeing that it was an awful decision. Always. If they don't outright oppose it then he's not doing it in the correct way. And the correct way is never defined, ever, and if it is it's only with hindsight. Republican politics 101.
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Sep 11, 2013 21:59
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Dr. Faustus posted:Have we talked about Bachmann, King, and Gohmert going to Cairo last weekend and giving a televised speech that will make you cringe? Daily Show did an excellent rip on this. And Bachmann was loving talking like she was addressing a class of 5 year olds.
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Miltank posted:
But I thought Jesus was coming soon.....
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Sep 20, 2013 18:01
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Sephyr posted:I read an interview some time ago in which Mike Nelson ( of MTS3K and Rifftrax fame) claimed to be a very conservative born-again christian. However, he's smart/professional enough to not let it show in his work, so I don't know if that qualifies. Well there are hints in his MT3K work but barely noticable. They fit in with the scenario they are riffing on. However, one of their opening links was a bit more obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrwbTgVuOw "What about the UN black helicopter's maam" is one if the barely noticable ones that comes to mind. =
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Joementum posted:Glenn Beck has proof that America is destroyed or transformed or something and he's totally gonna tell us about it... soon. Long shot but he's selling all gold coins and investing in Chinese torture instruments. They will only go up, up, UP!
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Oct 8, 2013 23:51
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FuzzySkinner posted:What I don't get about the "War on Christmas" is this. But that's the thing, its not a Reddit Atheist cancelling something, it never is as it hasn't ever happened. Take that example in the first post about this, some place in England is cancelling Christmas. THIS NEVER HAPPENED. Every year they trot this one out, while the actual history of what happened is completely the opposite. Its always a council/park/city/whatever who want to INCLUDE MORE into the festivities by allowing Muslim/Atheist/Hindu/whatever celebrations as well. And the fundie fucks go nutjob STOPPING ARE RELIGION in response. Last year it was a park that displayed various groups christmas dioramas, and one was an atheist one. The atheists didn't demand the rest be taken down, they just wanted to be shown as well as the rest. But the fundie fucks claimed they wanted it all taken down, threw a fit, and it was all over the War on Christmas freak outs. One thing to watch for, Bill O'Reilly. Last year he did his usual segment on ARE CHRISTMAS, and not even a minute after he was pimping Happy Holiday xmas O'Reilly Factor mugs. So looking forward to see the same this year.
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Phone posted:Apparently he's also a True Believer libertarian, too. Also a major FYGM advocate. http://crooksandliars.com/news-hound-ellen/john-stossel-just-because-i-take- Wants to close FEMA, but has used it three times in past to get money for damage to his beach house. Massive loving hypocrite.
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Oct 31, 2013 21:36
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Skeevy Mcgee posted:I don't watch Fox too often, but I can remember a story they did a few years back that still sticks with me as an example of how insidious and toxic that whole channel is. It was just one of those dumb little human interest stories you see all the time about cops rescuing a bunch of ducklings from a storm drain. This case happened to be somewhere over in England, and the coverage was about what you'd expect, all smiles and lol that is similar to what it was like a few years back but not upfront. Instead it was insidious and implied. They had a segment called 'Around the World in 80 seconds', probably still do, and which was supposed to highlight news stories from outside the US. You would think in 80 seconds you could give some really loving important news about other countries. Voting in an African country maybe, new breakthrough in science somewhere that may be good for us all, some economic news that was relevant. That kind of news. But no, this is Fox. Guaranteed most of the time it was natural disasters from somewhere, some internal strife by some country either politically or culturely or whatever, and a tribal festival tradition from some where. So first they scare you about over seas, show how over seas are idiots/dumb/whatever bad, and then to end it 'look at these people and their weird rear end ways'. Youtube searched, and this is a good example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en9kfljYOpQ Scary outside woooo beware patriots.
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quiggy stardust posted:Not gonna lie, I would pay money to watch Rush play a game like Civilization or Crusader Kings. So you would like to watch a guy save/reload every minor thing until the RNG goes his way and then proclaim it was his cunning that did it.
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Dec 18, 2013 21:25
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Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:Don't they just shoot him on sight anyway? Open the attic, sees him there, shoots him before he gets a word out? Nah, they see him through the window, hes 'acting' like a zombie, just sitting there thinking, and they shoot him. I'm a massive 80s horror film fan here, and I can only think of one horror film that had the black guy die first, and I think I'm wrong with that too. From Beyond. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jan 6, 2014 |
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radical meme posted:It's like the people that pay for the survival goods that will be shipped to you in the event of an emergency. Really? That exists? I've seen the 'buy 10 years worth of food and keep it until it expires' type ads, but not these. Wow.
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Jan 10, 2014 01:21
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Appeals to Authority are an odd thing that the GOP does. My college's campus Republicans invited a few speakers to come out and talk about how bad abortion is and how it does irreversible damage to the mother and causes AIDS and so forth. The speakers were all PhDs but if you dug a little deeper not one of them had a proper doctorate. Every single one held "multiple honorary doctorates" from theological organizations, generally parochial colleges, and always in things absolutely unrelated to anything they were talking about. This is the par for Creationists too, I would guess it came from this area of the relgious right as it has been going on for so long. A high percentage of them declare they have a PHD or are a doctor/scientist on something, and it turns out either to be from Liberty University or on a subject that is so far related like you said. One of the best fake pieces of poo poo is Ian Juby. He claims to have a PHd, and an IQ of 160. Then 2 mins later he is showing PROOF that dinosaurs laid eggs in a line because the flood was chasing after them. And all it is some fossilized eggs laid out in a row with inches between then.
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pangstrom posted:I pass for a bitcoin fanboy here, but I agree with John R. Levine's summary that Krugman posted: In Bitcoin posts like this, I always check out the comments. This one provides loads of gold, there are a lot of 'Bitcoin is Gods work, you don't know poo poo Krugman' replies. And some Captain of Industry has 'like' voted every single one of these, you can see there is just one vote for most posts, must be the same guy.
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I think Huckabee is on phase 1 on trying to deflect an affair he's having in future. Step 1, claim all women can't stop loving around. Step 2..... happyhippy fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jan 24, 2014 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:This was too hilarious to not post. Swordline.com, for when the Rapture happens and the government starts taking all your guns. Make sure you have enough swords to survive it. Only $9995 for this defender of freedom. The value of swords can only increase as time goes on. Swordline.com
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Jan 29, 2014 01:56
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Spacedad posted:"Cokegate" is starting to feel like the right's new Benghazi with how stupid and incessant their reactions are to it. Coke are probably loving loving this though, its a distraction from them being the main sponsers at the Winter Olympics with all the anti-gay, beatings and so forth there. Listening to low IQ idiots complain about a song for a few weeks, or being tarred commie and pro-Putin gay bashing. They couldn't have timed it better if they tried.
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Am surprised the religious right and right wingers aren't trying to force contraception in minority areas, to keep them from over running the US with their welfares, spicy foods, and their bipping and a bopping.
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computer parts posted:If you think there is, then spell out a regulation. How about if you are employed to lobby, you can't lobby and should be ignored.
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At least being the joke writer will be an easy gig. If the democrat is female, fat joke. If the democrat is minority, 90s same minority comedy reference. If the democrat is in senate, hohoho the senate is lazy. If its remotely sciency, Al Gore reference. If its celeb gossip, Monica Lewinsky blow job reference. If a Republican scandal is brought up in any way, BENGHAZI.
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Pohl posted:Come on, sex always leads to pregnancy, or disease. You might as well be playing Russian roulette. And my wife is a good Christian god fearing woman, and that is why she is staying with me even after all those rentboys I hosed the last 30 years.
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If you want to make a quick million bucks, create a browser called Patriotnet or Freedomweb and have a few rules that blocks all left wing sites.
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ReidRansom posted:Hannity is giving a full hour to this Nevada rancher and he isn't coming off very good. LOL, only just watch the video of how it started. gently caress THE TERTLES MA COWS GOTTA FREEDOM TO EAT WHERE THEY WANT! MA GREAT GRAND PAPPY RAISED COWS HERE THERE FOUR I SHOULD BE ABLE TA
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Makes sense. Republicans want those cows to have more representation than any black people. Don't you mean Native Americans, the real owners of that land.
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beatlegs posted:Guys. Guys. Funny how God told him to do the 9/12 project, the Restoring Honor rally, America's First Christmas, his International 'Stand with Israel' Tour, and supporting Mitt Romney, and none of that poo poo worked. God is loving trolling you Glenn. Or you are schizo.
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dbzfandiego posted:What the gently caress is wrong with this country? Just wait until Hillary is next president. A fly will fart in Australia and it will be her fault.
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moths posted:Weren't there a half dozen Benghazis under Bush? But he didn't have her dick sucked in the oval office.
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BiggerBoat posted:Oh my loving God. We've really doubled and tripled down on this poo poo haven't we? This is way beyond the Duck Dynasty nonsense. I flipped by Fox and Friends this morning and they had some married couple from Texas on who were raging about the government takin' their land and poo poo. I didn't stay tuned long enough to figure it all out. You haven't missed much. Seems Fox News have ordered a blanket ban on mentioning Bundy even EXISTS. Give it another day or two and some right wingers will be claiming Bundy was a Left plant.
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And it gets better! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/24/cliven-bundy-comments_n_5208399.html quote:"Cliven Bundy's a-wondering about these people," said Bundy, referring to himself in the third person. "Now I'm talking about the black community. I'm a-wondering. Are they better off with their young women aborting their children? Are they better off with the young men in prison? Are they better off with the older people on their sidewalks in front of their government-issued homes with a few children? Are they better off, are they happier than they was in the South in front of their homes with their chickens and their gardens and their children around them, and their man having something to do? Are they better off?" Meaning when they were slaves. Looks like CPAC has a definite mainstage speaker next year.
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Tender Bender posted:It doesn't really matter that Bundy is a racist poo poo, they didn't want to make him a politician. He gave them a story to show the government doing [anything at all] as an example of overreach, and let them segue into a Harry Reid Is Corrupt derail along the way. The story already happened, they don't need him anymore. His racist babblings will just be used when he's inevitably arrested as "See Obama just locks up people for saying racist things, yea he didn't pay taxes but neither did Al Sharpton and he isn't being arrested, I wonder why?". He was a potential Joe the Plumber V2.0. A better potential. An average man, average job that is so American there are few more American than it, and he was going to be a MAJOR poster boy for everything anti-government for the next 2 years. I joked he was going to be a next year CPAC speaker, that would be probably true if he didn't say this poo poo. Tell me you can't see a standing ovation for this shitheel at a convention somewhere as he takes the podium at some sort of Republican meeting. The GOP are not lamenting how he is saying this crap now, they are lamenting that they can't use him to score political points any more. And the pay off for hyping him for 2 weeks now is clouding the GUBMENT STEALING AMERICAN FREEDOM message they want to get out.
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Who What Now posted:This seems like the best place to ask, so; http://crooksandliars.com/taxonomy/term/54216 Alright its a leftie website, but its just all the media clips they have put up about it. So its one click away to watch them
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Spacedad posted:Really getting sick of this right wing homophobes strategy of claiming to be victims of 'intolerance' when people call them out on their gay-bashing bigotry or they face consequences for it. I'd like to find a suitable way to efficiently torpedo it whenever if it comes up in a succinct and eviscerating manner. You should'nt be sick of it, you should relish it. Its the last wall of defense they have. Its the 'no, you are' nonsense kids do, not smart enough to have a proper retort so try to deflect it back. And only those with similar thoughts believe what they say anyway, these lovely arguements don't win them more fans or followers. If you want to eviscerate them, ask them which one will turn out to be actually gay at sometime in the future.
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It's the taster. To test the waters to see how low they can go. Knowing the GoP and how they talk about/to women, can see a poo poo load of female votes fleeing them for what they smear her with. Can't wait for the 'She let Bill cheat' or 'Hillary Unfit Grandmother because Benghazi' ones to start.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I haven't listened to Rush in years and don't know about the Sandra Fluke thing. What was it all about? She testified to congress or somewhere that employers should include birth control in their insurance for their employees. Druggie called her a slut.
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