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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TetsuoTW posted:

This was in no way worse. It was definitely funnier. Especially Lemon just losing his poo poo at "learning the ropes" (IIRC).

I love how legitimately angry he was.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Squint posted:

Here's a late episode on incel nerds, including one sorry batshit guy who doesn't know the difference between writing a story with a plot and writing a technical overview.

Aw yea, incel, nice to see you guys going back to the rich well of straight up crazy after the previous few gross fetish shows.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

2house2fly posted:

Oh my God you guys have to do a NaNoWriMo episode!

God yes.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Bug chasers, on the whole, are a mostly made up thing. There's like, I guess one tiny, pointless, forum with a super tiny userbase. The 'bug chaser' mythos mainly was built up around the "THE GAYS LOVE GIVING PEOPLE AIDS" panics.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Djeser posted:

National Novel Writing Month is when a bunch of people try to write 50,000 words in a month. All of these words are terrible.

And thus, the NaNoWriMo episode arrives with one week to go in November.

I wanna read the adventures of Blissfahan and his jujitsu.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Saw the ol itunes downloading a steaming, fresh, F Plus and got all happy and excited because hey one of my favorite podcasts updated.

Then I read the description.

Well, at least you're getting back to your roots in making fun of total disgusting trash people.

On a less soul crushing note, in the intro you said you did Wiki How last week, is this a super old episode like the Incel one, or is there a third how-to guide episode in the hopper because those are some of my favorites.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
That'll wash the taste of this out of our mouths.

I do love how they all seem to live with their moms though.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It didn't shock me or anything, it just made me supes sad. Like, really legitimately sad. All these dudes whining about their moms taking their jizz riddled Carebear just made me think that at one point these people were babies, and their mothers most likely held them and had dreams and hopes for their son to be happy and successful.

And now he's 40 telling people that their mother taking their gently caress-bear away is theft.

edit: I really think it's the constant bitching about their moms that made me so bummed out. Like, the dollfuckers were funny because they just talked about loving to gently caress plastic, but these dudes gently caress teddybears, which is hilarious, but then they act like their mom telling them 'yea you can't be 30 in my house still and rape a stuffed animal' is some big problem.

sexpig by night fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 3, 2013

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Djeser posted:

gently caress

gently caress

gently caress



e: lemon's exasperation summons portaxx this is best episode

It had to happen.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea for a bit we had mod protected threads talking about 'ironic' incest rape porn so I'm sure if you shake some trees you can find whatever you need for Irregular episodes.

Also it's a 'shame' you didn't do Fallout Equestria, though at this point it could almost be its own episode with how many insane fans it has.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Squint posted:

I'm only slightly familiar with Fallout Equestria. My knowledge mostly extends to how long it is (over 600,000 words) and how it was one of the first fanfics to make "put happy colorful ponies in a super grimdark setting and then have them kill each other" a Thing™.

Also my inner TFR poster disapproves of its weapon designs.

It has a super dedicated fanbase for a fanfic, with people writing fanfics of the fanfic and all. It has an insane amount of fan art, of the fan fic, with fans of the fanfics putting their OCs in the fanfic and poo poo. Along with that it's the most tryhard grimdark thing I've ever seen, like I just skimmed over one 'book' of it (there's like loving four) and every other chapter had 'and then this young pony got fuckin torn apart and it was supes gross'. And of course there's tons of creepy horse loving.

Pretty much it's an insane singularity of almost every bad fanfic and fanfic community.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

steinrokkan posted:

What thread are you talikng about? The worst I've seen on SA were Post Your Favorite threads about TVTropes and Internet Weirdos, and even in those people were constantly worrying about not crossing the line that would get them gassed.

In the business forum there was a forum for kindleporn writers, it was all very 'oh ha ha I'm IRONICALLY writing this stupid gross porn' and for every legitimately funny 'I wrote robot porn that's in no way sexual but it's treated like it's super sexual' thing there were fifty "I wrote a book called Inside My Daughter's rear end, it's about a guy loving his daughter in the rear end", and the mod there was constantly banning anyone who said 'hey it's kinda creepy to write porn about raping your daughter'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm glad I can hit the Dubcon panel and then the rape culture panel with no schedule issues.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Just in time for the holidays there's a new episode.

It's about trash, and people who want to be and gently caress it I assume.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I love the slow burn that episode was.

"Oh ok he's a generic weirdo obsessed with his own creation, ok"

"Oh he's racist, uh, alright."

"Oh he's super religious and terrified of condoms? Weird."

"OH poo poo HE STRAIGHT UP IS GONNA WEAR THIS GIRL AS A SKIN SUIT".

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grondoth posted:

Dozer is gold. I donno if he'll blow up like CWC; but the dude is seriously ill, writes a million pages about things he hasn't done, and is a right wing conspiracy nut to boot.

I think if he does blow up he may be the internet crazy dude to actually harm someone. I'm getting real 'punish the sluts' serial killer vibes from this poo poo. Like, next girl who he feels doesn't give his newsletter the respect it deserves, boom, skin suit.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I personally think his Assad post was way better.

quote:

The plot in Syria thickens. New e-mails reveal that Obama was involved with al-Queada and the Muslim Brotherhood since the days of Frank Marshall Davis. And that he was even involved in plans to eventually bankroll and gun-run to al-Queada plants in Syria even during Bush's first term. Treason only begins to describe it. Yet, the Demoncrap party ensured it remained firmly under the radar.

While Bush in his first term was too distracted by Saddam's theatrics to pay attention, Obama and Co. helped al-Queada operatives smuggle weapons across the border from Iraq to Syria. While Saddam had no love for bin Laden, Saddam weighed his options and knew his time was short. He knew his reign was at an end, and he'd lose. But he was willing to sacrifice himself for the greater evil.

That's just the intro but if you know even the barest thing about the things he's talking about it's the funniest loving thing you'll ever read.

edit: It gets so much better but hosed if I'm c/ping it all, in short Obama is to blame for the gas attacks because he sold guns and chemical weapons to Assad (through AQ?) during Bush's presidency FOR REASONS.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TetsuoTW posted:

"al-Queada"

The US has only been openly at war with al-Qaeda for what, a loving decade and change now, I can see how you could not know how to spell the name.

I don't acknowledge your terrist spellin conventions, in God's Country we put u's after q's!

And gently caress up a and e I guess? Can't really make a joke about that one.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Speaking of, they haven't done Freep yet have they? There's some great poo poo there. DaleReed being angry about everything, the endless circular firing squads about what is and isn't a fake republican, poo poo like the leader constantly saying server costs are like 32,000 every quarter and having constant fundraisers because he hired his son to be in charge despite their website looking like it's early 90's still.

Plus whenever gay stuff comes up it's super clear they all constantly are imagining men having sex with eachother.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Therion posted:

Would that be funny though? The Ridiculists have said that they will only be doing Wrong Opinions if these are funny and not just infuriating, and I really don't know what new things can be gleaned from Freep and Stormfront. Once you've see one "gays are destroying America" or "back then we didn't have crime because we spanked children" thread, you've seen them all.

Stormfront no, aside from a few gems like their dating site being funny because it's a bunch of literal neo-nazis saying how nice and sweet they are it's just generic 'you hate black folks?' 'yep fuckin hate em'.

Freep, though, is a massive clusterfuck of legit insane people who also happen to be republicans.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I feel bad now because when I heard 'sweet Heroclix Riddler' I was almost positive what he meant and agreed it was pretty sweet.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I mean come on, this is a sweet heroclix.



Now imagine someone screaming in a Batman voice "YOU'RE GOIN TO ARKHAM, NIGMA" at that.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Champeenship posted:

New episode is up, and it's all about the domestic wife values as a fetish.

So, fedoras and misogyny abound?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh gently caress I got Texas Switched! I thought this would be those 'vintage' dorks fetishizing the 50's, this is the WAY CRAZIER AND WAY MORE MISOGYNISTIC christian cult that tells people to beat their wives for Jesus!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
If you guys ever do a store, you need to be sure to have a "I'm with butt pummeler" shirt.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Drunkboxer posted:

I was also wondering if they had considered a Freemen on the Land episode. They're sort of the best of those guys in terms of crazy.

They're the dudes who do things like "Uh this tax form lists my name as JOE SMITH, my name is actually Joe Smith, INVALID FORM I DON'T PAY TAXES NOW BITCH" right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh god going to the site I already know exactly who they're gonna read about and I am amped as gently caress.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Drunkboxer posted:

Didn't he write a whole book about some guy who teased him in high school? No self esteem issues there.

Yea but it's a comic book.

And yea, he writes about how this evil bully called him a fag and pushed him, so in return he threw a brick at his skull and, when a shop class machine near gutted him, he just watched hoping he'd die.

So yea, BASICALLY an everyman hero.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I love these episodes where there's a little chunk where they get distracted and just make fun of eachother for a sec.

"When you go on a date is it awkward if you both wear the same metal t-shirt?"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Cosplay, like cosine, or costume?

I'm glad that ended in someone making a joke about Lemon's weird pronouncing of things.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cleretic posted:

My favorite recent callback was actually not in the F Plus. Left Handed Radio started up again, and referenced Buff Grandpa from the School Survival episode.

I've been meaning to check that out, good time as any now that the thing that made me laugh super hard is being referenced.

"Grandpa OP..."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
New episode up, apparently about embarrassing weddings. As a catty gay who loves to sneer at stupid wedding pictures to compensate for my own crippling loneliness I expect good things.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Pretty much why I hate these things is I just imagine what are they going to say in fifty years when these pop culture things aren't things anymore.

Like, the reason 'traditional' (there's so loving much in there, there are so many ways to do a 'traditional' wedding) wedding sticks around in cultures is because it's a constant, and based on basic things. You make the bride look pretty, the groom looks respectable, your friends and family come together to celebrate your love, nothing else, just you two.

These weddings aren't that. These are celebrating their love AND Portal/Post Apocalyptic carnival/etc. So when you tell this story down the line you just have this weird out of place lump in your story.

Wedding themes are usually something very important to the couple, and something that pretty much is timeless. Like, I just went to a wedding where the theme was winter, that was the theme, because they met in winter and poo poo like that. When you tell that story in fifty or even ten years you don't have to explain 'winter' to someone, no one will go 'wait winter? What's that?' Your nana understands what winter is, she has a nice winter outfit to wear to a winter wedding that will make a very lovely photo she can show to her friends.

Also there's a lot of poo poo like the poly bullshit one that was 'we're two pagans and an agnostic and it was so hard to find a wedding to fit us' that's just, we get it you're special snowflakes, good for you, there's actually a lot of simple answers to this.

And I'm just gonna say it, if your relationship is so wrapped up in being identified as 'the gamer couple' or whatever, that's not a good thing. I'm a big dumb nerd who loves video games and D&D and wrestling and poo poo, but hopefully when I get married it'll be to a guy who I have more bond with than 'woah you like video games too!'

Beyond that there was just a ton of insufferable writing in those things. Like calling a band called the One Ups who play Metroid music 'subtly nerdy' and poo poo like getting money from your parents AND grandparents to buy a loving gamer barn wedding. That's just objectively insufferable and dumb.

They're not MRAs or whatever, they're not hurting anyone, but they're posting this poo poo in public and it's fair game to snicker at it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I just feel if you're going to do something as serious and big as get married you shouldn't treat it like comic-con or something.

Yea like, you can have a comic book party whenever you want, those are fun, but you (hopefully) have just one wedding, so maybe put some loving effort into it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

MooCowlian posted:

The thing is, this is a lot of effort. The ones where they just went to a renfair are poo poo, but I'd say that fallout one seems pretty well thought through. You can have a comic book party, but I don't think you'll get one you can spend hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars perfecting. They're silly and weird, but I can't really agree it's a wasted opportunity and a choice they were wrong to make.

Honestly, I'm kind of happy that there are people who are willing to go against tradition and celebrate the way they want with the opportunity. It makes the world a stranger and more interesting place.

Explain exactly how this is going against 'tradition' because that's actually the most insufferable part of this. This is still a traditional marriage ceremony it just has a lovely post apocalypse wrapper on it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
An F Plus NOT involving genitals? gently caress that!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea this whole thing feels right on the edge of parody or not, but regardless the readers were so funny about it it didn't matter to me.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The best F Plus episodes are always the ones where you can tell they all enjoyed making it. The sheer glee that accompanied some of the questions just made the episode that much funnier

Yea as fun as it is to hear them get distressed, it's way more fun when it's just 'holy poo poo guys listen to this stupid poo poo this is great'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dragonatrix posted:

New episode! And if I'm reading that description right, it's about a knockoff Kickstarter dedicated solely to sex toys.

This is gonna be great, the bit from the live show about the home made sex toys was golden.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh boy gross fetish poo poo!

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