The F Plus: Terrible Things Read with Enthusiam

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I thought very sincerely about joining the Church of the SubGenius as a stupid 14-year-old, but it cost $30 and had to be done by mail, so I just didn't bother.

In other words: THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO ME, OKAY BYE!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 05:09

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:29

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Sham bam bamina! posted:

I'm impressed by just how lovely that edit was.

A lovely edit was promised, and a lovely edit was delivered, dammit! Principle!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 04:12

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Djeser posted:

MAGICK FOR SALE!!!

https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1039606093146677254

Oh shiiiiiii

I just listened to the djinn episode a few days ago, and I can't wait for more of this crap. Will we get more supernatural butt-touching?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 23:07

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

He entered her weeping opening, pushing himself as far into her warmth as he could

When I got to that line I had to stop the podcast and tell my non-listener partner about it. It is peak HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS poo poo!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 03:13

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

He entered her weeping opening, pushing himself as far into her warmth as he could

When I got to that line I had to stop the podcast and tell my non-listener partner about it. It is peak HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS poo poo!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 03:21

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Midnight Voyager posted:

I cannot hate that Hellsing fanfic writer enough. I initially thought they wanted an editor. And alright, fine, that's a thing people need. But no, it seems like they want someone to just write the loving story based on their 100% barebones direction. I can see why their cowriter ran out on them. It's a loving Ideas Guy but with writing fiction.

Yes, this is what I am choosing to focus on here.

Still better than the Arthur/Rugrats/Rocket Power guy, who sounded like a literal Porn Ideas Guy.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 04:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Djeser posted:

oh man magick fetishists would be a wonderful episode

An entire episode of ads for ~succubus possessed cursed rings~ and people's bad erotic fanfic about their purchases? I am completely down.

I find object-fetish episodes kind of interesting, personally, because there's often some weird sub-fetish lurking there that isn't immediately obvious to me -- like the hoop-earrings guys actually being really gross about possessing/controlling and harming women (all the "oh the earrings I make her wear are SO HEAVY" stuff) and the watch fetishists being into borrowing women's watches to covertly crank off to/on. I agree that the docs can be a little boring if there isn't that angle, though.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 05:05

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I think about Ape Woman's Jalapeno Fudge more than I strictly ought to.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 23:04

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wit posted:

Lol I wasn't, I'm just saying that clips4sale was the funniest of the fetish ones because specifically because of how much variance was in it, everything was a sex thing.

Kind of parallel to this: I've been listening back through the archives, and the car-loving/exhaust-fetish episode is a new favorite of mine because of what diverse kinds of Internet garbage it manages to fit in on that one weird fetish. Yahoo Answers idiots! Bad fanart! "I am for real a girl using my boyfriend's email and forum accounts, you guys!" STDH and dramatic callouts! It's a goddamn feast.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 19:29

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I think I may need to read the doc to figure out that segment and whether or not the kids butt-huffing nitrous were actually trying to open their third eyes

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 05:42

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I attended a cuddle party in college once, but it was a pretty informal "just hang out like normal, but with more physical contact" thing with my friends, and frankly that was weird enough. I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere near one of these things with these goddamn facilitators and exercises and a crowd of strangers.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 20:14

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Yeah, I passed on the fetish catcher, but my internet passport is on its way. I've already spent years as an atrocity tourist; it's time to get my papers in order.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 15:03

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

It is a fat joke.

I believe Benny's pronoun is "he," not "it"

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:03

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Foxhound posted:

I love the topix episode. It goes through so many different characters that aren't really connected. Sort of like the gamefaqs episode. Just odd people that want to share a piece of their lives with everyone.

Yeah, I really kind of love the episodes that are just people who really need to scream their crazy life experiences into the void. Topix, Yahoo Answers, Gamefaqs, a lot of the review episodes where the "reviews" are pure spleen-venting... there's a sort of purity there, I think, of just Internet Dumb People distilled to their essence.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 03:51

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I don't know if I could deal with seeing STOG not PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTYing

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 06:39

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Improbable Lobster posted:

I can sorta get the "normal" amputee fetish stuff but all the people posting about how sexy women with no mouth or no head are just confuse me

A while back, the GBS Deviantart thread had a bunch of posts about the "potgirls" briefly referenced in this episode. Turns out they're (spoilered for :nws:

and general grodiness) women who have been reduced to a head, spine, organs, and sex parts, stuffed in a pot/vase with the head exposed, along with boobs and front-mounted vulvas. There was extensive lore for most of these.

Cold shivers, man. Cold fuckin' shivers.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 15:02

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T-man posted:

The Matrix, but sexy. Am I a fool to consider forced feminization bimbo politics in the nolimbs star system? Staring Keanu Reeves? And its still about being a trans woman. Also anime. Fplus: The Movie.

In the immortal words of Deviantart user TheTomac: "you may have a brain problem"

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 00:43

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I can't get over that site literally having a Swords section. Swords!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 10:46

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Wrestlepig posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1088184670821539840

My favorite part of erotic-roleplay episodes will always be the posters screaming fruitlessly into the void. Godspeed, Mighty Woman, and may you one day find someone with your sphere fetish to post walls of text at.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 15:43

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I know this probably marks me as a Prudish Internet Old(tm), but I hate the modern gross-nerd usage of the word "lewd." The combination of Tales of Ribaldry-style tweeness and the fact that the material being discussed is almost always revolting just gives me shivers.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 05:10

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I wish I could draw, because the world needs fanart of the dude hitting his concrete deck repeatedly with the plastic shillelagh-oid. IMPACT RESISTANT!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 15:58

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I am deeply concerned by the reference to "Gargamel ahegao" at the end of that ep

# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 05:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I'm not actually sure I can do a whole episode of that guy. Jesus.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 19:25

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Listening backwards though the archive and finally getting to the original PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY was a beautiful moment.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 20:34

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SalTheBard posted:

Just discovered this podcast today. Listened to Cuddle Party and am now listening to SWORDS. I have some catching up to do!

EDIT: Are there any "must listen" episodes?

It really depends on your level of interest in various gross topics. The ones about complaint websites and Wikihow are really good and not too grody, though.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 00:33

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Arrhythmia posted:

My all time favorite is the episode about car fuckers

Is that the car exhaust fetish episode? That's also one of my highlights, just for the wide variety of batshit at play. Some of the fetish episodes can get kind of samey ("I just had the trashiest orgasm!" "ME TOO FRIEND"), but that one's gold all the way through.

Also recommended in that regard: the clown fetish episode, which is a rougher listen but has a lot of really bizarre spins on its content. (Also the gag about clown physician assistant Silly getting no respect after years of clown medical college does me in, but that's probably just me.)

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 05:36

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Deformed Church posted:

Audiophiles is one of my personal favourites, you really owe it to yourself to know more about Patrick82.

Oh poo poo, yeah, Patrick82 is important

I also recommend the Cheevos episode to learn about the man/myth/legend that is Bboy360

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 15:43

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Dreamsicle posted:

Also why has no one said school survival? Adam's whiny teenager voice is amazing.

I remain disappointed that we've never had another use of the "buff grandpa" tag.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 17:05

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Yeah, that's a good episode, but fair warning: most of it is about extremely sad, delusional dudes pretending their sex toys have personalities, and most of the rest is about mommy issues

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 19:17

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Waffleman_ posted:

That Thing You Like In Pain was the roughest one for me to get through, personally. I still haven't ever relistened to it.

I love that episode, but it's really laser-focused on my kind of atrocity tourism. If you're not a bad-fanfic hunter and/or you don't have an iron stomach for sadistic fanfic garbage, I can't blame you for not enjoying it.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 21:15

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Bunnybread is a guycanthrope, like Sherlock

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 21:25

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T-man posted:

Looking for a feeder to buy me weed, munchies. No touching or in person interaction, clothed pics only, $750 a month.

I guaran-loving-tee you would get takers for this

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 05:34

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ShellGame posted:

More Extra Credit, more experts on the Smurfs. You're welcome!

I just finished this episode tonight, and I have so many questions. Are Vicgeorge and the "Hero Smurf" guy from the previous episode different people? Which one of them first wrote about Smurf erotic dreams / lust frenzies that can only be cured by loving a doll in the image of your crush object, and which one just ripped the other guy off? I mean, it can't be a coincidence. Right?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 11:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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ParserGirl posted:

I found it on the previous page, linked by user “a dozen swans.”

I’ve been going back through the FPlus archives to find episodes I skipped over.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-f-plus/id334184087?mt=2&i=1000351510818

Crazy monkey moms and punitive dentistry!

I listened to this one recently and was deeply divided on it. On one hand... animal abuse. On the other, one of the single stupidest people in the history of the podcast, whom I don't even feel guilty getting schadenfreude from since she's a loving monkey mom. In conclusion, that episode is a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 04:50

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Once there was a man
He was a dragon-man
Well, he was a dragon-man demon lord
But he was still INFOWAAAAAAAARS!

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 23:48

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I appreciate how the Fantasy Feeders recipes are functioning on the raw-food-episode level. THROW THAT poo poo IN A BLENDER

# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 07:02

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I "like" what a goddamn afterthought the actual sex-toy part is. Is that even a full masturbator, or just a rubber hole stuck on some styrofoam?

Why am I thinking about this? What have I become?

# ¿ May 11, 2019 04:23

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

Not sure why you guys are taking a dumb joke so seriously. They also did a dick computer for the ladies (it's pink and made out of that Barbie PC from the '90s). It's just lazy "comedy" about gender stereotypes.

My assumption is that, like "ironic" pornography, every "joke" sex toy ever made has been used in dead earnest by somebody

# ¿ May 11, 2019 09:12

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

I guess they put a rear-view mirror on it because someone would actually need to check behind himself for the boss. Give me a break.

That's fair enough. I guess the reason I thought about this at all is that, while a lot of it is obviously a joke, the namedrop for a specific porn-star-branded orifice gave it more of the feeling of the queasy, inside-jokey attempts at "humor" that you see in fetish or otherwise obsessive Internet communities -- "ha ha ha, isn't this so FUNNY and WEIRD and SO TRUE and I'm gonna keep doing it in earnest forever." I feel like someone has definitely built and hosed that thing, although they probably didn't bother to install the "peripherals."

Having just listened to the episode today, I confess I'm more baffled by the pepper-and-asparagus tickler, which I'm kind of desperately hoping is also a joke. Let's not even get started on "The (urgh) Fondler"

# ¿ May 12, 2019 10:54

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:29

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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How much of that doc would just be the Silent Hill wiki guy?

# ¿ May 18, 2019 04:46

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