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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It was rough to listen to at times because these dudes 100% legit hate women and there's no 'oh gross that's how he gets off'

Some of that stuff is totally stuff MRA types would get off to.

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

From what I can gather it's like meditating, then you imagine a different self who's able to help you with your whatever stuff, which I find immensely less interesting than the system they were coming up with where you go into the universe where you've got an amazing girlfriend and steal her.

(My favorite part of this one was the 'my doppelganger told me to take a dirigible ride to the bahamas and that's not even possible' line.)

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Chwoka posted:

WikiHow episodes and food episodes.

Seconding food episodes. It's how I introduced my parents to the podcast, when we were on a trip and needed something to listen to on a long car ride.

"It's like...like a radio show, but they do it over the internet. And they read bad things. Like funny bad things. Like terrible recipes."

I'll look through and find the ones I think are fairly worksafe but I can't be sure that they don't veer off on tangents.

4: You've Got A Friend (internet support group)
6: Too Much Paranoias (gang stalking/true forced loneliness)
9: Transformers Radio Variety Hour (bad Transformers fanfiction)
13: Faster Pussycat, Ki! Ki! (Dragonball Z is real)
15: An Otherworldly Experience (Digimon are real)
18: Cut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort (whiny teenagers)
19: So Far I Have Not Found The Science (Mythbusters forum and furry webcomic) note: might have weirdly sexual stuff about Kari
20: Idyll Hands And The Devi's Workshop (bad poetry)
23: Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio (racism) note: racism may not be work safe depending on workplace
The Lost Episode: The Christmas Offensive (war on Christmas)
27: Sub Sub Pop (bad unsigned bands)
29: The Netflix Revue (movie reviews from Netflix)
32: Excessive, Overwraught, and Annoying (Pitchfork music reviews)
43: My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion (super bad fanfics)
59: Planet Moneygrubber (kickstarter)
64: Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse (is x legal?)
65: God Bless You, Water Woman (dolphins and bigfoot)
75: If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half (stoner science conspiracy theories)
83: Just The 160,000 Of Us (tumblr multiples/headmates) note: has one section about non-real quasi-rape
94: I'm Really More Of An Idea Guy (dumb inventions)
96: HOCUS BOGUS! (magic spells)
??: A San Francisco Podcast (raw food)

Djeser fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 7, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Troper Tales is a great episode, but there is the section where they talk about what Tropers have named their genitals.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Just went up today, the new episode: Episode 105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything. Haven't listened to it yet, but it's about a site where people offer expert consulting advice for as low as $1.99 for fields such as 'sex toy expert'!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

It's been deleted now but for a short while Onideus, the web developer/adult baby fetish guy from the 100th episode exskaviganska, was posting in the comments on Episode 100, gloating about how he was the admin of Encyclopedia Dramatica and how much higher ED's ranking was than The F Plus.

He also seemed a bit confused by the idea of a podcast.

While the comments are now gone, he also bragged about a book which he was writing, and all the research he had done for it.

Have a look at the topics he had in mind:

My favorites are: 'Technology - Internet - Crushing Noob Website Dreams', 'Society - Racism - Poverty, Not Skin Color', everything under 'Religions - Christians', that 'Personal - Work' is comprised of Wal-Mart and a video store, 'Animals - Anthropomorphism' and 'Technology - Internet - Reality Manipulation Art & Troll Conspiracies'.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I'm not yet fifteen minutes in, but Mike Tyson's ghost and Ulililia listening to Richard Marx have been amazing already.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haven't heard yet but I legit am unsure if this is a fandom thing where they love the MOVIE Loki, or if this is that weird pagan branch of people who claim gods as spouses as if that's a thing.

Both are sad and hilarious in their own way, so there's no wrong answer here.

I've finished listening to it and the thing is that I still don't know. And neither did anyone reading. In the outro they admitted that they didn't know what the hell was going on.

I don't know what it was though but the jokes were amazing this time around. Like above and beyond the usual sarcasm, they were making jokes and it just kept going.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Vagueabond posted:

If you find a term online you don't know, it can often help to urbandictionary it.

The only one I couldn't find through a quick google was 11 series and that took me only a slightly more in-depth google.

But, for reference: pogue is someone in a non-combatant position, OIF is Operation Iraqi Freedom, DCU is the desert camo uniform, 11 series means infantry.

Basically the guy probably sat behind a desk all day.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I don't know whether I want to listen to the new episode while getting buttfucked by Loki, or to listen to it while I'm meeting a dragoness on the astral plane to take imprints of her pussy for my furry sex toy store.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

TontoCorazon posted:

Why do Russians hate the podcast?

They're annoyed about that one Russian midget joke about how they'd do the dance.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

When are we going to get to hear Time-Delayed Jizz Skamb live in concert?

edit: Bunnybread's Portaxx imitation :magical:

Djeser fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Sep 27, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Finally, a thematic complement to the inflation fetish episode!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Only $250 bucks to get the GAMERTAG of the guy who came up with BattleStrap so you can play against him in Halo!

In F Plus terms that's 25 Ballp.it accounts, 25 renditions of the F Plus Theme or Thanks, Stog, or TEN Gamers Hip Clips!

That's a DEAL you can't REFUSE!!!!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Invisible Ted posted:

I'm trying to figure out what episode it was in, where (I think) Adam Bozarth is yelling about his clothes shrinking in the wash, as well as the fact that someone took his Snickers (I had five snickers, now there's three. No, listen MY CLOTHES SHRUNK IN THE WASH!)

I want to say Lokiwives but it's possible it was one of the conspiracy/demon episodes.

e: Lokiwives, when they're reading the haikus. About 36 minutes in.

Djeser fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Nov 3, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Honestly what he's describing in the story sounds more like video dating. You just kinda make a one-sided conversation and then I guess you get matched up with people whose conversation meshed with yours.

That isn't really how humans talk but nothing will get in the way of spergbot dating. :goleft:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

National Novel Writing Month is when a bunch of people try to write 50,000 words in a month. All of these words are terrible.

And thus, the NaNoWriMo episode arrives with one week to go in November.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I wanna read the adventures of Blissfahan and his jujitsu.

I want to read more about Sparky the Axolotl Wizard.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I too listen to the F Plus as I'm going to bed.

It's not the worst though, the worst is listening to it during work and having to answer 'what are you giggling about' with something other than 'this guy who fucks a teddy bear lives with his mother'.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

gently caress

gently caress

gently caress



e: lemon's exasperation summons portaxx this is best episode

Djeser fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Dec 9, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Really? I don't think she was in that, and she's not listed as one of the readers. I just figured she was busy drawing dragons (rarr rarr).

It's sad that honestly I was prepared for most of the brony stuff. While there was some new stuff, a lot of it (tulpas and the guy who's married to Twilight Sparkle) is stuff I already know about. It was still a great episode, just less of a trip into terrifying unknowns like the clown episode.

However this whole post is just an excuse to post this from the NaNoWriMo episode's comments.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Sort of a cartoon which sort of makes the Left Handed Radio skits they're based on less funny. :colbert:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

It's when you hear about trash fetish and go "Oh all right that sounds more pleasant than some" that you really need to stop listening to F Plus so much.

Especially at work.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Cleretic posted:

I'm kind of surprised how not disgusting this episode was. I was expecting to be retching constantly, but there was no mention of bin juice, or amorphous disgusting blobs of ex-food, or anything like that. Just... people in garbage bags, trying not to be seen in garbage bags.

There's a definite difference between what I'd call the 'fetish' episodes and the 'kink' episodes. Kink episodes are where people who were into mildly deviant things wanted to get more extreme. For instance, adult babies or clown porn, which both had pretty heavy BDSM overtones and were both really gross. Then there's the 'fetish' episodes, like eyeglasses or sinking, where the focus isn't so much on 'sex but we're clowns/babies' but on the material that, while relatively tame to the outsider, is clearly how the people are getting off.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Lemon posted:

Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate and Matt, based on a tip from Djeser at Something Awful

I'm internet podcast famous :aaaaa:

Djeser fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 29, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I am brought low by those more podcast famous than me. :negative:

I was legitimately giddy to hear that there was a Dozerfleet episode. He's Ulililia without the heart of gold, or like if CWC wrote his own Conservapedia articles.

Every detail is on that wiki. The file structure of his desktop computers. Every trivial life event. Pictures of the girls he creeped on. (:gonk:)

I totally believe Lemon when he said they went way over time while recording it. Every section on the wiki has enough content for an episode. I've been meaning to do something with one of the books Dozerfleet released for free, but it's just so much.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Grondoth posted:

They want the hitting parts of BDSM without the stipulation that everyone involved is totally cool with what's happening.
Taking this into consideration...

NoUU posted:

That blog from the last thing they read is loving disturbing.

:nws: http://gettingspankedasneeded.blogspot.ca/2013/12/malled-at-mall.html :nws:
What's the odds that this was written by the guy and not the wife? Personally I'd say about 90% sure this dude is roleplaying as his wife.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Constable Lemon posted:

Everything that the person who wanted the world to be obese said needs to be on the Wrongest Things card game. "If everyone was fat, there would be no need for slaves!"

I think when the "everything kills people, just most of them slowly" line came up while discussing Experience Project on ballp.it, my immediate thought was that it was The Wrongest Things' tagline.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

With all those phallucies was the F Plus trying to hypnotize me into being gay? :mad:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I started one friend with butt ghosts. :getin:

Personally though, fanfic episodes are my first time recommendation. Either Roy Orbison or Garfield rocking out to Dio.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

steinrokkan posted:

I don't see any related topics on the BP, but quite frankly, if it's somebody on tumblr, I don't see how this "affair" warrants more attention than an annoyed sight. Their credentials is being a random person with a keyboard.

It's more in depth than that, apparently. The person who made the comment about not liking The F Plus has been someone who's accused Portaxx of stalking them, among other things, ever since Portaxx said she didn't want to work with him because he had a porn gallery that made her uncomfortable.

It's weird and awkward and ridiculous but not in a fun ridiculist sort of way.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Episode 74: Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

My absolute favorite part of that episode is the build up to when they're doing the adventure game and there's the line "you are completely wrapped up in glub glub!"

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

TetsuoTW posted:

Are you telling me that they aren't paggans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dwM8FV0f7E

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

They've been doing a lot of callbacks recently and I remember at least two point to schlong jokes.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Gimnbo posted:

Yeah I didn't feel this episode was as strong because I couldn't really do more than roll my eyes a lot at the stuff being read. These really sound like run of the mill nerds who got lucky in the human connection lottery and it's hard to poo poo on them too hard for doing what they want. The big moral of the episode, as Lemon says, is that if you have an open bar you can do whatever you want with your celebration.

There was also a pleasing lack of cake jokes in the stuff being read, or my mind autoblocked them.

Your mind has better content filters than mine, then.

There were two Portal jokes within twenty seconds of each other, one with cake (though it wasn't "the cake is a lie" at least), and that one was also followed with a callout to Portal in case anyone missed it.

I like this episode because it's not terrible, it's just mostly dumb, and I think there's a lot of good stuff you can do when your material is just dumb and annoying as opposed to actively infuriating or gross or fetishy or any combination of the three. Part of it also is how firmly all of these weddings hit the most obvious stereotypes of nerds. I agree with Lemon's sentiment that what most of these people needed was to focus, because their weddings were just a hodgepodge of references. (Twin Peaks wedding, while more focused, was dumb in a planned-by-a-marketing-executive way.) If you want to do a Skyrim wedding that's cool but when you have a Skyrim Wii Gears of Portal Fallout Carnival wedding and call people "bridesdudes" then you're being ridiculous and hence perfect fodder for ridiculists.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

To put it shortly, these people are making weddings to show how nerdy and cool and quirky they are to other people. Like in most areas, if you're trying to show off how weird you are to other people, that's easily mockable. See: Troper Tales.

I wish you hadn't mentioned the steampunk wedding, because now I have to read it. Because I hate steampunk.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

If you want to go against tradition, get married in some civil servant's office and then go out drinking with your friends.

Replace "go out drinking with your friends" with whatever nerd thing you do, you goony fucks. Get married and then go to a con dressed up as Cecil and Rosa from Final Fantasy and go to the nerd rave with your cosplaying buddies where the DJ plays a trance remix of the Final Fantasy prelude.

If you turn it into a "nerd wedding" to go against tradition, all you're saying is that you want to go against tradition, but you're too uncreative to do anything but stick pixels and Portal jokes onto the tradition.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

:siren: WELL KNOWN FOOD PLACE JOKES INCOMING :siren:

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Soory, paggans :(

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