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Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Holy crap, run don't walk towards Episode 106 about Lokiwives.

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Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I thought the jingle was fantastic. My cat didn't.

Lemon had a bunch of good lines this episode. I do love Isfahan's (I think it's him) Old Tyme Accent Voice, though, it works so well for reading stupid poo poo.

EDIT: Okay, Thank You Stog is amazing too.

Bean fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Oct 6, 2013

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Look, I know someone that likes Supernatural. To make it better, she's one of those sorts, that reads that sort of fanfiction. She's even been to some sort of Supernatural convention in Vegas.

If she has a viewing party at her house, I can (and have before) tell her to get hosed because I'm not going over there to sit still, stare at a screen, and listen to her loving ships and feels for an evening. Let's say she has a wedding, and decides to make it Supernatural themed. I'm now damned if I do and damned if I don't: if I care enough about her, I don't want to miss her wedding, that's hopefully a once in a lifetime thing and I'd like to support her. But holy poo poo, I'm not sure how I'd keep from reacting physically in the church if her and Mr. Groom were dressed up as Sam and Dean except with tails because apparently wolf loving is a thing to Supernatural nerds and the officiant had hugeass angel wings and a trench coat and they were reading something off from the show.

That's what it was for me, trapping your friends and family and forcing them into your dumbassery for a day. Also, the fact that you were committing dumbassery in the first place.

I loving loved this episode by the way.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The only thing that makes me think that BBoy is for real is his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/danparker276

I mean, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVDGqv8EKYE

Here's the movie that the world was sadly denied: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Bb64RMU2Q

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Holy crapola, what time, and where can I get the link? I don't see it on the website.

YouTube streams better work with Chromecast.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Sitting Here posted:

Is this where I can come point out that Boots Raingear sounds like the nicest person ever? Like most of F Plus have distinct voices, but for some reason Boots just sounds like someone who would be particularly pleasant to have a beer with.

To add on to the "matching voices with pictures" game, I'm betting that Acier is one of those dudes that's just pretty. Like, anime pretty boy pretty.

Also the latest episode was incredible. Totally one of my favorites now.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Have you all considered live streaming F Plus Live? I'd easily pay for access.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I felt like the overarching idea was that these twerps were wanting money for what they WILL do, not what they are doing. The market shouldn't work like that. You don't give the grocery store money because they'll go to the field and pick corn for you, you go to the grocery store and get corn, and then give them money. They already HAVE the corn. You also don't put money in a jar at the front of the store hoping that they'll get carrots, you wait for them to get carrots in, then you buy them.

I am so all for ripping into please give me money sites. gently caress kick starter. It's turned everyone on the Internet into someone with their hand out. I'd love to see The F Plus take on GoFundMe, that place is full of "Welp you guys my master plan of sitting around and reblogging bullshit on Tumblr didn't somehow pay my rent, please help!"

Or the loving vet bills. Those are so scammy.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I've always wanted to compose a doc strictly of This Is Thin Privilege submissions, but I can't read that site for longer than 10 seconds without snapping.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I loved the new episode. Dr. Dickpunch had me on the floor.

I think it could have really used Isfahan, though, between all the gun stuff and the fake military porn.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I dunno, if I'm buying an FPlus shirt, I'd probably like it to say, you know, "FPlus." Maybe with the logo.

Also maybe not be weirdly hideous?

Alternative shirt idea would be selected lines from the adult babies episode. (Please do not actually do this.)

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The Finland rap battle may be the most incredible thing ever on this podcast. A+ would listen to again.

I have no idea why Ballp.it thinks this episode was slow, I could listen to six more of these.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The joy of Lou Reads is that Lou sounds like loving NPR.

Isfahan's impression of him was magical.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Added Space posted:

A lot of it stems from Lemon, who thinks that a lot of people are hiding nefarious and violent motives behind their odd quirks. You might say it's a joke most of the time, but sometimes he sounds dead serious. Such as the end of the Plush Lovers episodes, where he said with apparent seriousness that people were dangerously violent because they cut a hole in a plush animal one time and had completely non-violent fantasies about inanimate objects.

I agree about Lemon a little bit, but come on, man: these people were taking something that wasn't meant to be a sexual object, declaring it the love of their life, stabbing it open with a knife and then loving it. That's pretty drat violent.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I looked up Harry Potter tai chi. It is literally loving around in a Unitarian church with a wand.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Lumbermouth posted:

Holy poo poo, the 'How Not To Be Afraid Of Upstairs' article might be the most inexplicable thing I've ever heard on the podcast.

When I was a kid, I was scared of upstairs at night because I'm super scared of the dark. I'd stay downstairs on the computer because it was a source of light. That article sounded like something I would have written if I were a complete dumbass.

As is, I knew that toilets weren't flushing because of ghosts (what the hell), so I made myself a mix CD of super happy, super stupid music that was so over the top that I knew I couldn't be afraid while I listened to it. Seriously, the Hamtaro theme got me over my fear of upstairs.

One second, I should go edit wikihow.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The first time I listened to adult babies, I was eating. I stopped pretty quick.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

vmdvr posted:

I have to say, I kinda miss the fplus theme song. It was surprisingly catchy if you like terrible things (sung with enthusiasm!)

I don't know if you're talking about the awful jingle or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDb9Zl00lNY

I really like the song I linked to, though. I wish they'd stuck with it.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Aren't they all in Seatlle right now? Some sort of F Plus summit? I'm pretending it's an F Plus summit.

I'd like to pretend that all the F Plus readers are broken human beings because of what they do. "Sir, can I take your order?" "Yes, I'd like a slice of pizza, and please, no maggots. I don't intend to gently caress my meal tonight."

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Equeen posted:

I don't really see the issue of Portaxx getting upset over creepy, misogynistic Pokemon fan fiction. But I will admit that she and Lemon were a bit self-righteous in the Patreon episode.

My thing about the Patreon episode was that, if you can draw, and I assume Portaxx can, why the hell wouldn't you sucker folks out of their money on Patreon? Just come up with some insane fanbait project and go to town. Of course, I have no integrity, if I were looking for money and could draw the first place I'd turn to is horrifying furry porn. That poo poo pays better than most jobs you can get with a degree.

My impression with Portaxx's frustration over Autism Speaks is that Tumblr hates it, and sometimes Tumblr's opinion of things is so lovely that you'll disagree with them no matter what.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Like, I think the Patreon episode was a little wacky, but after that I 600% agree with Lemon. Down with crowdfunding.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Why do I need a cat with a pony tail stuck to anything?

The F Plus has such a cool, classy logo. I have no idea why they can't just put it on poo poo and call it a day. The hoodies looked so nice, but I wanted one with a small F in a circle, not a huge loving dump truck and some screed about fried chicken.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I have a fairly strong constitution. In general, I can hear or read any sort of nasty poo poo, so long as I don't have to look at it.

I remember one day sitting down with my lunch to listen to some F Plus. It was Adult Babies.

I had to shut it off. It was a first for me, but it's hard to eat while someone talks to you about how to freeze your cummies.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Squint posted:

Acierocolotl is back, baby!

One thing I love about FPlus is that with every new episode, I find myself going, "Oh hot drat, it's that guy!" There are so many lovable readers.

I always find myself missing a few too, but you can't have everyone on a new episode, as much as I want it.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I submitted a question for Adjudicated Guess! It was kind of complicated, so I'm not offended if you don't read it. But goddamn, you guys need some arts questions in there. I'm going to keep thinking.

I once read that your Harry Potter house tells you WAY more about yourself than your MBTI score or your horoscope and that makes me happy.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

This episode is really good at painting a dystopian hellscape. I feel for the guy who's eating soylent because he's not allowed any breaks at what I assume is his tech job.

This guy described my job to a 700% tee, I'm a teacher. The American public already assumes you sit all day with your thumb in your rear end while 24 children swing from the ceiling learning nothing, and now you want five minutes to pee?!

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
One thing I like about Lemon as a host is that he knows all of the ridiculists are funny people, he knows how to get a good performance out of everyone, and he's genuinely happy when they do well. He's got no ego about it, he's just there for funny poo poo.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
I'm doing my summer long F Plus relisten -- it's seriously not summer until I hear F Plus 100. The furry drama poo poo is beautiful. Just beautiful.

Every year I'm pleasantly surprised by how hilarious Loki Wives is. It's my second favorite (first being Sherlock asexual cuddling porn) but goddamn is that a close second. Want to party with Mortal Husband.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Did I hear that wrong, wasn't the sex party going to start with drugs and/or alcohol?

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Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The entire final chunk with Jimmy Franks just about had me on the floor laughing

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