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Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
My favorite recent STOG moment was him attempting to rap a post because it contained the phrase "I'm here to say".

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I'm partial to his masturbation game show theme set to "Spanish Flea".

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

L E T M E H E A R Y O U H O L L E R

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
She thinks my sex are spexy; they really turn her on...

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Seagull posted:

hey, which episode is it that stog talks about freeballing

i want to hear him say freeballing again

He's got a Fiverr if you want to pay him to say all kinds of things! I should figure out how to host the things I've gotten from him.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
Lemon should buy the THANKS.STOG domain so he can put his stuff up there.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
STOG is a wonder of the world.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Rumda posted:

STOG is a wonder of the world.

"a"?

Tell me, have you ever seen the Statue of Zeus, the Colossus of Rhodes, and STOG in a room at the same time, hmm?

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Every time I listen to "The Ace and Cakes," I lose it the moment I hear STOG's mexican accent talking about masturbation.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Robviously posted:

Every time I listen to "The Ace and Cakes," I lose it the moment I hear STOG's mexican accent talking about masturbation.

gently caress that's my favorite stog moment too

Másturbacción

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost
As promised, here are things I've paid for STOG to read:

1) Juggalo rap-off
2) Pretend to be another Rediculist

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx
Give STOG five bucks. Or ten bucks, or several bucks. I asked him to read a small collection of Jaden Smith tweets, and now I have a delightful collection of system notification sounds.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

dijon du jour posted:

"a"?

Tell me, have you ever seen the Statue of Zeus, the Colossus of Rhodes, and STOG in a room at the same time, hmm?

No but when I was I Rhodes last year I did almost think I could hear him.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Lamprey Cannon posted:

Give STOG five bucks. Or ten bucks, or several bucks. I asked him to read a small collection of Jaden Smith tweets, and now I have a delightful collection of system notification sounds.

Personally I like to give him a broad concept and see what he comes up with. So far I have yet to be disappointed in the stuff he comes up with!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I would play purple.drank

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

Oh hey look what just dropped

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
i threw up making this for you people

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I've heard it's good. My brother gave it a listen and thought I was kidding about pornhub cheevos. Said it came up within ten minutes

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
So the F Plus literally has the tag "great britain's greatest perverts"-why is there so much F Plus content coming out from England?

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jul 29, 2016

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

Benny the Snake posted:

So the F Plus literally has the tag "great britain's greatest perverts"-why is there so much F Plus content coming out from England?

I have no idea.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ze retourn of Acier!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Benny the Snake posted:

So the F Plus literally has the tag "great britain's greatest perverts"-why is there so much F Plus content coming out from England?

If it leaves you asking "how did you even get that fetish?", chances it's from Britain.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Benny the Snake posted:

So the F Plus literally has the tag "great britain's greatest perverts"-why is there so much F Plus content coming out from England?

Because as the second largest Anglophone country likely to be posting on the internet, along with generally better internet access than the us, there just tends to be a lot of Brits on the internet, and since foreign idioms tend to stick out more than local ones they identify themselves, then it becomes a Thing and people cherry pick content.

That and the latent Victorian repression.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Rumda posted:

That and the latent Victorian repression.
That explains everything. Thanks.

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

dijon du jour posted:

"a"?

Tell me, have you ever seen the Statue of Zeus, the Colossus of Rhodes, and STOG in a room at the same time, hmm?

He did strike me as much taller than I had expected at F Plus Live 4.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Alaois posted:

I would play purple.drank

Yes, me too. This needs to be a thing.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
I absolutely loved it when the Shroomery guy popped up in the documents. It gives a little feeling of continuity to this big ol internet of ours when subjects cross over and bump into each other.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
GET OFF MY loving HARD DRIVE PORNHUB

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

Brett is the hero that Pornhub needs, but not the one it deserves right now.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
do not respect Brett, he was into the real gross "upload a photo of someone you know" idea

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
Acierocolotl is back, baby!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Squint posted:

Acierocolotl is back, baby!

I'll celebrate with some authentic microwave roux!

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Squint posted:

Acierocolotl is back, baby!

One thing I love about FPlus is that with every new episode, I find myself going, "Oh hot drat, it's that guy!" There are so many lovable readers.

I always find myself missing a few too, but you can't have everyone on a new episode, as much as I want it.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I can't decide whether my favorite was BRAD BERGER or that Final Fantasy guy who didn't understand that Pornhub doesn't personally produce all porn on their site.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I can't decide whether my favorite was BRAD BERGER or that Final Fantasy guy who didn't understand that Pornhub doesn't personally produce all porn on their site.

My favorite thing about FF guy is that he listed the ladies he wanted to see, then every possible pairing of those ladies afterwards.

Yaknow, instead of just saying "Any pairings of (characters I, the person paraphrasing this post, don't care to list)"

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

My favorite thing about FF guy is that he listed the ladies he wanted to see, then every possible pairing of those ladies afterwards.

Yaknow, instead of just saying "Any pairings of (characters I, the person paraphrasing this post, don't care to list)"

I like to believe he intentionally missed one, just to let them know he DIDN'T want to see Lightning and Lulu porn.

The Vosgian Beast fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Jul 31, 2016

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I like to believe he intentionally missed one, just to let them know he DIDN'T want to see Lightning and Lulu porn.

But don't you see, they're from two different games in the series! This means my cum isn't canon!

...now I'm trying to remember which episode was the one that joked about non-canonical cum.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

DemonTrigger posted:

But don't you see, they're from two different games in the series! This means my cum isn't canon!

...now I'm trying to remember which episode was the one that joked about non-canonical cum.

I think that was the m-preg episode. The subjects were talking about these super elaborate fantasy worlds they've come up with while masturbating where men get prego.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

dijon du jour posted:

I think that was the m-preg episode. The subjects were talking about these super elaborate fantasy worlds they've come up with while masturbating where men get prego.

Ugh. If you're going to jerk it, don't do it in the pasta aisle. Do it in the tissues aisle.

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