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DarkPumpkin
Feb 22, 2007
wtf is a Title text
Oh we're sharing idiots in basic stories?

I was in basic training with a guy who had the poo poo stomped out of him for pointing his rifle at a drill sgt when he swung around to answer a question. This is after being sold several hundred times (it felt like) to never point the rifle anywhere but down range.

I also saw a guy run around the CS Gas chamber flapping his like a chicken and screaming. He kept bouncing off walls and eventually knocked over the gas burner. :v:

:edit: Forgot the hero of our entire training. Guy got kicked out the last week of training because it turned out he had been sneaking to the main base PX 2 times a week and looting the electronics section. Heard he made quite the sum off of stolen GBA's sold to other privates. It was only discovered because we had a locker inspection the last week and over 10 people had a GBA suddenly in there locker or bed.

DarkPumpkin fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Nov 28, 2012

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