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The Stupid Hat
May 6, 2007
Just here to lurk

Dr. Tough posted:

I used to work for a county government in Arizona. One day the police dropped off a new report. The night before, some kids had been throwing water balloons at passing cars. Well somehow or another they managed to smash some poor family's car window with one and got arrested for criminal damage and assault. Well it turns out that they had both just graduated high school and one of them was going to go to the US Naval Academy in the fall. Not anymore!

Interestingly, nearly the exact same thing happened while I was TDY to Huachuca in 2003. A couple of kids from the 33W AIT went riding down Fry Boulevard (the main thoroughfare in Sierra Vista, the same road that leads up to the main gate of post) and were throwing water balloons at passerby. One of the guys doused a woman in a convertable. The problem was is that her husband was the MP NCOIC at the main gate that night. She made a call on her cell phone to her husband and described the car, and they were apprehended at the gate by a rightly furious E6.

I walked into the company AO the next morning and could hear the senior drill screaming at this knucklehead even though I was on the other side of the orderly room and his door was closed.

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