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AB posted:I called it that because I can't remember the acronym for it. It's whatever that little black box is that we use to fill radios. ANCD. Or that newer touchscreen one that I forget the name of.
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iceslice posted:At the risk of sounding like a weirdo I think wearing things you don't earn is bad luck. I always figure the day you go out and buy that poo poo for your self is the day you fail out of whatever you're trying to get. Gotta stay hungry some how, even if its for a little piece of cloth you're just not "allowed to buy." After our OSUT graduation, dude with an 18X contract proceeds to buy anything at ranger joe's that has airborne wings on it. T-shirt, hat, zippo, etc. Even gets airborne wings tattooed on his chest. He then proceeds to fail the PT test at airborne school and never gets his wings.
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Mike-o posted:Also, I loved my deployment stache, and I gave no fucks If i recall correctly from the stache-off yours was pretty boss anyways.
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Beria posted:e6 and below say it ironically to mock the navy HEY HIGHSPEED/SHIPMATE/DEBBADAWG!!!! Does the air force even have anything?
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Icon Of Sin posted:A different note: one of my squad leaders came in one morning and declared " Reminds me of this time in OSUT when like half the platoon crowded around a bathroom stall to watch a dude give himself an enema. They also did the same when one dude took a bet that he could jerk off with icy hot.
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hey my wife helped me wax my butthole, who wants to see 
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DUDE THAT poo poo AIN'T RIGHT did it hurt very much?"
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Mortabis posted:Oh christ, those stupid loving things. Seriously, what the gently caress is this poo poo?
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Scratch Monkey posted:What do they do to a guy who tries to blow off his CO and walk out? Chapter him out with an honorable discharge ask me how I know
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My last year in the army I moved to the sniper section in HHC. This was my first real exposure to an HHC, had always been in a line company up to that point. The support platoon had a fueler who was a sovereign citizen, would just blow off his whole chain of command for a week, then he'd show up to work and be somewhat normal, when he wasn't walking around with a Morraccan flag draped around him and wearing a fez. Then he'd go back to blowing off his chain of command and not showing up to work etc etc. He was brought before the battalion commander multiple times for article 15s and every time after speaking to the BC it'd get dropped and nothing ever happened to him. He was also a really good boxer and made the unit look good during USAREUR boxing tournaments. They eventually chaptered him out for I don't remember what but I remember he ended up leaving with an honorable discharge. edit: this was in 2011 by the way. LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 7, 2013 |
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Pufflekins posted:Yea, but my boner was killed when we started throwing grenades shortly after. God grenades are underwhelming. God, this. I remember them still being fairly impressive in basic but then we used some in Iraq and it was like what, I remember these things being a lot more impressive.
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Firing RPG-7s in Bulgaria was pretty cool.
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Martello posted:2/2SCR went to Bulgaria for a mini-MRE. It was loving awesome, at least as a PL. We did STX, LFX, everything, and we actually had open ground to drive Strykers all over the place as well as hills and trees to hide in, and urban areas to do MOUT. The MWR trips to Burgas and Sunny Beach were also legit. More big tits and cameltoe than I've seen anywhere else put together. Not sure if cameltoe is a good thing but it was at least intriguing. 2 SCR and 172nd switch off. We got to walk everywhere which loving sucked. The Bulgarians actually refused to come along at some points cause they were all like "gently caress this this poo poo's stupid why we walking this much, last time 2 SCR was here we got to ride in helicopters and poo poo." Sunny Beach was definitely cool though, Mamaia Beach in Romania was even cooler though. Also yes I banged a forest hooker in Bulgaria.
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Well I guess it was more of a roadside hooker that I banged in the forest next to the road after parking the NTV in there. We were ADVON and me and another dude were going around and checking out the training area, saw a surprisingly legitimately good looking hooker as we drove down the road and figured hey why not. From what the Bulgarians said I overpaid by paying 5 Euros but w/e, 9/10 would do again.
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KetTarma posted:
Why would this be a fakepost? Having been driven through Bulgaria and Romania and seeing the amount of hookers EVERYWHERE it's entirely believable.
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Martello posted:Real as it gets. I dunno if Kaliber checks this thread but like I said, he saw them too as far as I can remember. I wish I had gotten a hold of the photo one of my dudes took of another dude posting with the forest hooker. The one he'd just hosed. Weirdest part? She was pretty hot. it's pretty surprising how hot a lot of the hookers are, even the roadside ones.
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karbraxis posted:can confirm forest hookers. going to cheb from graf you would see them right as soon as you passed that giant asian flea market. we even had them wave us down and try to gently caress us. lol cheb
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