Admiral Bosch posted:

Christ, that reminds me. I was provisional security(pogues that go outside the wire!), and we used to have this staff sergeant with us before he got moved to regular Motor T prior to the deployment. He seemed pretty straight, everyone liked him and got along with him. However, a couple months before we were going home, he misplaces his M9, which leads to Leatherneck getting locked down for a while, iirc. Nothing happens to him, and I don't think it was ever found. Turns out the story was he fell asleep in his office, woke up, and it was gone. Who the hell knows what the truth is.

However... not long after that, he got busted huffing canned air. All that happens is he gets busted back to sergeant and he gets an early ride home.