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McNally posted:I heard this story from my old PL. Not sure if it's true but it's a drat good story nonetheless and I think it belongs here. I want this to be true solely because the thought of the actual words "offending motherfuckers" being shouted through a bullhorn has me in goddamn stitches
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It kind of is. There are documentaries dedicated solely to how goddamn close we came to exploding each other.
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Don't forget one of the goons in the thread figured out where this Child-Deathtrap was and called the loving police on them. Nothing came of it other than the officer milling around for a bit because "We got a call about something out here  ", leaving, and then OP edited all his posts.
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How does that make you an idiot? You're no more likely to get the numbers than they are, so why waste twenty bucks?
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If you're in a situation where 20 dollars is a lot of money then you're probably still enlisted Oh I'm not enlisted, couldn't join if I wanted to. I'm 100% deaf in both ears, the US military doesn't want toys that are already broken. I just like reading stories about what goes on there. Fair point about the 20, though
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Depends; are we talking chihuahuas, danes, huskies, what
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Booblord Zagats posted:Does she eat gross poo poo now just to gently caress with you guys? Because that's exactly what I would do to make lemonade with that Surströmming 
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That's a 'chicken or the egg' question, right there.
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What's an ARCOM or an AAM? VVV Got it. Guessing there's a non-zero chance that this particular mixup was intentional by someone annoyed that McNally took them to task for dragging their feet on the paperwork? Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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One would argue that being a badass enough warrior to survive into old age in the first place would get you to qualify. The average life-expectancy in those days was not much past 30, a quick and dirty googling tells me.
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I did say I didn't exactly look very hard E: I do stand by my statement about being a good enough warrior that you survived that stage of your life should count, though. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Feb 22, 2016 |
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Feb 22, 2016 01:12
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I have half a mind to get that 'zaurg, get a divorce' gif turned into 'McNally, get a lawyer'.
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Feb 28, 2016 13:39
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I just wanted a gif project to do 
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Feb 28, 2016 15:15
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So my takeaway here is that Max was a Marine. C/D?
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Mar 17, 2016 06:55
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I'm not sure if your av makes this information better or worse. For real though, this guy is a terrible human being and I am mildly ashamed with my country for not nailing him to the wall.
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but muh freedums!  Zeris posted:I don't care how this makes the war on terror harder to fight somehow,
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Mar 18, 2016 06:40
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If Fallout has taught me anything it's that potatoes do even better in a radioactive wasteland than they do in a clean one. Do it, prevent any more potato famines, be the hero of (what's left of) Ireland.
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Mar 27, 2016 01:55
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If you're not allowed to put anything in the pockets, why even loving have them
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May 23, 2016 22:25
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The F-35 is a dumpster fire
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May 30, 2016 06:01
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His spelling is pretty good, at least! 
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Jun 6, 2016 04:38
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Probably not a Marine then, so you should be fine
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Jun 8, 2016 07:52
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Trust the man with the bleeding skull-face he knows whats what
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Jun 23, 2016 09:54
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No gently caress you I want to live
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Jul 10, 2016 03:48
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This all sounds vaguely familiar. So basically the military is Old/New GBS?
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Sep 18, 2016 02:11
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Deep Impact didn't have Michael Clarke Duncan riding a hog being chased by police, which automatically makes it inferior.
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Oct 23, 2016 03:34
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I've found him and shown him your post history. We're both very disappointed in you.
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Not everyone here has magnifying glasses, though
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Feb 15, 2017 01:07
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If he made contact with the ground, technically he did crash 
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Feb 27, 2017 01:04
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I'm getting the impression the military is full of terrible people!
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Mar 7, 2017 22:00
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We're talking about awesome shows now, please try to keep up
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Mar 10, 2017 11:44
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poo poo all over the COs office. Live the dream.
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Apr 23, 2017 02:41
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My money is on military shower stall with a car battery.
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Apr 29, 2017 01:27
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Him John, Big tree!
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Jun 25, 2017 07:13
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Do not break the masquerade, you fools!
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Jul 4, 2017 04:28
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How the gently caress do you fail to notice a goddamn cargo ship about to t-bone your ship
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Aug 18, 2017 07:27
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What the gently caress? Once is coincidence, twice in two months?
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Sep 2, 2017 14:39
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Whole lot of defensive high functioning alcoholics itt
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Sep 19, 2017 04:13
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Oh I'm not poking fun at you for being alcoholics, I understand that part, I'm poking fun at being so defensive about it
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Lowtax's still getting money from somewhere.
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