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I've read the forums over at officer.com for a while, it's a police forum just by the by, but alot of guys over the years have had stories about officers, like especially O-5+ doing stupid stupid poo poo re: traffic and gates. I read one story about a colonel who for some reason had red and blue lights on his .gov ride, but he wasn't even like the provost marshal or anything, I think he was just the base commander or whatever the AF calls them. Apparently that dipshit would pull people over and yell at them and then drive away. What the gently caress is with that poo poo?
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honestly i have no idea since it's on post or whatever and let's be honest the UCMJ is far from U, especially when you're an o-6. why the gently caress does the military attract such petty loving people
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Dec 26, 2012 20:28
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Don't forget, weapons cleaning UTC (no earlier than 1800)
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Dec 26, 2012 22:44
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Rent-A-Cop posted:I used to work (as a civ employee) for a one-star who would take a radar gun from the MA's and go write people tickets when he was pissed of about something. He also used to randomly grab whoever happened to be within his line of sight to go do dumb poo poo like sweep gravel or pick up cigarette butts in front of his HQ. If he wasn't actually certified to use it like with real training, can a competent lawyer or person argue that the ticket needs to be thrown out? Or is that not as important in military kangaroo court as it is in The Real World.
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Dec 27, 2012 07:46
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Haven't most federal agencies been moving away from the P90? I feel like I read somewhere that at least the USSS Uniform Division is phasing them out. Maybe I'm going crazy.
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Dec 27, 2012 09:37
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gently caress officers and any other goober that wears a shoulder holster rig.
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Dec 29, 2012 01:33
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:I always laugh when I see a combat patch, CIB, Air Assault, Airborne, and Pathfinder on an E2. I love it even more when there's a drill sergeant badge on that e-2.
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Jan 27, 2013 23:51
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so my understanding is that if you have a 3 year break in service you HAVE to go back to BCT. What happens to all those e-5s and e-6s that come back with their rank? do they just hang out as specialists until they're done or what?
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Jan 28, 2013 01:32
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That's probably all it took for him to finally make 7 (Vasudus's story, gently caress i never press f5)
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Jan 30, 2013 03:46
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Nerdfest X posted:During Tiger cruise (civilians get to ride on ship) on carrier from Hawaii to San Diego, man overboard drill called while I was on watch, and my Dad is nowhere to be found. He served on a carrier in his day, and he was having a blast re-living his glory days. He is the last person to be accounted for, and at first I was embarrassed, then actually concerned that he did fall over the side. Thankfully, no, he is finally found after about 20 minutes since drill was 1st called away on the 0-8 level (flag bridge) sleeping in the Admiral's command chair. Evidence in plain view that he had been smoking up there. When told by some staff officer (I think it was XO of CRUDESGRU) that there is no smoking inside the ship, he tells him "Up yours buddy, I'm a taxpayer, I pay your salary". Walks away, giving no fucks. Your dad is a cool dude.
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Jun 1, 2013 03:08
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How does telling everyone about joette rotten crotch not violate hippa in some way?
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Jun 8, 2013 19:37
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I mean, I hear tall tales all the time from people in the military. after smoking, drinking, getting married to strippers and then getting the clap, it's right up there as far as military traditions go. go army though. woo.
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Jun 9, 2013 04:39
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That reminds me of when some dude on a crotch rocket was tailgating me on stop and go traffic down a regular street. I kept trying to get this guy to get in front of me because I knew something stupid was going to happen and I didn't want him to come through my rear window. Well, fuckface is behind me and right on my rear end, a car pulls out in my front of me because no one knows how to drive anywhere, I hit the brakes, brosef is on my rear end, brakes, his back tire kicks up and hangs there for what seems like forever and then his bike comes crashing down, pinning his leg and I hear him thud onto the street. I get out and run over and I'm like holy poo poo what the gently caress are you okay why the gently caress were you up my rear end and he's just repeating 'awwwww mannnnnnnn' over and over. It looked like all the plastic on his bike shattered. I help him get his leg out from under the bike and move him off to the curb, ask him if he wants an ambulance or what and he's like 'nah I'm okay man, I'll be alright' so I'm like welp, gently caress it, you're an idiot for tailgating a car in lovely traffic on a stupid bike.
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Jun 9, 2013 21:28
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Lots of skin grafts. Yeah so basically my understanding is that you more or less get a large cheese grater-type thing run up your legs for the skin, right? Sounds amazing. 
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Jun 10, 2013 02:07
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:abortion is literally murder(but I'm ok with it) honestly this is my stance. call it what it is and just own it. america sure as gently caress wasn't the first country to invent killing babies.
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Jun 27, 2013 06:42
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Veins McGee posted:You're a fag. I hate the hateful words you choose to use.  oh what the gently caress that loving link 
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Jun 27, 2013 08:01
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GD_American posted:yeah people always slippery slope when you go there but gently caress it, there's good murder and there's efficient murder and there's indifferent murder and there's bad murder hey there friendo  let's put down our swords, if only to kill babies together
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Jun 28, 2013 03:57
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mokhtar belmokhtar posted:lol if you think the majority of abortions are performed for mother safety
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Jun 28, 2013 04:15
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 is AWS kosher for pic hosting or what
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Jun 28, 2013 04:42
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH THIS FORUM TONIGHT?! check your cis-typical posting at the door with your privilege also goons in platoons is too masculine and evokes strong imagery of the patriarchy, mods please change it to goonsies in platoonsies plz tia
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Jun 28, 2013 04:54
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if you want to do expert/hardcore level of veins's game, do a shot for every 'literally' you see. let us know what getting your stomach pumped is like
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Jun 29, 2013 21:03
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'babykiller' should be a sudden death mode consisting of an everclear soaked tampon applied rectally.
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