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Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
We show up at a house for a loud party complaint. It turns out to be packed full of high school kids who broke in to their parents liquor cabinet and told all their friends to come over. They are all like 14-17 years old.

Except for two dudes in the back who look a little out of place. Turns out their 20 and been out of high school for a few years. They heard about this "party" on somebody's facebook page. They make it abundantly clear right off the bat their military, enlisted trainees or something, and can't get in ANY TROUBLE! So we start to get everyone's information, get the kids to call their parents to get picked up, etc. These two guys provide their names, ranks, where their stationed, whole nine yards.

At one point they must get under the impression that people were getting charged (they weren't) and asked another officer if they could go downstairs together to use the bathroom in the basement or something. Like twenty minutes go by and someone asked where those guys went. Turns out they went down to the basement, kicked out a window, broke some poo poo, and ran. Must have seemed like a good idea.

Only problem with their plan was we knew exactly who did it and where to find them. A few phone calls later by one of our other officers (who is also an MP and now apparently personally offended by their actions), their commander was aware of the situation and the base police were waiting for them at the gate :cop:. Quick way to turn a warning in to like five charges and a pissed off commander.

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