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Had a signal guy at Fort Belvoir who was a real winner. A: Got married in AIT to a woman who ran up a five digit Discover card bill and then divorced him. He was falsely collecting BAH in order to pay his alimony. B: Got re-married to a woman he found on AdultFriendFinder with three prior divorces. She promised to help him rework his finances. In all actuality, she reworked his finances so that she could take a massive cut of them and spend the money on crack/meth/crack and meth. She later ran off to Virginia Beach and only contacted him when it was time for her monthly share of the BAH. C: Traded in a perfectly serviceable pickup truck for the shittiest Mitsubishi Eclipse in the world. For an idea of how lovely this car was and what "preventative maintenance" meant to him, consider this: His alternator caught fire. D: Later on, as the repair bills for the Eclipse mounted and the alimony to the first wife built up and the second wife siphoned off her share of his finances, he took to pay day loan services. However, he wasn't dumb, he knew the way to get around those pesky loan sharks. He would open bank accounts, transfer his direct deposit over, get a pay day loan, then close the bank account associated with the loan. He managed to pull this off at least three times. E: When the command finally tired of his poo poo, they started paperwork to boot him out. All offers of help for a resume or even getting all of his signal certifications together were turned down. As far as I know, he returned to Arkansas and is probably working fast food and hiding from loan sharks. God speed, you paragon of Army junior enlisted. God speed.
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