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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
e: Don't wanna get probied :'( hehe <3

genderstomper58 fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Dec 6, 2012

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
yeah going from nuke drop to sub a-gang is terrible but nuke drop to carrier engineering department?? owns

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

bulletsponge13 posted:

Can someone explain this Navy gold cheveron thing to a dumb grunt?

if you are e4-e9 and have i think 12 years of service (might be continuous) your chevrons on some uniforms are gold instead of red


someone else can sperg on the details but those are the basics

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Mr. Nice! posted:

12 years continuous good conduct in the navy means that you get to wear gold instead of silver/red chevrons on your collar/sleeve. I've never seen them at E4 (probably was back before the current HYT setup) but you see plenty of E6s and a handful of E5s with them.

do you have me on ignore or something

homo

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/news/how-does-mp-serve-visible-tattoos/nWCPS/

I met some retarded trashy navy people in my day but I still don't think we hold a candle to the bottom of the army~

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

movax posted:

:allears: So adorable.

I know what they mean but this part cracked me up:

Now, tattoos are permitted on the hands and back of necks, with some exceptions.

"They cannot be vulgar in nature, they cannot be extremist and racist in any way shape or form," said Kelly.

The policy is currently in the process of being reviewed.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
Why do people with fat faces + high and tights increase the hilarity of that already terrible haircut by a factor of 10

Is it the fact that it makes the top part even smaller

Is it the dichotomy between sort of professional and fat slob

I just don't know

genderstomper58 fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Feb 1, 2013

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Martello posted:

How the gently caress does a sovereign citizen weirdo join the Army, where you have fewer rights than regular people even?

According to AFN commercials, mil members actually have more rights :smug:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

LEGIT WAR CRIMINAL posted:

Well I guess it was more of a roadside hooker that I banged in the forest next to the road after parking the NTV in there. We were ADVON and me and another dude were going around and checking out the training area, saw a surprisingly legitimately good looking hooker as we drove down the road and figured hey why not. From what the Bulgarians said I overpaid by paying 5 Euros but w/e, 9/10 would do again.

Moving here

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
prolly found a nice wife at one of the gentleman's clubs in guam too :unsmith:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

DoktorLoken posted:

91 and a 127 GT :saddowns:

It's not that spergy unless you're remembering all of your line scores.

no its spergy

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Bob A Feet posted:

A guy I went to college with got drunk and beat up three disney land employees with a pvc pipe.

http://www.navytimes.com/article/20131014/NEWS06/310140018/Update-Navy-aviator-training-accused-attacking-3-Disney-World

there have been no less than five different GMT's/all-hands meetings about this in the two training wings I've been in since.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Bob A Feet posted:

Regardless, the guy is a dumbass. Can we all agree on that

agreeing w/ bobafeet itt

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
his degree institutions are in the story you loving dimwits

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

idk if you were going for a rhyme thing in your username but uh...

it doesn't rhyme.

you put ur dick
in a spic
but now ur a lonely mick

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i'm 20/400

i hate you all

the days that i choose to wear glasses over contacts are almost always sunny and, since idgaf normally my piece of poo poo car lacks sun visors, it is sunny as gently caress


tldr: i hate u

I paid for prk 100% out of pocket and I went from 20/400 with astigmatism to 20/15 ???? So u can do it too....

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cojawfee posted:

I don't understand what this trial was about. What was he appealing? That what he was doing wasn't indecent? What was the original case about?

yeah, granted im a lazy reader + stupid but i thought they charged hnim w/ child porn for making his air force gf put weird poo poo up her cooter and then told the judge yes it was bad and yes he deserved to be convicted??? idk i didnt wanna read it again

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cole posted:

if you ever meet a girl like that count your lucky stars because you can do whatever the gently caress you want to her and she'll be ok with it probably

yeah but shes prolly like that crazy sonic the hedgehog furry goonette

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

the chick whose judge dad beat her rear end with a belt also happened to be a goon gal who shoved lizards up her pussey + was obsessed w/ sonic the hedgehog

from this story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/14/william-adams-texas-judge_n_2129655.html

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Two Finger posted:

I know I'm not military but I thought you guys would really appreciate this bit of utter stupidity from a cadet on my last ship:

oval office jumped over the railings and loving ran on the main shaft while it was spinning.

Fairly cool way to kill yourself imo

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Snowdens Secret posted:

I coulda sworn I knew someone with a story of a nub getting hazed by being duck-taped to the shaft, with predictable results. There's more clearance so simple interference isn't an issue. That's one of those stories everyone has a third-hand version of.

i've heard of this while in port which is obviously ok as far as hazing goes!!

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Cojawfee posted:

What's that thing in the navy where they grease up a broomstick and shove it up your rear end.

might be nypd

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