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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I want this game more than I want Incan gold or even apple bottoms.

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


sockpuppetclock posted:

Had a nice dream..

espn.com showcased an *exclusive* web demo of barkley 2 at their annual game jam/showcase. it was set in a classic basketball court,
one of the characters was a basketball player named "Ictal Jordan", who rode little wheels of money that he spun with his feet. here's a picture:



Goddammit I didn't read the part where it was a dream at first.

Gortarius posted:

Ya got me... I was playing Sonic.

It's fate.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Nice it even got the dilbert song.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Liquid Dinosaur posted:

I hope this stays in the final release.

Concur'd.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Shinjobi posted:

Give me a Casino Night Zone level in Barkley, and I think we can salvage this.

Would've given double the money for this tbh.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



lol people told me no, man, THIS is the good 3d Sonic.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Discendo Vox posted:

Am I missing something? What's bad in that video (other than the playing)?

If I wanted to play Sonic flavored pinball I'd play the One True Game, Sonic Spinball.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously through the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw. I AM THERE.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


The only baseball joke was when Jordan played.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Gortarius posted:

Do you have a subscription to Reader's Digest?

Was rooting for Highlights.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Yaos posted:

TotalBiscuit would be a good one, he refuses to play Sega games because he's a giant baby. He likes to complain about games he's never played, and complain about games he does play because he has no idea what he's doing. In his recent Wolfenstein video he whined about the forced stealth section at the start even though it's not a forced stealth section.

It was awesome when the Titan Souls guy printed out TB's trweet about his game.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Anatharon posted:

What happened with the Titan Souls guy and TB?

http://kotaku.com/popular-youtuber-says-he-wont-cover-game-after-twitter-1698242976

Forgive me my sin of linking Kotaku.

The guy making fun of TB is what got me to finally buy the game.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Yaos posted:

I'm going to do a livestream of the game where my stupid face covers 95% of the screen and the game is a tiny postage stamp in the corner.

Hope you got nice tits.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



At least I'll have Dark Souls 3 to tide me over until Barkley 2 comes out.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s7cntB6ljQ

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I was watching a video review of the original game for one of those video game sites and it was a riot because one of the guys didn't know poo poo about bball so he was talking about how he didn't get most of the jokes and I'm thinking why play the game if you don't know bball. I mean the game is still funny without knowing the balling but it's way loving funnier when you know the game.

Bball is life.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


DeepQantas posted:

On the backboard these words appear:
"My name is Shaquille O'Mandias, baller of ballers. Look upon my slams, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains: round the decay of that colossal court, boundless and bare, the wasteland stretches far away.

This must be in the game now. Thank youa nd goodnight

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


This is becoming the Star Citizen of video games.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Convex posted:

This is more like a special project your crazy uncle has been building in the shed for the last decade that turns out to be just a pile of dismembered, semen encrusted barbie dolls

So a step up from Star Citizen.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Truecon420 posted:

The Tales of Games website is down :(

I checked the Kickstarter page... last update was on March 11...

Last tweet from ToG was June 15, although there was a retweet of pillows 3 days ago!? This is the only post ToG has made in a month

This is still happening, right?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


SquadronROE posted:

Yeah it would be good to know whether or not I should cry myself to sleep at night.

Tears of joy.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


There's a Rake video game now on Steam is what I say to that.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



So the toons lose to the Monstars horribly in the final game?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Gortarius posted:

PS. In other news there has been mysterious talks and elusive rumors floating about that perhaps sometime after this weekend an official ToG Sludge Overlord will briefly break the radio silence to spread out some nonsense propaganda or whatever. Heh, don't hold your breath over that one...

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


you'll find in fact that his posting is gold. Incan gold.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


A Steampunk Gent posted:

They kinda became professionals when they raised $120K from fans to work full time on a commercial video game. If there's development issues or holdups they really should have actually communicated them by now

tbh much worse games got 5 million+

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


coulda sworn "castlevania" and "failed novelty open world japan simulator part iii" had nothing to dshow in their kickstarters.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Nessus posted:

to be fair the castlevania one was like two months ago

you should probably have some kind of gameplay footage if you're going to kickstarter and not just concept art and nostalgia.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Railing Kill posted:

I see a lot of people get legit mad in here about a game that is a sequel to a free one that was a parody of games and barely a game to start out with. The thing costs ten bucks, and if you're butthurt about how you spent ten bucks three years ago, then you should probably be more worried about how you're apparently a subsistence dirt farmer or something. Jesus christ, people. If I got so mad for every time I felt like I wasted ten bucks on something, I would have given myself an aneurism years ago. It's ten bucks. Who cares? Mellow the gently caress out, video game people.

But seriously, an update would be cool. No pressure, though.

barkley 1 is the funniest game ever and the only good JRPG.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


tbh the only games I'm looking forward to are this and dark souls 3 man

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


maybe if stupid nerds gave this more money instead of trash like "castlevania" and shenmue iii millions it'd be done!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jesus christ that ff7 trailer is embarrassing

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Ryaomon posted:

this game has less to show for it than star citizen does lol

this is objectively untrue

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i will wait until the end of all things for this game

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Lurdiak posted:

It might be hard to believe for people who've been following this thread, but Barkley 2 is actually a thing people care about outside of SA.

i do not find it hard to believe. barkley 1 is easily the funniest vidya ever made.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


FAT BATMAN posted:

I got to try this out today. I just wanna say, this game is amazingly ambitious. The writing is great and there is so much of it to eat up if you want to. So much dialogue...and like, I had watched a stream or two of the artist drawing NPCs, but it didn't occur to me until I was exploring the place that there are a SHITLOAD of unique looking NPCs that make the place really feel alive and enormous.
And just, the amount of things you can do. My god.

At one point I got a Godless Magician's Mythril Shotgun of Sacrifice. It blew me away!

i hate you and wish to be you

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Under the vegetable posted:

I'm still very excited about this video game.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


*stares off into the wild blue yonder* i wish this game was out...

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i like it because i hate watching speedruns of games where everyone rolls all over or hops backwards the entire game

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