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Schwarzwald posted:Sadly, I don't think Barkley 2 is scheduled to be released on Game Boy Color. Uh what? Where do I send my request for a refund?
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Can't wait to get the sweetest looking gun ever and then vendor that poo poo because I gotz ta get paaaaid.
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Khorne posted:I'm also pretty sure Gortarius actually works on the game because he posts youtube videos of the game being worked on.
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Aug 12, 2015 01:34
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I just got an email about some game from some kickstarter website, looks like spam, c/d please.
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Cephalocidal posted:I wonder how many backers have died IRL between 2013 and today. Do they haunt you, Tales of Game's? DO THEY WEIGH ON YOUR DOUGHY SOUL? All soul haunts get posted on the monster hunter job's board and are promptly exterminated by up and coming hunter's. 
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FAT BATMAN posted:I got to try this out today. I just wanna say, this game is amazingly ambitious. The writing is great and there is so much of it to eat up if you want to. So much dialogue...and like, I had watched a stream or two of the artist drawing NPCs, but it didn't occur to me until I was exploring the place that there are a SHITLOAD of unique looking NPCs that make the place really feel alive and enormous.  Look at this corporate shill right here.
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Aug 30, 2015 23:17
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Cirrhotic/of Cirrhosis: shoots alcohol soaked livers that leave enemies incapacitated (momentarily confused/slowed/DOT'd/whatever). Cetacean/of the Whale: gives you more health every time you shoot with an increasingly large layer of blubber that makes you easier to hit and slows you down (bonus Diablo reference). Pogonotrophic/of Pogonotropy: combo fire weapon that shoots various facial hair and razor/trimmer/scissors sprites. Beards and moustaches stick to enemies and slow them with negligible damage, hitting them with a razor etc. does minimal damage unless they have beards stuck to them, in which case it does massive damage but removes the slow in favor of a temporary rage boosted burst of speed. Let me go get drunk tonight and I'll think of some even worse ones.
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CharlesM posted:Please don't use guns with apostrophe meme. It's so tired now. Look at this false doom-murderhead right here.
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Sep 11, 2015 01:53
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It's all feeling pretty corporate lately. Return to infrequent updates with shitpost interstitials or my faith with be lost forever.
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Jan 11, 2016 20:22
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a'spostrophe's e'ss'
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Sep 16, 2016 07:40
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Gortarius is the lichen on his loincloth.
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Sep 23, 2016 02:02
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Much like this inspiring rendition of the Space Jam theme, the ToG boys have decided to spend extra time working on the good part: building Barkley 2 fan anticipation levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF53Pd1kXjQ
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Nov 1, 2016 01:19
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boxcarhobo posted:lmao which one of you was this NOT MY TRUE DOOM MURDERHEAD
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Jan 11, 2017 02:15
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Baloogan posted:dude, if you had a kid when you made that post he would be like, entering kindergarden now I'm glad he will be in True doom murderheads plan their families around the release of epic games.
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Jan 23, 2017 22:07
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Well I am content til 2019, see you guys then for the next update!
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Feb 5, 2017 23:54
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not for corporate
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Apr 30, 2017 23:58
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Warpdogs, you have to do better than that if you want your post to be read by truckpump in Barkley 2: The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.
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Jun 18, 2017 20:30
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Line Feed posted:I want Barkley 2 to come out so this thread can die. I pray to Zodd that brakolle t(2)uo-oo is released so this thread can live forever.
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Aug 25, 2017 05:22
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I'm having a hearty chuckle right now about people who are having nervous chuckles in 2022.
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Sep 6, 2017 00:43
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Modus Pwnens posted:The whole plot only works based on Jeb! being elected president
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MasterSlowPoke posted:Sounds like a great game, when's it coming out? I hear they decided not to develop a release date so they could spend more time on memes and whimsy.
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Get a load of this guy... Um, do you even know what NOT FOR CORPORATE means?
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LordNagash posted:even Gortarius
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Dec 22, 2018 08:37
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barkley 2, smells like doo-doo
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It seems to me like some of you forgot that the promise has been made...
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Jun 2, 2019 15:22
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Sleeveless posted:Haha remember when goons just repeated the same few references to the first game over and over for years on end and then got mad that the developers stopped directly interacting with the thread as because having the punchlines of your own jokes poorly recited at you is the closest thing to hell on earth for anyone who writes comedy. semper games
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A new strain of COVID-19 has emerged where the key "spike protein" has evolved into a "dunk protein". Experts are at a loss when asked how to fight this latest viral menace...
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DACK FAYDEN posted:"whilst Al G Rhythm tries to steal LeBron's Instagram followers" is... literally the most awful thing I've ever read. It's like they saw the success of Ralph Breaks the Internet and ran in the worst possible direction with it. Lurdiak posted:That blurb sapped my energy... Right there with you friend... Lurdiak posted:...more than learning Barkley 2 was never coming out. ...whoa whoa whoa, the promise has been made, OK?
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Mar 5, 2021 14:11
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CYBEReris posted:very mediocre overall but it did have some good moments and funny jokes here and there Agree with this, but it was a commercial success and my kid/nieces/nephews laughed a lot.
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Mar 5, 2021 17:09
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Gortarius posted:Hmm, still kicking I see. Have you ever tried to tell a stranger, in a bar for instance, even the smallest part about your involvement in this whole thing? If so, how did it go?
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Gortarius posted:Guys, lets reminisce and cherish all the good moments we've had on this wild ride. - Letting the hope for Blarkly 2 carry me through the worst pandemic in 100 years. I get my first dose of vaccine next week after successfully avoiding COVID-19 and I owe it all to Larbyk 2. THANKS KLARBY 2!
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egg tats posted:got u fam make sure to watch it before the suits at WB get it taken off the net This video is canon.
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May 9, 2021 19:17
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Glad to hear everything is still on track, looking forward to this game!
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Biplane posted:I think every lame person crying about this thread should be forced to only post in here.
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Old Doggy Bastard posted:is Barkley 1 definitely worth playing? I've been considering checking it out It's not just worth playing, it's worth living by.
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