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Sh4
Feb 8, 2009
You know about this car I told you about with bad bearings after spending 3 months fixing clutch issues ? It got stolen.

Police found it parked on a fire road in the alps without engine/wheels and with an actual hobo couple inside that's been using my 400$ pioneer subwoofer as an ashtray. It was not insured so I had to pay for a loving flat bed to go pick it up and then go there myself to install wheels on it so it could go on the truck and get it to the junkyard. The flatbed trip cost more than I paid for the car.

I think if you get the bad clutch/bad wheel bearings combo you're better off setting the car on fire and roasting sausages on it.

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kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I'm pretty sure if you buy a Biturbo the world will turn on its head and it will work absolutely perfectly for you. That is some amazingly bad luck.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Thread delivers.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





:stonk: I... uh... that blows.

meatpimp posted:

I blame IOC for bringing this one on.

Don't you put this on me!

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Goondolences. Did you buy this car from the ghost of James Dean?

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

kastein posted:

I'm pretty sure if you buy a Biturbo the world will turn on its head and it will work absolutely perfectly for you. That is some amazingly bad luck.

This was my idea.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

IOwnCalculus posted:

:stonk: I... uh... that blows.


Don't you put this on me!

Thread needs to be goldmined just for the IOC gypsy curse.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
2013 is a bad year to work on cars.

See: Adiabatic, Octopus Magic, 13 to 14 inch, me, etc.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
Well that took care of that whole AP1 vs. AP2 valve retainer problem nicely I think.

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
A happy ending is a car with no lights.

*edit*
goldmine

Savington
Apr 9, 2007
I'm not Stinkmeister, this title is here so waar can tell the difference between Stinkmeister and myself in mafia games.
If ever an AI thread deserved the goldmine, this is it.

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
Just. drat. Been following this thread from the beginning.

Sad to see an S2000 go. But given this thread and your luck, there couldn't be a more fitting ending.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Phone posted:

2013 is a bad year to work on own cars.

:smith:

Granite Octopus
Jun 24, 2008

I saw ~30 new posts and was excited to see some progress...

Just terrible :(

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Granite Octopus posted:

I saw ~30 new posts and was excited to see some progress...

Just terrible :(

~50 posts for me.

"How does a post about a car that's running fine have so many new po... oh :smithicide: "

:glomp:

ironblock
Aug 23, 2013

Screw practicality, best 1 mile commute ever.

kastein posted:

I'm pretty sure if you buy a Biturbo the world will turn on its head and it will work absolutely perfectly for you.

I think it's time to use the insurance money to buy an FD. Since the engine only has three moving parts, what could go wrong?

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Please buy a non-working Toyota 2000GT, update the thread title, and get to work.


(sorry about your car man)

HolyDukeNukem
Sep 10, 2008

This thread should be renamed: Super Sad S2000 Totaled Time Go!

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

HolyDukeNukem posted:

This thread should be renamed: Super Sad S2000 Totaled Time Go!

I was thinking more

Descent into Madness: a Reliable Honda Thread

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
"Garbage in, Salvage Out: The Adiabatic Build Thread"

Savington
Apr 9, 2007
I'm not Stinkmeister, this title is here so waar can tell the difference between Stinkmeister and myself in mafia games.
"You guys, I think I'm out of the woods" - The Adiabatic Story

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:

West SAAB Story posted:

"Garbage in, Salvage Out: The Adiabatic Build Thread"

Garbage in, Garbage out: A West SAAB Story post

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Savington posted:

"You guys, I think I'm out of the woods" - The Adiabatic Story

Cruel but accurate.

Never, ever say something like "it'll be fine!" or "I think that's the last thing I need to buy" or "it should run great" or "this will be easy", it's tempting fate.

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
Man that loving blows. I hope you can negotiate a fair replacement value with the dude's insurance considering you spent mad money on rebuilding the engine lately.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

chrisgt posted:

Garbage in, Garbage out: A West SAAB Story post

Its OK man, I'm not here to judge your lifestyle or anything. I am amused to find that it still bothers you guys, though.

E: This derail brought to you from IRC. Like, a year ago, and stuff.

Viggen fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Nov 8, 2013

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

West SAAB Story posted:

"Garbage in, Salvage Out: The Adiabatic Build Thread"

I actually like this one.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Also looking around for a cheap beater to get me around. I'd love an E30 again.

I also found this: http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4173326823.html

:swoon:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
The rule is that you have to put the S2000 engine in whatever you buy.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
When you put it that way I think the name of the game here is "bargain as much as possible on the vehicle worth, buy it back for as little as possible" then... build a locost out of it.

skylineboy08
Nov 12, 2010

Adiabatic posted:

Also looking around for a cheap beater to get me around. I'd love an E30 again.

I also found this: http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4173326823.html

:swoon:

Buy this and then buy mine so you can continue the life long commitment to making 1 Volvo out of two. My wagon needs a new home and used, even if it's for parts and 40 runs.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

InitialDave posted:

The rule is that you have to put the S2000 engine in whatever you buy.

Buy a motorcycle.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

trouser chili posted:

Buy a motorcycle.

Then he'll just die. And the car has already tried to kill him a few times.

n8r
Jul 3, 2003

I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar
Pics of the car?

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Are you going to buy it back?

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Nodoze posted:

Are you going to buy it back?

Don't you think he's gone through enough already?

I totally want to see if Adiabatic has the same luck with bodywork as he did with motors :haw:

Paul Boz_
Dec 21, 2003

Sin City

Savington posted:

"You guys, I think I'm out of the woods" - The Adiabatic Story

This is the most appropriate thread title in the history of AI.

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
This is the saddest thing ever. I was hoping to see that he was going to turbo it or something from the influx of posts...

Adiabatic posted:

Also looking around for a cheap beater to get me around. I'd love an E30 again.

I also found this: http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4173326823.html

:swoon:

DO IT!!!
It runs k-jet, so 1st thing is to put EFI on it.

2nd thing is to drop a turbo F22C into it with the 6 speed.

OK GO!

skylineboy08
Nov 12, 2010

mafoose posted:

This is the saddest thing ever. I was hoping to see that he was going to turbo it or something from the influx of posts...


DO IT!!!
It runs k-jet, so 1st thing is to put EFI on it.

2nd thing is to drop a turbo F22C into it with the 6 speed.

OK GO!

It has EFI I promise :shobon:

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
Wait, this isn't right at all. Its not a Mazda.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Fucknag was the last to be struck by the MazdaCurse <tm>, if memory serves correctly.

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