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Hyperriker posted:New thread title is a shameless, desperate attempt to see if the thread title curse keeps up It is the best thread title
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Also so long CMJ
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Jan 1, 2013 14:12
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1/1? Continue at this rate, and you'd have a lead of 35
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Jan 2, 2013 11:30
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You'd better all be watching the NZ match, as SA have collapsed to a mere 303/5 we could be witnessing one of the great comebacks
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Jan 3, 2013 10:43
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4liters posted:They'll definitely make them bat again (once more during the next test) Next test, New Zealand will bat all five days.
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Jan 3, 2013 12:05
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And not because SA will send them in seventeen extra times to get a total worth chasing
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Jan 3, 2013 12:06
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Mister Chief posted:How is it possible for a team to be this bad? When I was 12, I really wasn't into cricket but was made to play on the school team for some reason. Basically this but for an entire country
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Mister Chief posted:Who is James Taylor? Who is John Galt
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Jan 4, 2013 13:16
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goatface posted:Chris Martin out for 0 without facing a ball. ~~the phantom strikes again~~
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Jan 4, 2013 15:06
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Lionel RichTea posted:Taylor's the one who Pietersen said was poo poo, causing a "senior player" to "confront him". The senior player was never named but I have it on good authority it was Ian Bell. Got all up in his face and asked him if he wanted to tango, apparently. Pietersen soon backed down. KP's a good 5 inches taller, I think you mean "Got all up in his upper body/neck area"
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Jan 4, 2013 16:52
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Hyperriker posted:Welp, that's the
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Jan 6, 2013 10:37
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dflanny posted:I didn't say he was being rested? The original guy did though, and he was clarifying.
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Jan 8, 2013 09:26
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Lionel RichTea posted:It's Samit Wot Won It I was surprised you weren't posting earlier
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Jan 11, 2013 16:02
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Antifreeze Head posted:Google tells me Chaminda Vaas did it against Bangladesh in a World Cup. VAAS WAS poo poo...UGLY poo poo....HE WAS A DICK AND NO BETTER THAN ZAHEER..IF HE WAS THAT GUD THEN HE SHOULD HAVE WON ATLEAST 1 TEST IN INDIA AND AUSTRALIA....LANKA STILL WINLESS IN INDIA AND AUSTRALIA ? ALSO VAAS COULDNT MAKE LANKA WIN IN SOUTH AFRICA AS WELL
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Jan 12, 2013 10:13
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I still want to meet someone whose favourite player is Jade Dernbach
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Jan 15, 2013 14:09
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NB Not Jade Dernbach himself
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Jan 15, 2013 14:10
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Hyperriker posted:Shane Warne's status as hypercunt of galactic proportions will go down in history He should work for Ferrari vvv Agreed MrL_JaKiri fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jan 16, 2013 |
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Jan 16, 2013 22:16
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Starc and Doherty are cowards, it's easy to make big runs at 9 and 11 but it's not going to win you any games. Should be 3 and 4 imo
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Jan 18, 2013 10:01
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Professor X, proud owner of a daddy ten
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Jan 18, 2013 13:56
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Two maidens in a row, incredible
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Jan 22, 2013 14:07
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New Zealand have scored from 6 balls of the 54 available
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Jan 22, 2013 14:08
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A captain's knock, as it never gets tiring of saying
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Jan 22, 2013 16:08
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ODIs are stupid
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Jan 22, 2013 21:00
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SA are really showing their collapsing pedigree here. Not flashy like NZ getting bowled out for 45, but a good slow burner that every so often hints at a comeback briefly before dashing any remaining hopes.
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Jan 22, 2013 21:17
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Juxtapose posted:BLACKCAPS!!!! No Amla or ABdV
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Jan 22, 2013 21:38
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RideTheSpiral posted:How does Dilshan open the bowling and bowl three maidens? Australia and New Zealand are pretty alike tbh
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Jan 23, 2013 05:08
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Lionel RichTea posted:Wow Cook was sawn off again. You can't call it poor umpiring anymore, it's pure bias. I would care more if we hadn't already won the bit that matters* *making every antipodean scared of us
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Jan 23, 2013 13:00
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Looked at Jade's figures on cricinfo. Saw "2.83" for his ODI figures and thought "that can't be right, maybe he had a run of really really efficient games at some point" But that is, of course, his batting average.
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Jan 23, 2013 15:24
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High score of 5
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Jan 23, 2013 15:25
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How many loving ODIs are there
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Jan 25, 2013 14:40
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goatface posted:New Zealand posted a total again. What is the world coming to? I love New Zealand worms. They're the worms of a competent team but with the first 10 overs cut off.
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Jan 25, 2013 17:40
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Smorgasbord posted:Daaaaamn what a shot. Bit unfair to give the Saffers an extra ball in case they choke imo
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Jan 25, 2013 22:28
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(Stein only bowled 5 balls in the 49th NZ over)
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Jan 25, 2013 22:28
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Doctor Cave posted:And Doherty's back! Let's see if he can improve on his test average of 102. Mister Chief posted:a better batsman than Donald Bradman
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Jan 31, 2013 10:35
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Hyperriker posted:Victoria/SA one-dayer going on right now, holy gently caress. Will Sheridan's 47th over might be the worst over I have ever seen live. This is poo poo I was in Eden Park for the first T20 and got to see Jade Dernbach's final over, which featured a mere 9 extras Mister Chief posted:Our number 11 had the better of him so Dernbach decided to beam him. serious gaylord posted:Sorry mate but Dernbach is just that bad that he would do it by accident. Basically this
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Feb 20, 2013 11:52
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Also I flew over there on Qantas (BA subcontracted) and got to watch this lovely video every time I got on a plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_ucd3uvpw I don't know why they don't have the cricketers doing the oxygen mask bit though, surely they're really experienced at failing under pressure  thehappyprince posted:For every wicket we lose Ashley Giles should receive one punch in the kidney. Also for every run [edit] By any team at any level
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It's all gold tbhfuckpot posted:So close to a really good funny here, except you only use the masks due to a lack of pressure. Yeah I couldn't word it well but thought sod it, it's good enough for that video [edit] Although the failure of the pressurised cabin is what causes the problem soooo
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Feb 20, 2013 12:29
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thehappyprince posted:The oxygen masks are used to get you high so you die relaxed. Yet another aussie doping scandal. smh.
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Feb 20, 2013 13:23
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thehappyprince posted:they should teach you how to open the doors and the slides. BA do all of this on their little cards, but they are so poorly made even someone who is English cannot decipher them.
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thehappyprince posted:30 is the one dayerest milestone That 57* must haunt him, he was so close to being a double thirturion. Oh well, at least he got it this match (as well as Woakes getting his three for).
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