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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
This game unlocks right when I have to start work for the day :negative:

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Your Computer posted:

I'm probably never going to make a single friend in this game.

Art imitates life















:smith:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Shane hits very close to home for me. Why isn't there a bromance option where he and I can be totally platonic bros with fistbumps and playing video games?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Is there a checklist out yet for all the community center bundles? Every couple days after gathering I check every single bundle to ensure I'm not going to sell something I can use and its so tedious :(

I also wish there was a way to turn in the community center items in one spot instead of having to individually walk to each location and turn the items in.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Johnny Joestar posted:

...have you not been clicking the community center icon next to your inventory in the menu, which brings up pages for the bundles specifically?

I know about checking the bundles from the start menu, but its tedious when I got summer crops and furnace turn ins and have to walk to both corners of the community center to turn them in. Kills almost an hour of my day.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I currently have my kitchen full of kegs and am making the townspeople love me by throwing beer at them 10/10

I'm sure I have enough hops to give everyone 2 beers a week until summer hits again and I'll have the income to grow MORE hops

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

IAmTheRad posted:

Are you throwing beers at the kids too?

Hell yeah, they say they don't like it but I just need to keep trying. Give them some freebies, get them while they're young, give them a taste and they'll be lifetime customers.

When is micro brewing going to be implemented? I want to be a typical goon beer snob.

E: VVV I also wanna know that, if I should stop bothering watering the flower that I use to increase my honey prices.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Tiny Chalupa posted:

What is the wheat to hops ratio for beer?
Stockpiling hops as I want to make more beer then what could be considered rational as soon as I unlock the recipe

Also finally unlocked tier 2 sprinklers! Soon I'll automate all of my watering and save 2 hours in the am for fishing and the mine :3

It only takes 1 hop or 1 wheat to make 1 beer, and they both take the same amount of time to make. Only difference is that pale ale (hops) is worth more then beer (wheat) by 100 gold

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Do fruit trees continue to grow through winter (say I plant a spring tree in Autumn) or does its growth "freeze" during winter and resume when spring hits?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Managed to get 101 in the first year fair without even planning for it



The jelly is pomegranate jelly :shobon:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Where is the mod where I can hire Linus to gather my hundreds of crops while I run around town giving everyone my homemade hooch?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Got the bus fixed up, nothing quite like giving Pam a homemade brewski and then having her drive me :haw:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

And how ignorant I was thinking the "cleavage portraits" mod was terrible.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Someone Awful! posted:

there is only one graphical replacement i'd ever consider using

and that one is Jojomart



Ahahah holy poo poo :yeah:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
We kill flying electrical catfish, why can't we just turn the sword against the rabbits and get their feet the old fashion way?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Steelion posted:

See: Dwarf Fortress

At least CA isn't being "NO ITS MY CREATION AND I WONT LET ANYONE HELP ME WITH ANYTHING :byodood:" about it.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Ciaphas posted:

I'm finally going to sit down and actually try this game I bought day 1 and never touched

Someone tell me what to do at the start, I flounder and sink hard in sandboxes without a little direction :saddowns:

Don't immediately clear out your farm. Just clear out say 20x12 tiles in front of your house and use that for farming.
Don't try to do everything (farm, forage, mine, socialize) in one day. Once or twice a week go out and socialize, when you're done go out and forage. On other days after farming go ahead and forage/mine for the rest of the time.
Reinvest your cash back into crops. Don't worry much about saving money at first, more money = more seeds
Don't get animals first thing or even in the first few months. They have little return for the expense and tedium of starting up and maintaining them

Honestly, do whatever but I recommend those guidelines

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I thought artisan goods took the value of the item and multiplied it, so silver/gold goods gave out more expensive artisan goods?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Dastardly posted:

Also pretty much everyone in town loves mayo, except for Leah, she's loving weird.

So does the Pierre's wife and Sebastien (but he hates everything so)


Still Dope posted:

This game looks interesting, but I have one question: Can you build an entirely vegan farm i.e. no animals being held captive, forcefully impregnated (raped) and murdered? My biggest gripe with these kind of games is the fact that they often involve animals being hurt.

I think I see why CA took out animal butchering.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I eventually carried spare stairs in case a swarm happens. Those things are so aggravating.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

:vince:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Captain Invictus posted:

stardew valley really shouldn't have needed to be published by them,

So what did CA get out of chucklefish publishing for him? The game is on steam, you have scam artists, terrible indie devs, a trove of anime porn games making it in, you're telling me CA couldn't get SV onto steam by himself? All that I see having chucklefish attached to the game is people going "Ugh its made by the starbound people". It seems to be nothing more then a detriment to the game.

Mega64 posted:

Clearly hanging out with the wizard too much.

I can't be the only one who imagined Jimi Hendrix was playing when you drunk the Wizard's brew

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Preserving pumpkin should make pumpkin butter

CA needs to implement a churn, milk + <produce> = <produce> butter

Apple butter, pumpkin butter, garlic butter, weed butter :420:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Last time I played they stole flowers. jerk ate the fairy rose I was using to make my honey worth more :(

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Paul.Power posted:

The only problem with extra marriage candidates is that I hope it comes paired with that "friendship bracelet" idea because I don't want to have to deal with Shane, Emily, Linus, etc. all losing two hearts with me, or suddenly having a bunch of romantic cutscenes all pile in at once.

I hope they add a bromance option so I can be total platonic bros with Shane

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

IronicDongz posted:

Am I missing something about Shane or is he just a rude, unhappy, disheveled man with a universal dislike for vegetables who is popular for some reason

Shane hits close to home, working a crappy retail job and being depressed about the hand they've been dealt. I know that feeling :smith:

Which is why I want be bros, that always helps :unsmith:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Supernorn posted:

So Stardew Valley has officially passed one million copies sold! Great job, ConcernedApe!

Holy poo poo :toot:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Away all Goats posted:

I wish I could give my horse coffee

Did they patch out +speed buffs effecting your horse's speed?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
*puts murder/rape/death/Irate Gamer as favorite thing*

Wow what a loving weirdo this dev is, telling me that these berries remind me of murder/rape/death/Irate Gamer!

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

WarpedNaba posted:

Oh please, little things like facts and circumstances and common sense have never stopped the Chucklehate.



Look, what if Chucklefish comes out and goes "Hey CA, you know using crab pots to get easy quartz bars is a little too simple. We might 'have a delay' with multiplayer if you don't arbitrarily remove it"?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Doesn't he have an event that is him explicitly asking you to give him advice to hook up with Emily?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

CJacobs posted:

I bought this game today and it's very charming so far. Just made it through my first week and I'm quite enjoying myself. Elliott is very handsome

I can't believe its not Fabio

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

my idiot loving dog has fallen asleep in front of my front door and will not let me in to sleep

the doctor's gonna find me passed out on my doorstep and will bill me stupid amounts because this goddamn hound is apparently too feral for my farmer to step over

e: i have rearranged the furniture in order to slide the still-sleeping dog out of the way. where axe and hoe have failed, the pot plant succeeds

Where is the kick option? I mean if we're going to bring in divorces and stealing other people's spouses may as well let us abuse our pet while we're at it!

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

counterfeitsaint posted:

The best part about this is it's completely random. A loving eggplant Haley, Jesus Christ.

What about the squid? I knew this game was anime game inspired but jesus

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Mega64 posted:

So why did people decide they wanted to romance some depressed alcoholic retail clerk over a loving wizard again?

I see a lot of me inside of him













:smith:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Coolguye posted:

Don't worry about it Shane calls two beers "a light lunch"

At least he isn't like the whalebeast I know irl who considers a Kids Meal a "light snack"

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

quote:

"Gold Clock" building (Magical Construction). Prevents weeds from spawning and fences from decaying on your farm.

This is good, too bad its only after you "beat" the game :(

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Here is the perk for the river farm: Style. Game's easy enough that you don't need to make 400x400 plots of cranberries to succeed.


Just be aware that trees near the water will more likely then not have their wood lost to the river gods.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I forgot about fruit trees, for spacing would water (say, the water on the river map) effect spacing? And what about those permanent green grass tiles?

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Gifting Demetrius a prism shard should activate a scene where he turns Sebastian into a dove.

E: Also of all the things for me to stray away from the river farm is that you can't grow any trees on the river banks, meaning an orchard is going to be extremely tiny. Maybe I can dedicate each island to a different fruit tree

Leal fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Oct 1, 2016

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