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Lolie posted:According to Benny, they always do. "The person giving the interview punched me in the face to get me to shut up. I think I got the job!"
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Benny should write what he knows. Crashing shopping carts into cars.
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Dex posted:Your comment is still relevant because literally nothing changed in the last year. Come now Benny has made a lot of steps like um... well... he applied for some jobs and apparently interviewed well but was passed over because of reasons like for the last 30 jobs he applied for! He also no longer reads comic books, he reads "graphic novels"
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Feb 11, 2014 20:18
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So when do we actually get to see you try?
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4th Asclepiadean posted:I am a little surprised, too. It's almost like he completely ignores half of the posts in this thread. He probably doesn't even know why.
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Benny is like Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski minus any of the charisma he had/has.
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Benny did what I did today, which is nothing. I am on vacation however and am currently employed.
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Uncle Salty posted:Ok, so now I really want to know. How is Benny going about getting laid? Is he still going to that bar where he's "learning about life"? Using data sites? Like, what methods are you deploying, Benny the Snake? He is studying Hentai very closely.
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AlbieQuirky posted:It's the end of March. Benny, get the gently caress on the stick with this. But but but Benny wouldn't be able to make exscuses then!
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Let me try something different: Benny did you NOT sign up for healthcare yet?
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Mar 18, 2014 18:52
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It's only a day away!
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Mar 20, 2014 19:48
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Uncle Salty posted:I agree with this. I do want to hear about the library bookstore volunteer position, though. On the 17th, he was awaiting a call from the library volunteer coordinator person about getting his fingerprints done. Wonder what will happen tomorrow! Nothing. Nothing will happen tomorrow.
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Mar 23, 2014 19:08
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If Benny writes a best seller, he should be made mod of Thunderdome.
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Mar 25, 2014 22:37
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DopeGhoti posted:Now I'm wondering whether, on the days Benny "applied" to a dozen jobs, he just sent one email with all the hiring managers' emails in one long CC: list and his resume attached. The content of the E-Mail and title: plz hire me
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Mar 27, 2014 21:55
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So this thread has made no progress in a year+
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May 29, 2014 18:27
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Benny, open up a CrossFit gym.
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May 30, 2014 19:00
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Eris posted:Do not do this. No office wants to have their day interrupted and field calls like this. It's not as if you were going to hire someone and then forgot to do so until they called and reminded you. He probably accidentally set the place on fire which is why he is down on his chances.
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Jun 1, 2014 14:09
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HiHo ChiRho posted:not if you hand deliver by shopping cart "Yeah it was windy out. Thankfully your car stopped I and me cart when we were going full speed down a hill"
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Get the gently caress out of here. I think that person would have to be completely homeless to be less successful than Benny.
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Jun 4, 2014 22:27
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Trying to set up a show about Benny's life seems creepy and stalkerish
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Aqua Bear posted:Benny is not gong to answer any of these questions or address this in any way. He is going to make another post asking how he should sell books.
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