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Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
I think he might have gotten into the picking up sticks business full time.

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Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
Benny I am offended that you admitted to ignoring this thread so that it will go away and wish upon you that your mom starts chargging you $1220 a month in rent and your brother benefits from it.

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
Benny, I don't care about any of this job and story writing nonsense, how did you spend your valentine's day? Did you slay any sweet poon tonight?

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
Benny run 2 miles a day everyday from now on. This won't solve all your current problems but its a start of doing something. (Run four miles on Fridays)

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004

Sotar posted:

Benny, open up a CrossFit gym.

He's too late for that, that fad will be over by the end of year. Lets not forget the time it gets to get a lease on a place, find equipment, members all that takes longer than 90 days.

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Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
My new theory is that Benny has an extremely mild form of Down Syndrome and his parents never really did anything about it because of religious reasons.

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