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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Have you noticed the GOP is all but dead at the state level in California? Well, political entrepreneur and Riverside County Supervisor Jeff Stone has and plan to do something about that! No, it's not "treat Hispanics with dignity." It's a secessionist movement! Behold, the glorious state of South California:




This thread has been fascinating, I've been learning so much.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Kavak posted:

Why'd they stop the Central Valley secession at Merced?



Merced is a dirty Liberal stronghold. But according to the 08 election map so is Fresno, San Diego, and Riverside so who knows.

Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Feb 8, 2013

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Lycus posted:

No no no, San Bernardino did not agree to this poo poo.

Well look, how else are you going to link Orange County with Kern County while ignoring all the people in LA? Speaking of which, according to the Football map, Kern County are Cowboys supporters. Even if succession is off the table I think we know what place to kick out of the state. :argh:

Also apparently Alpine County are fans of the Bears? That's pretty much all forest and mountains, what's up with that?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Can you explain this one a little bit? Why did the Japanese mess up the U.S. and Central America so much while everything else is pretty much intact? I think it looks like it might be some sort of WWII era propaganda though.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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When you post these Ethnographic maps, could you also put down what city it is? I can recognize Amarkov's as San Jose, but I have no idea where Senor Gato's is.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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SombreroAgnew posted:

Speaking of Jefferson:



There's a bunch of different configurations for Jefferson. The ones in deep red are the counties included in the original 1941 succession movement, the counties in light red are those that have since identified with the movement.



A better map of all the different counties:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Wait is Detroit's transit system literally called the "People Mover"?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Augster posted:

The Southern Poverty Law Center's hate map.



Unsurprisingly the San Francisco Bay Area is mostly Black Separatists like the Nation of Islam and extremist Muslims like As-Sabiqun, with a couple White Power groups in S.F. proper. Hella Neo-Nazi groups in Southern California though.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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HorseRenoir posted:

At least they were nice enough to leave Liechtenstein alone.

I've been to Liechtenstein before. I'd leave it out of my country too.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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ComradeCosmobot posted:



Funny that Kentucky's claim to fame is the same on both... (So is Wisconsin's and arguably California's, while Connecticut claims Rhode Island's claim and Minnesota (may) claim South Dakota's)

How is Ohio the "Nerdiest State"?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Soviet Commubot posted:

Le Pen (Front National - extreme right)



Haha, I like how there's a perfect cutout in the shape of Paris.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Why would Taiwan consider America an Evil Empire? Aren't we the ones who sell them all their weapons so Big China can't just waltz in there?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Ras Het posted:

Jamaica isn't a part of Latin America, no?

Haiti's on there, though. I figure if Haiti would qualify, Jamaica would as well.

And when did the U.S. intervene in Mexico during the Cold War? Or are they including the Mexican-American war and the Mexican Revolution?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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December Octopodes posted:

That blob in South America is Peru?

Colombia, apparently placed there by FARC and drug cartels.

vvvvv I can see why they'd need so many shirts.

Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Apr 8, 2013

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Get with the program, Philadelphia.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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PrinceRandom posted:



Fun map made by a prolific, but rather random, mapper of OTL thing on the Althist discussion board.

But there's never been a female Premier of the People's Republic of China.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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In addition to what Benito Hitlerstalin said, smoking is definitely banned on campuses in California. I don't know about other states, though, does every state have to have it on the books for it to qualify as a subnational-level law?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Lord Hydronium posted:

The politics of map projections

Oh hey, good post. I always knew different types of map projections distorted various landmasses, but I never knew how complicated it all was.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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I guess WaPo doesn't know the difference between the Head of State and the Head of Government? All the monarchs labeled "figureheads" are officially the Head of State for their country. In the countries colored red the monarchs act as the Head of Government.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Here's a tongue in cheek map of how Americans view the world, drawn up to look like the game Risk.

Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 8, 2013

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Reveilled posted:

I'm very curious as to the nationality of the person who drew it, thinking that the average American would know what a Belarus is nevermind identify it as the last dictatorship in Europe.

I think that's just supposed to be generic Nazi-land. In any case it's an American who made it (or at least he lives in the U.S.).

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Why do Finns apparently like Scots but no one else?

E: Well, I guess "Legos" isn't really a put down.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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GreyjoyBastard posted:

What this tells me is the Anglicans need to stage a crusade to push back the heretic scum in...

every single county?

There's some Anglican counties in South Dakota but I think that's it.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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I like how Burma leads the world in "Speaking Burmese."


And does it really count for Britain to lead in "Fascist Movements" if none of them really go anywhere?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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platzapS posted:

Mapfrappe is a great tool for comparing sizes, and if you're too lazy to even draw outlines here's a bunch of premade comparisons.



Oh hey, that's cool, thanks. So the distance from London to Glasgow is about the same as the distance from San Diego to Stockton. Meanwhile, the entire state is the distance from Shanghai to Beijing.

E: Oh, and Texas and Kenya are the same size.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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computer parts posted:

The most politicized part of marriage these days is gay marriage but here's a map of people being married.



Wait, how do you have more married men than women? Excepting the few states with gay marriage, wouldn't every man have a corresponding woman that he is married to? Or is it due to a significant difference between the overall number of men or women in certain counties?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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I'm a Bay Area native, so the first two make sense, but what's with Albuquerque? No one in my family's from New Mexico. Maybe it's because one of my grandmothers was a Latina who grew up in Texas, or because two others were German immigrants?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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DrSunshine posted:

EDIT: Hahaha. I'm Vietnamese American, and pretty much all three of the identified cities are located in/near counties with tons of Vietnamese people. That's fantastic. Well, I dunno about Fremont, but San Jose and Corona definitely.

I know there're quite a few hella Asians in Fremont, no idea how many are Vietnamese specifically though.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Darth Various posted:

Hey guys are we tired of Mercator projection mocking yet?



(Credit)

Mercator looks like Stephen Fry.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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computer parts posted:



Literal translations of Chinese names for European countries.

(note that the meaning doesn't really mean much, i.e. Germany isn't really considered that moral)

This raises so many questions. Why are the Swedes so lucky in war? Haven't they been neutral for centuries? What does Bulgaria have to do with insurance? When was the last time Italy was associated with successful business? Why call Switzerland "Swiss Scholar" and not just "Swiss"? "Rub Accept Brother"?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Fair warning, this post has images with plenty of :nws: text. It's all rather informative, but you might not want your boss peering over your shoulder while you read this. Since it's Saturday I assume most of you are at home, though.


Top porn searches from around the world. From here, which is about as :nws: as you can expect a site with "porn" in the name to be.

1

Most countries have pretty predictable and standard search results, but at least Ukraine goes a bit more hard-core.


2

The Kazakhs love girl-on-girl and BDSM.


3

The Brazilians are a bit narcissistic, but they're nothing compared to the...


4

...The Japanese, who keep it close to home.


5

Just because there's a civil war on, doesn't mean you can't get your fill of incest.


6

:stare: Quite a few Nigerians had an oddly specific search term.


7

I don't fault Ghanaians for preferring specifically black pornstars, but what's this obsession with girl-on-girl?


Thanks to forum user Funkz for showing me this.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Fojar38 posted:

It seems very likely that for countries like Afghanistan and Japan the majority of the searches are from US servicemen. Most Afghan's don't have the internet and I'll bet that there's probably Japanese porn sites.

If that was the case, wouldn't those countries' results resemble America's as a whole more?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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When Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Irradiation posted:

Is there a map like this with representatives?

Almost every state, with the exception of those with tiny populations like Wyoming and Alaska, have both Republican and Democratic Representatives.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Randandal posted:

What country does your state's life expectancy most closely resemble?



I like that the map creator seems to have been in the process of adding a :lol: annotation over Mississippi.

Kind of funny Rhode Island resembles the U.S. as a whole.

Edit: the "LO" means the lowest average life expectancy, while the "HI" over Hawaii represents the highest.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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I'd also imagine a lot of the economic activity in the Bay Area is very concentrated into a few cities, so it looks more sparse than it is.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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the jizz taxi posted:

I'm kind of stunned Obama apparently hasn't visited Belgium as well. You'd think he'd at least have showed up at one summit or the other in Brussels.

I don't think America is in the EU.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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So is there any country where women are physically secure? Because it doesn't look like it.

Unless one of those countries that looks like "no data" is. The colors are pretty bad on that map.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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Ofaloaf posted:

Do any women live in Vatican City?

Nuns.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

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tractor fanatic posted:

What is that little slice of France there

Kavak posted:

Oh please, don't act like your the only nation clinging to a colonial empire, Anglais



:france:

They still own a couple islands in the Indian Ocean, so they're able to carve out a portion of Antarctica it looks like.

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