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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Awful Kickstarters Vol II: Will these zombies learn to practice safe sex?
 
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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

kelikar posted:

Isn't that the fundamental success of feminism? Gender being completely irrelevant because men and woman are equal? The fact that she is a female and it doesn't matter in the slightest, I would argue, makes her a very strong female character.

Now come here and get your own Ditty (or thing)!!! Bad clip art included!!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rickyjfico/rickys-ditties-and-things-to-inspire-amuse-and-sti?ref=home_location

Oh god this guy is awesome. Enjoy his ditty entitled "Arose to the Occasion":

Ricky posted:

Aromatic and Fresh
to the Eyes, Mouth & Nose
You are in Every Sense
the Most Perfect Rose

Love You Always!

And All the Ways I Can!

I also checked out his ditty-blog about Las Vegas, and found even more gold:

Ricky posted:

Las Vegas, often referred to as Sin City
But a far departure from Sodom and Gomorrah
Las Vegas is like Conrad Twitty
Has more than that place in Florida
Las Vegas, when we get down to the nitty gritty
Has developed a very special formula
People come here for more than the titty
So there’s really no need to warn your ma

In Las Vegas, there’s a lot that’s really pretty
We’ve much more than what’s stuffed in a bra
So, now I want you to take this ditty
And give it to both your ma and pa
Vegas, a place where you may win if you outbid me
Or if you’re a member of Sha Na Na
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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
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Waffleman_ posted:

Also, for a kickstarter that's really Something Awful, regular SA writers David Thorpe and Jon Hendren need $500. They need it to pour Dom Perignon into some adult diapers and drink it from the diapers.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/we-re-going-to-pour-some-dom-p-into-a-diaper

"I'll fly to your house and kiss you on the mouth, then leave. If you live near me, I'll just drive I guess. (This is Dave, Jon probably won't kiss you) (Update: This is Jon, I'll come too and totally kiss you)"

If I had $1500 to spare...

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
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Young Freud posted:

I think this is a Kickstarter we can all get behind.

I don't know, I think $21mil is on the low side for today's state-of-the-art defense technology.

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