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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

He does? Because at the end he basically says "use this referral code so we both get money ingame".

It's not even a shill, just a dude trying to get star citizen bucks for his digital gooncave.

About 6 hours ago when I first read the post it didnt have the part about being french either. He edited it.

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the first one was sorta well cast and good for the first hour. The second one has all new actors for some reason and is really lovely compared to the 1st which makes it double poo poo.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"is" being the operative word, not "was"

he ded

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ianmacdo posted:

I'm pretty sure we saw it earlier in this thread. its a cooler that has a giant battery in it to power a blender and a bluetooth speaker, doing nothing well.

they really should have made some sort of powered cooling loop so it actually cooled better than literally any other cooler.

You know instead of attacking really lovely versions of things to it

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow that is gross

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cockmaster posted:

The vibrations produced by the device are a known quantity - it should actually be pretty simple to filter those out.

this guy sounds like he knows his proxy dicks

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I dont think freelancer was as good as people remember past the first few hours

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Croisquessein posted:

I haven't looked in depth into the whole Star Citizen thing but it seems from what I've heard that after blowing through all their kickstarter money they've got themselves in a situation where they have to constantly expand and add stuff that can be purchased in order to continue funding themselves, right? Like they can't actually finish the game because they keep pushing the finishing line away faster than they are actually moving towards it.

yes, they miss every deadline by a mile. They say they are on schedule because they move the launch date back when they add new features

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I would buy a cupcake machine. Some sort of 3d printer with DRM icing spools

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its actually a very popular franchise with lots of merchandise. It doesnt mean its any good though

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there was no subplot to chobits, it was just sex robot without being explicit

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bocu no pico being the other probably. dont google

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

How is this project still going? I'm sure there must be something in kickstarter rules about anime paedophiles.

its not porn and its not illegal. The rules on such things are clearly defined and they are just barely on the safe side.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the best thing to do is to not give them money and then forget it exists. All the hand wringing in the world wont stop the people that already decided to support it from funding it.

Come to terms that no amount of getting upset about it will stop the people who buy that poo poo from doing it

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its probably like furry porn where a very small amount of people spend a lot of money for their niche fetish

I would have tried to publish yaoi

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommunistPancake posted:

excuse me what thread are you in

the one where funny/stupid kickstarters get mocked, not where we argue what is pedophilia and then accuse each other of being such.

this one isnt awful its just gross and doesnt deserve the attention

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Morglon posted:

Someone needs to page Tokaii so he can explain what is and isn't, what the correct nomenclature is and also what the hottest age is and why.

Seriously though, loving Anime.

13 is the scientifically hottest age, we know this thanks to him. His sacrifice will not be forgotten

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paul Zuvella posted:

Sorry we think your fetish is disgusting

way to misread the post. sorry but my fetish is your mom's dusty old pussy

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Mann posted:

person with an avatar from an anime where you see little boy weiners and where a mom molests her insanely sexy teenage daughter is very concerned that we stop badmouthing anime pedophiles right now

hey you called the teenager sexy not me

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i bet drinking some ice water would be a far more effective way to cool down. Then you are cooling you the one feeling hot instead of barely cooling a tiny area around that dumb icebox

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dogwood Fleet posted:

Egh, the "it's not child porn here's a backer reward with body pillows of children" campaign made its funding goal with time to spare.

CP has a concise definition that this isnt. I abbreviated it because i type it so much and im a busy man

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ACTUALLY someone can say it, but its not the true in the legal sense except in a few countries. Drawn fictional characters and events are victimless. At no point does anything happen except in someone's awful imagination.

Yeah its super detestable but you are better off finding something real to be upset by, like actual CP with real victims

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 10:50 on Jul 5, 2016

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Do not google this

dont google anything, there is nothing of worth on the whole internet

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the best argument is saying that she acts so mature and has an "old soul" when its the pedo that is actually about as mature as a 13 year old

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its not for you, its for wannabes that think their equipment holds them back from mastery of whatever hobby they are currently into

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if i bought a batter camera i would be a better photographer

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they should have paid a korean studio half as much for 8x as much work in actual anime style.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Non Serviam posted:

The kid breastfeeding on the video thumbnail is waaay too big to still be doing that

"he decides when to stop, not me"

Im guessing they homeschool too, those poor kids with idiot parents


and after reading it, of course they do. They would probably do a lot better in a less exotic place where you can still live off the grid like missouri

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 10:14 on Jul 23, 2016

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have a crippling case of anime eyes

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Waffleman_ posted:

China's gonna steal my idea!

its true though. Chinese knockoffs are often no longer a knockoff. They are a second production run with the branding removed.

I had a medium sized batch of unique beachballs with fins made for some promo work. A week after my shipment they started to appear on alibaba and the local market streets

That said, they only copy things they think will sell, so no chance that KS is getting stolen

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
at this point the only kickstarters that you should trust are from people that have already successfully run a KS to completion

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Its basically the hovercraft from the back of boys life magazine.

No steering and barely any lift.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a weapon to fall well short of metal gear

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
someone thought the wii u was a good idea

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Light Gun Man posted:

It's really pissing me off that they seem to have the goal (according to their graphics) of vat-growing loving chicken legs with a bone in them. Dude if you are growing meat why the gently caress even gently caress around with bones at all?

why do they need to grow the part that people dont eat? just have reusable plastic bone inserts

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Madcosby posted:

Whats an example of a kickstarter with a terrible presentation video that got funded anyhow? Besides doobies. Basically something that didnt need a slick promo bcz the product was actually good

The ouya football game that was totally legit and not them funding it themselves to get the prize money

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when will people learn that combining poo poo doesnt make it less lovely, it leaves you with more poo poo

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
was this the guy that was a night janitor or something?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lets kickstart a survival kit designed to be hidden in the butt. It can come in various sizes with the biggest one for serious survivalists.

All these mall ninjas and serious operators daily carrying butt plugs

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
only a serious bitcoiner can hold this many in my anus. Hold on lemme get my wallet out

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