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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

Are you lying? Because I really hope you're not.

Death is Abraham Van Brunt who was engaged to Katrina Van Tassel before she called it off and later married his friend Ichabod Crane. War is the son of Ichabod and Katrina who grew up without his parents (Ichabod was in a magic coma, Katrina was in Purgatory) and resented them for it especially after he was buried as a teenager by witches for a couple of centuries.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

This is what I picture when I read fauxn:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/EcTFimB.jpg:nws:

I picture those fairy creatures too, but one that lived in the 1990s and skateboarded everyday to the rave club where he worked as a DJ.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


LORE's half of Manandtaur and one leg of HATE TROLL TIM inspired more confidence.

Zybourne Clock posted:

You know what would be cool? A simulation game in which you get to play as a police officer doing his regular day job. He's got nothing to show us yet besides a watermarked picture of a police car, but don't worry: his buddy is going to help him make this game.

Ironically, a better Kickstarter about being a bad cop: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/43328422/this-is-the-police

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Oh sure, it finds absolutely nothing weird about the nightmare prop baby from the deleted scenes of the final Twilight movie. Maybe because it's a lifeless artificial construct.

edit: I tried a famous internet picture.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 12:44 on Feb 12, 2015

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Haha, I also tried a nude crotch picture from a porn site and got "life sciences" as one of the results. At least you know they are still robots. As far as we know.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

signalnoise posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/702614894/slave-of-mine-a-yaoi-gay-romance-card-game?ref=nav_search

Slave of Mine lets you, the mine owner, destroy your competitor's mine by stealing away all the super-cute hotties working for them! You do this with the power of yaoi!

You should have posted the main image used to introduce you to this thrilling mine slavery management card game.



Too bad this is not a Dungeon Keeper/Evil Genius clone.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They are like those terrible taxidermy animals.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Morglon posted:

Engineering an actual human sized hybrid. Then skinning it and wearing that as a suit.

I'm sure this is a real episode of a cartoon I used to watch.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Autechresaint posted:

According to his Kickstarter profile, guy lives in Sarasota, which happens to be home to one of the biggest and best computer animation schools in America.

Is it also Jerky Capital USA?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Xandu posted:

Actually the most offensive part about this is the name.

"All-In-WA"? It's like a pun I'm not getting. At first I thought it's a Waluigi-related app.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I think we should prepare our kids for a world of Subway spokemen and forum mods.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Goons doth protest too much. Mayhaps they all aspire to mod-hood?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

amusinginquiry posted:

Crow money is honestly a severely underutilized form of funding.

Will our profits soar as high?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Who wants to live in Minas Tirith? Give this guy 3 billion.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/realise-minas-tirith#/story

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

How many moles must die for you hipsters?!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This guy wants you to pay for his Batman v Superman ticket.

http://www.gofundme.com/h335y66k

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Harveygod posted:

Load-Bearing Fabric

Grovershirt?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The phone feature of the watch is for the "girls" to call the police with.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Segmentation Fox posted:

Granos is involved in this kickstarter?

The only thing missing is a tranq dart launcher but maybe that's what the hypnosis is for.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I thought he was "Blayde" at first, which is how you Blonic & Blails a character whose name already starts with "bl-".

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Paladinus posted:

In my next book I will retell the best threads of something awful dot com forums in excruciating detail. Please support me on patreon.

Make it the Doobie thread.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Several Vin Diesel movies were based on his D&D character and campaigns. The Last Witch Hunter being the most obvious one.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ob Gyn Kenobi provides the best reproductive healthcare in the galaxy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The guys who spent their Kickstarter money on strippers also said they will sue the main developer if he attempts to release the game without their involvement.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

He's apparently doing a mummy movie next, except not as the title character, and also a movie where he's an elite pilot of the Fairy Squadron flying superjets to fight geometric alien ships flying out of a portal over Antartica. Not to be confused with Top Gun 2, which is also in the works.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fatal Fury fan film. It actually succeeded in getting it's $10,000 goal too. However, I really want to bring your attention to its trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnRLhEcRq50 (I think they sent a KoF-style Engrish script to this ad service)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

Holy Moley. Considering the 1 euro he has raised so far I'm thinking there isn't as much of a market for vagina yeast beer as you would think. I would have at least expected $2

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/story


anyways enjoy the creepy loving video.

I love the juxtaposition between the hot models and the vagina yeast beer.

I guess this is inevitable ever since that one woman made bread using her yeast.

http://jezebel.com/happy-thanksgiving-this-woman-just-ate-the-bread-she-m-1744814662

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ce gars posted:

I've always loved that Kickstarter requires you to fill out the risks and challenges section, because I always scroll down to them immediately. Nine times out of ten, they say some variation of "we expect nothing bad at all to happen because we are very good :downs:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiyl-EtGeVk&t=29s

Zereth posted:

I'm pretty sure that vaginal yeast is very different from beer-making yeast and this beer would be either very bad or not beer at all. :gonk:

I don't know. That link I posted earlier shows that it's the same as bread yeast. Maybe that's different from beer yeast.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hey, remember that console that will change gaming forever? Homestar Runner does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQO1RHETKy4&t=610s

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BeigeJacket posted:

Is there a good, long form article about Star Citizen? I find video games about space deeply tedious and most of the games 'journalism' I've read is awful beyond belief. But goons keep going on about SC and I fear I may be missing something interesting.

Did you read the thread in Games? The OP is Derek Smart.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

Battlefront?

Lucasfilm seems to have more autonomy compared to Pixar or Marvel so they made an exclusive game development deal with EA. Otherwise, Disney is only using their IP to make mobile games and Disney Infinity.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The empty spaces used to have crab armor elves and psychic orgy bugs, but they got jettisoned from canon.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Great, the LORE guy have moved on from games to apps.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lin is a Trekkie. And the biggest nerd because he and Vin Diesel turned F&F into adaptations of D&D.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/735638491636195328

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SpacePig posted:

I also enjoy the shot of the CAD box next to the Gunnerkrigg Court box, because the difference in art quality is phenomenal. I honestly can't imagine that there's much of a market for this.

Not just Gunnerkrigg Court, but GC and Girl Genius.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/745311041987371008

edit:
https://twitter.com/kobunheat/status/745332230256459776

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZMclAHODQg

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Definitely funnier than any "welcome to the Republican party" joke.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Harveygod posted:

What's really depressing is that they've already more than tripled their goal with 3 weeks to go.

I know they will take the money and run, but I would love to be there when the first one rolls up to the TSA and the poor dumb sucker gets told that his $1000 suitcase ISIS wet dream won't fly.

Imagine a horde of Daesh soldiers riding towards you on that thing before exploding, like a swarm of Starcraft 2 banelings.

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