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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Translation: We'll take what we can get from you sheep.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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For what it's worth, those character sprites were literally made in a Flash dress-up game/generator I saw a few years back.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Alan Smithee posted:

Wow, it's like that one thing that's like Poe's Law except not about Hitler and more about being too dumb to know you're dumb

Poe's Law isn't about Hitler. That's Godwin. Poe's Law is about not being able to tell a parody from an actual idiot.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Nintendo takes the piss out of Kickstarter to advertise the new Wario game.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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But what about Dynamutt?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/378279437/the-man-card

It's a steel card with the word "MAN" on it.

You pull it out when you're not secure in your own masculinity.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Srice posted:

The Megatokyo Kickstarter has reached all non-porn stretch goals, so he added a bunch more.


Ignoring that incredibly cringeworthy first paragraph, I love how it's going to take him years to write a story that's based on content that already exists because he promised too much. Also, the game is gonna be a trilogy so that's several years to make part 1 of 3.

And despite all that it's not outside of the realm of possibility that he'll reach the porn stretch goal. Oi.

Oh right. Does Megatokyo still unironically use leet speak?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Decrepus posted:

If the ponies are from Equestria shouldn't this person's game featuring humans be from someplace called Homopia, or something?

That is an entirely different kind of dating sim.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Noyemi K posted:

Everything in the kickstarter description is just tremendously over-written.


This whole section can be condensed down to the much more easily digestible "We believe your choices will meaningfully impact the game and lead you to one of the many endings we have planned." Instead, it dances around bullet-points and repeats itself over and over, especially in the parts I italicised. I hope to God the one doing the writing isn't the same one doing the pitch.

Edit: Okay, they are two different people.

This is even more hilarious when you consider that player choices and multiple endings are pretty much part of the definition of visual novels. It's like advertising leveling up in an RPG.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Do people even wear t shirts with nothing but snarky text on them anymore or is it just that I grew out of it?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The only people that care about CWC already know everything about him.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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A Steampunk Gent posted:

I don't think Nintendo's copyright honour is particularly relevant one way or the other, but the game's design being 'literally Super Metroid ... with ghosts!' is pretty weak and a shameful thing for a self-respecting designer to be asking money for.

I suppose that's why the prototype name for the game,"Spooker Metroid," didn't work.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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DStecks posted:

"It's Everquest, but you can do, like, just loving everything in it you guys".

So the design doc for Everquest Next, then?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Red Minjo posted:

Is he allowed to use, without even crediting it, about half of Sweet Child of Mine in his pitch video? I'm guessing that the answer is "No."

Traditional Native American songs.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I'm very sure there are numerous more higher paying and more respectable roles for a big name actor than putting on a Cloud wig for some no name production. Unless it was a specific passion project, I guess.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Well, if you're talking about like a trained amateur or unknown actor, then I could see it happening.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I don't think the people issuing filming permits are going to refuse based on the content of what is planned to be filmed. Seems like that'd violate the first amendment or something.

Edit: Also, I doubt they care that much.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Why the hell do you care so drat much, man?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Choice: Texas, Games Are ART, Dammit!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I will only back Postal 2 if there is a scene in which Lowtax punches out Uwe Boll.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Zybourne Clock posted:

Maverick Hunter X isn't necessarily a bad KickStarter, but I'm including it here solely because of how hard the guy must be kicking himself right now in light of recent developments.

Looking forward to the inevitable C&D when he realizes that there is an actual Mega Man game called Maverick Hunter X.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Electric Bugaloo posted:

I bet they'll be saying the same thing when their Waterworld fantasy either fails to materialize or sinks to the bottom of the sea.

That'll just be another win for them, since it'll be ~just like Rapture~

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I can't wait for the microhotdog that comes with an iPhone port.

Edit: *Chewing on a hot dog, turns to camera, mouth full* Oh, didn't see you there.

Waffleman_ has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Sep 25, 2013

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Wasn't Quidditch made as a parody of modern soccer rules anyway or something like that?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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College students do dumb nerd poo poo.

In other news, water still wet.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I think an issue like this transcends personal opinions of quality. Whether or not you like the work he did, he still has rights.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Brian Griffin Memorial Statue in Providence

This speaks for itself, really.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Greggy posted:

Someone should completely copy his kickstarter and just replace chocolate with some other word.

Replace it with cacao, for health-conscious players.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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A soulon enthusiast.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Chomp8645 posted:

Someday someone will make a kickstarter that somehow combines bacon, zombies, indie game development, tabletop dice, designer soap, and a stealth/quasi "fund my life" incentive. It will be the singular worst endeavor in human history.

And you can put it on your iPhone.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I'm just not a fan of shirts with a text joke on them. I think a t-shirt design should be able to be appreciated at a glance, because a glance is what most people are going to be getting of it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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And it's Star Wars themed, which is loving cheating with Lego.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Give me 5 mil to buy a wrestling league and make it boring.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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What is there in Ohio besides a high school prom that would justify a limo ride?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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If I don't get the Floyd Legs, how can I make a dirty-rear end old lumber into a table?! Yes, I want to put my computer on this door I found in the garbage.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I love how even the first person view has the main character's tits jiggling in her face.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Noyemi K posted:

Another OEL manga project, and man the art is just FANTASTIC in this one.

quote:

If $60,000 is reached a RPG/visual novel version of Megami Saga: Resurrection will be in production. The game will be based on all the volumes and will include a few extras within the story. The game will employ a Xenogears/Chono Cross like battle system and a hub based world where you select missions to fight demons or progress through t the story. You can play as Reiko, Ai, Hotaru and Hina. When it starts production it won’t be released until after all 28 chapters are released.

Reach for the loving stars, buddy.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The Wisdom of Wall Street: An Empty Book.

Yes, this biting social commentary is worth nearly five thousand US dollars.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Is this seriously the loving UI they're using? Can't wait for the inevitable Hasbro C&D.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Bring digital music into the 21st century? I thought digital music was pretty much already a product of the 21st century.

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