Awful Kickstarters Vol II: Will these zombies learn to practice safe sex?

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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The MSJ posted:

What's the name of that Twitter account that imagines plots for Seinfield episodes if it's still on air? Because I really want to see an episode about Kramer and George doing some sort of strange Kickstarter together.

It's a Tumblr account and not a twitter, but I think this might be what you're looking for.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 08:53

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 03:52

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I wasn't even aware that memes had communities.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 21:18

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

bomblol posted:

The entire Chloe situation is one of the hugest clusterfucks I've seen and while there are some good points to be said (points that HAVE been said) for both sides, it's drowned out by namecalling and extremism. Indie games have a very vocal trans community who I usually unequivocally agree with, but it's hard to not take issue at all with outright defense of Chloe in all regards. However, that's still more attractive of a position than being one of the usual misogynist, ignorant gamers who have are pretty much taking glee that she attempted suicide because she did a few sketchy, lovely things and has some mental issues.

Too bad this the age of an incredibly polarized ~~internet~~ life in general, where taking a position of any moderation will just have both sides rejecting and vilifying you.

It's possible to think she was being a lovely person based solely on what she did without being misogynist or ignorant.

# ¿ May 13, 2013 23:56

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

It's just continuing the time honored tradition of TV infomercials where the people using competing products are so dumb you wonder how they tie their shoes.

# ¿ May 19, 2013 00:45

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

How does a man's beard even grow like that

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 14:24

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

OrganizedInsanity posted:

I wonder if you could pay a fit person to produce a series of videos where he progressively becomes fatter and fatter from eating the world's most disgusting poo poo

This is more or less that tv series Man vs Food, isn't it?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 18:54

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Zybourne Clock posted:

UTB: A Documentary went live just minutes ago. What is UTB? A game not unlike soccer, except with a bigger ball and you can use your hands. Oh, and and every player also brings his own stun gun to the field which he can use to stun whichever person is currently holding the ball. There's also a special zone near the goals where that rule doesn't apply and every player can stun anyone else. That sounds perfectly safe and not completely insane at all.

You can even witness the 'sport' from a first-person perspective!

Without even clicking on that link I'm gonna guess the U stands for "Ultimate."

# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 17:48

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

signalnoise posted:

http://sunodessert.com/

This place makes shaved ice out of condensed milk or something and loads it up with crazy toppings, and it's pretty good

That's about as close as I can muster

Isn't that just kakigori/patbingsu/tsuabing/etc? It's a pretty common dessert in Asian cultures.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2013 16:15

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I petition the name is changed to Doobie's Frog House.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 01:15

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

What could possibly go wrong?

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where that wouldn't end in tragedy, holy poo poo.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 18:50

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

JDM3 posted:

Add Air-Bud and I'm in.

Please, we all know a Barkley movie would also need Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Bill Cosby, and Ivory Latta at the very least. :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 23:23

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I know I posted this in the Kickstarter thread in Games last night, but it deserves to be in this thread too. This is an actual promotional picture used in an update for the delusional, goon-run, all-volunteer City of Heroes ripoff MMO City of Titans:

They've raised over $400k.

Excuse me, I think you mean ~*spiritual successor*~.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 23:01

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I'm starting to understand why Voldemort wanted to destroy us

# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 08:52

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in hot chocolate.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 13:46

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Alan Smithee posted:

What...what have I done?

I can't have dooburittos on my head please delete all postings

We've all been there before, in line at Chipotle's waiting to buy a chicken burrito

# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 14:49

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

I just noticed the risks and challenges part of the kickstarter. :laffo:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 00:06

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Chomp8645 posted:

As much as I hate to tell you this, that is nothing new. 3D mousepads featuring anime boobs have been around for a long time. This one just happens to be one of the characters from his game.

Intrepid Japanese entrepreneurs have moved on from boobs to butts and even balls for the ladies. America's behind the times.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2014 22:24

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

...of SCIENCE! posted:

They just ripped off Goat Simulator and beat them to the crowdfunding punch.

Counterpoint: who the gently caress wants to play as a goat when they could be playing a loving bear

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 02:08

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 03:52

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

steinrokkan posted:

What if we made 8-bit underwear... MADE OF BACON! There are billions to be made.

Inspired by Metroidvania games, Dark Souls, and Minecraft

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 20:54

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