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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Are there some special numbers I can put on my bag, so that people would know that I drink cider sometimes? It's really important because I like cider.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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bvoid posted:

$4000 for a DVD filled with a bunch of YouTube videos. Yup.

What, I won't even get a lunch with my idols from 404tech?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Noyemi K posted:

Won't somebody please toss some money at the ugliest sim game ever?



Maybe they'll hire an artist for those money.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Alan Smithee posted:

(Placeholder art, I am just an ideas man)
Well, I'm sure the game is going to be poo poo. But the guy I assume is just a developer, so cut him some slack.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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This one cannot be real. I don't want it to be real.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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loving. Hell. If only there was a way to alarm beebs executives so they'd take some legal actions against it...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Crashbee posted:

Obviously the original stories and characters are out of copyright, but could they get in trouble for using Cumberbatch's likeness in their promotional materials?

I guess it's the same as with LotR films and books rights. Even when Tolkien works become public domain, you'll still be in trouble for portraying Legolas as Orlando Bloom look-alike or lifting other distinctive things from the films. And even if your work is not commercial, the company that holds rights to the franchise can send you a sweet cease and desist if they don't want you to screw up their image, as it happened with several non-commercial LotR-based video game mods. Also see 'Candy Crush Saga controversy'.
But then my knowledge of intellectual property rights is pretty much anecdotal, so I may be completely wrong.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Although the video claims that the project is not affiliated with Chipotle, I find it really hard to believe...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Is this the same dude who tried doing steampunk rap and got his rear end caved in by Professor Elemental? Or are there multiple hack-rear end gormless motherfuckers who call themselves Mr. Gee?

You might be confusing him with Mr.B the Gentleman Rhymer, but I'm pretty sure Mr.B is only into chap-hop, not steampunk. Also, he's cool.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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InquisitorLisica posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tobiashiller/gamer-fit-guide-gfg-leveling-the-battlefield

Buy this book, learn to become an esports professional or game tester!. The GAMER FIT GUIDE!


A person got paid to do this.

Finally, a book that will teach me how to play League of Legends and avoid long term injuries.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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DarkRider09 posted:

Virtual reality Linux wallet. Include that it can be used for bitcoin in the pitch and watch the money pour in.



*Bitcoin not valid for wallet purchase.

http://butwithbitcoins.com/
Someone was one step ahead of you.

E: I'm Kickstarting an electronic beef jerky law firm
... but with bitcoins!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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...of SCIENCE! posted:

Remember that Bell's Palsy-looking goober who got fired from Community for Kickstarting an unlicensed webseries based on his lovely Dr Who spoof character?

He's back! In flexible funding form!

But Inspector Spacetime was horrible. To the point that Community executives didn't allow him to use the name of the show. Why do people still give him money?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Nanomashoes posted:

ones a vagina, one's an esophagus

One man's vagina is another dragon's mouth?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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ShutteredIn posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/73258510/sad-pictures-for-children/posts/759318

well that's a hell of a way to say I'm taking your money and not giving you anything.

I am not reading this mess. Why is he burning books?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Frozen-Solid posted:

That sad pictures for children meltdown gets even better when you read the 2nd update he made to his project page:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/73258510/sad-pictures-for-children/posts/311890

It's supposed to be a sarcastic retort to some people who suspected him of faking it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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dijon du jour posted:

God do we have to explain everything?

Okay, when audio is being unpacked from a digital format it has to be crunched. Flac only runs a double crunch which, while adequate, ruins the fidelity of the sound areas by solidifying the soundwave before it has time to properly compile. The Pono program, by comparison, runs a triple crunch pass which better equalizes the frequency and then a cleaner pass which sharpens the peaks, thus allowing for a much greater tone variance than traditional methods.

Hm... But does it make sound crisp and rich?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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semiavrage posted:

I think it's pretty clear that the brony kickstarter is a parody. Just watch the video. My guess would be Sam Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme.

But what happens when they actually get the money? I hope they make a really cheesy game to annoy backers.

Goodness, one dude even gave them 750 dollars. :smith:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I hoped one of the perks would be eternal life for $666. Instead I can get some jpegs from his wife.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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unpacked robinhood posted:

I watched the video and he's selling a box ? Kinda jealous of his cnc machine

It's a box that looks like a tiny wooden Mac Mini. Therefore it's destined to be a success.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Shwqa posted:

So what about the atlas shrugs movie... Or the creationist movie... And I would assume there is dozens of stupid bible merchandise kick starters funded.

Dude just a big baby that has to make everything a war between left wing and right wing.

You've just reminded me that there is the Atlas Shrugged movie.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/atlas_shrugged_part_i/

:shrug:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Noyemi K posted:

Getting to the weirder side of things, some schmuck has made 3D printed armour for barbie dolls. Oh, and it's open-source (what?)

He explicitly mentions he has nothing to do with mattel, which makes the legality of this questionable as well.

If he's modeled the armour himself then it's kind of an alright kickstarter, I guess. Someone should also make G.I. Joe-compatible tutus.
As for legality, I don't think it's more illegal than making iPhone-compatible car holders or whatever.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Noyemi K posted:

Well I didn't way it wasn't weird but if it's legal it's alright I guess.

To repent for my sins, I give you... Game of Phones!


I dunno man... this game sure sounds fun! Isn't facebook basically this?

Let's see this gem in action.

1.
Ha... ha.
2. No idea what this even supposed to mean. Calendar? What a barrel of laugh.
3. I don't have an instagram account. I lose. My friends could probably get a like in 15 minutes. My sides fell off at that point.
4. A photo of a work-related note about a weekly report that I was too lazy to type into my smartphone. Humour intensifies.
Yep, a party game of the century.

\/\/\/ I am young, I live in a city and I have a job. Oh no, I am a yuppie! :smith:

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Apr 10, 2014

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Zeether posted:

Someone from the Skullgirls team just linked this: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ac-gamer#home

Guy is ripping off their IndieGoGo except trying to make it about...I don't know what the gently caress he's trying to make it about because he ripped text entirely from their campaign.

And it's dead.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're nearly up to $5000 now. Remember that this isn't a one off lump sum, it's $5k of automated payments every month. Zach Weinersmith of SMBC is getting over $8k per month (that's about $100,000 annually, minus fees and taxes) and even Tim Buckley is pulling in over $2.5k monthly from Patreon.
Creators can also set the donation schedule to "per creation" rather than "per month". Filmcow (the Charlie the Unicorn people) are only pulling $900 per video but they pump out several videos every month.

You can also limit how much you're willing to donate per month, so that creators couldn't just churn out three hundred zero-content videos in one month and disappear with all the money. That's slightly better than kickstarter, I guess.

Edit: Also, love the photo on that patreon.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Jerk McJerkface posted:

2400, after taxes is only like $2000, quick back of envelope math tells me he's making about 12 bucks an hour. He also gets no health insurance, so how's he financing all these miscarriages? Congratulations, you are a 35 year old guy with a job that pays slightly more than minimum wage?

I don't think it's his only income. There must be people who buy t-shirts or whatever stupid merchandise he's selling. And probably ads.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Character 1: Sometimes I think about things.
Character 2: Ha-ha, things? What are things? Don't you know SCIENCE?
Character 1: That's why I don't like science and scientists.
-- 50% of SMBC

Other 50% are alright and sometimes really good

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I think an MRA channel would fly, too. It's more niche but people are in general more dedicated.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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sinking belle posted:

Dedicated to what

To watching stupid videos that are in line with their opinions.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Today Retsupurae did another kickstarter video.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1727847183/hero-monster-girl-quest-3d

quote:

Turn Based Battles, Text Boxes, Anime-Styled Graphics, It's The Old School RPG Reborn in 3D For Gamers Young And Old!

It's another game in a series about sexy loli blobs* and hot oppai succubi. For gamers young and old, indeed.


*An actual enemy from the original game:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/mggMjlC.png

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That was the Tropes Vs Men In Videogames Indiegogo project (although the url actually says 'misandryinvideogames'), but you'll notice that the link is now dead since Indiegogo eventually decided they didn't want to deal with this poo poo after all. Someone actually looked into it and found the Tropes Vs Men guys apparently got their money but didn't make any videos or donate it to charities like they'd promised.

Here's their initial video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-sjAICwKg
(Somehow some people missed the fact that it's a pisstake and gave them money anyway.)

Here's their followup video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pt0Qgw6Bk

I'm not 100% certain of their intentions going into this project but the end result was that they scammed a bunch of MRAs out of a bunch of money so that was actually pretty awesome. :v:

I thought they've produced some evidence that they'd donated the money to charities, but people didn't believe them or something. Anyway, the :irony: of it all is that while people tend to criticise Sarkeesian for kickstarting a project that she could readily do on her own, there are literally thousands of youtube videos that either humorously or somewhat seriously try to analise 'misandry' in video games. So those guys didn't need money either.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Elysiume posted:

The website is eye-searing yellow and comic sans MS. This person should not be allowed to design websites or anything ever.

Not only that, but all language options are poorly localised. And it's not even google translate because copy is slightly different for each language for some reason.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Talorat posted:

It's still okay to like cyberpunk stuff though right?

It's problematic.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA

Also, all people who dress in Victorian-looking clothes are worse than nazis. That much this thread has taught me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Morglon posted:

I'm waiting for someone to make cavemanpunk a thing.

It is a thing. It's called stone punk, I believe.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Is it from the same guy who did Funeral in Space RPG or whatever it's called?

E: Space Funeral, apparently.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 10:31 on May 27, 2014

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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...of SCIENCE! posted:

Artificially inflating the number of employees you'll have working on a project is a pretty scummy thing to do. It's like when Double Fine waited until after their second Kickstarter had closed and they'd gotten the money before they announced their difficulty with the first one, they knew that if people knew what was going on behind the scenes they'd be less likely to give them money.

It's manipulative and in very bad faith, which is exactly the kind of thing that indies crow about the big publishers doing.

People still gave them even more money after that. And I'm alright with this, because the game they've made is actually good.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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LethalGeek posted:

Who the hell needs this?

Disabled people? It's right there in the description. Not sure if it's a good idea, but I don't know a thing about this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Uhm, what's so retro about it? It just looks ugly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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DStecks posted:

I'm not sure what the hell this is, but I think it's some kind of a service to make porn more complicated.

All I can say is that their art director looks like Elaine from Seinfeld.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Come on, guys. Stop mucking about.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1407599953/destroy-my-jeep-a-game-of-fatal-consequences-for-m?ref=category
Here's a stupid protest about a bad car to kickstart.

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