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Just grow a beard. PROBLEM SOLVED still gotta spend a bunch of time shaving so it doesn't look ratty as poo poo 
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Because any other country would have just gone "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.. come on"
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When you're talking chips, you're talking tap-to-pay like tech yeah? The US doesn't have that yet? 
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Legit cannot remember the last time I've had to swipe for a transaction here in Aus. Paypass so gooooooood Rapulum_Dei posted:You know you can change the PINs and have them all the same if you wanted. That is definitely something that exists for some reason
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Apr 21, 2017 08:34
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Same pin I've had for decades. 
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Apr 21, 2017 08:48
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And if they steal your eye, ala Demolition Man rules, your biometrics are compromised as well!
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Apr 21, 2017 09:07
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United States? More liek Divided States 
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Apr 21, 2017 09:43
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If only it was an IV bag of something useful
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Apr 21, 2017 12:32
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It's a 'game' in the way that there are 'playable' sections https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1oFvxUoeI But really it's one big scam and may or may not ever come out, but it'll probably never live up to the hype
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Apr 22, 2017 04:31
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kjetting posted:How is that product in any way supposed to be an improvement over real fruit? It makes that one dude a lot of money?
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Apr 24, 2017 14:23
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Toilet paper with pockets: "We call em Shitpockets. You poo poo on this inside, that's right.. just drop that big ol deuce straight on inside it, then use the outside to wipe yourself clean. No fuss. no muss"
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Nov 27, 2017 14:13
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Morglon posted:Shittens.
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Nov 28, 2017 14:00
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8one6 posted:"You don't understand the richer and warmer sound of vinyl maaaaaaan!" You mean ferrite beads? They stop cables acting as accidental high frequency transmitters and receivers
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Cichlidae posted:Hahahahahahaha, as if!  What the gently caress is this poo poo?
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Is this the AWESOME KICKSTARTERS thread? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/coreywright/kartoffelkrieg-potato-wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYai0krC_Ec Get a potato  MAKE A GODDAMN MECH POTATO Fight dem potatos I will not run away.. I will not run away.. I will not run away.. I will not run away.. 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Funny thing is this is almost literally what the original Mr Potato Head was; plastic facial features with pins to stick into vegetables, and they only later started making bodies to go with them. Ok well now I want to combine that game + Mr Potato Head parts
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kjetting posted:It would be pretty easy to figure out the secret identity of that superhero, since most people don't have their eyes way up on their forehead. "No no I need you to put padding in my mask to make my head look totally spherical. These colours don't run, bend, or fold!"
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Apr 16, 2018 15:18
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Would a crowdfunded submarine that ends up with reporters being murdered, then chopped up, be considered an awful kickstarter?
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"Hi I'm here to report on your cool crowdfunded submarine!" "Hi I'm going to leave an easily followed paper trail, murder you, and constantly change my story about what happened! I am not smart man! By the way have you seen my Stircle?"
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You want shoe? TOO BAD! HERE SCAM!
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The General posted:The hell is Australia's problem? Believe me man, we're right there with you. It took us a super long to get an R18+ rating category on games, and then they still refuse to classify games for really weird and arbitrary poo poo. The ACB is just an all around dumb as a sack of hammers organisation full of double standards, but consider themselves Orwellian style Thought Police. By the same justification they're using for We Happy Few, promotion of drug use, games like GTAV should be refused classification. Back in the day Left 4 Dead 2 got Refused Classifaction, so we got a super censored version... except that Left 4 Dead 1 was perfectly A-OK with them and literally the exact same loving thing. Aussies are massive consumers of media, and if we can't get our hands on them via reasonable means we just pirate the poo poo out of everything. Streaming/gaming services have slowly been getting better here, but we're not quite there yet. It's frustrating, but what are you going to do. (  )
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Peter Brock was not just a racer, he was one of the most successful racers of all time; dubbed 'King of the Mountain'  He won Bathurst 1000 a record 9 times, and the record hasn't been beaten yet. Dude is straight up a Aussie folk hero Not a car guy so this is the first time I heard about chakra aligning car modifications and
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Remember that Twitter thread where the guy claimed he tricked some gang members out of a brick of heroin? Well turns out he lied, was probably a really bad idea to mention you ripped off a gang, and he is super duper sorry he Good news! You can donate to his GoFundMe so he can go into hiding! (Which has already been taken down)  "I promise I am not lying to you, like I previously lied to you, and I really need this money to go into hiding. I WILL NOT STEAL THIS MONEY."
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Shine posted:$100 for a cupholder and some tiny food trays that will never be washed.  Hope yall like cleaning crumbs out of lovely hard to reach corners forever, as opposed to literally A Bowl. Waffleman_ posted:I would have thought that thing was freaking amazing when I was 15
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HJE-Cobra posted:This product seems easily replaced by using [Actual Basic Thing That Already Exists And Isn't A Convoluted Nightmare] Grats you broke the Kickstarter code.
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Dec 13, 2020 14:09
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https://zerowidthjoiner.net/movie-barcode-generator ta-dah Now go to a print shop and get it done for a 1/4 of the price
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Len posted:And I dunno, I just have end tables next to either side of the couch and they've got usb hubs sitting on them for charging purposes. And cup holding. Seems to work pretty well? BEHOLD! 
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A very well timed game launched today https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/trumpop/the-game-of-trumpopoly-get-electors-win-the-white-house Trumpopoly What if we reskinned the worst game around the worst person? 
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Big oof https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rorgames/white-people-game-for-all-relatable-funny-adult-game  "Hey Earl, wanna get pissed saying racist poo poo?"
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 It's weird that they have to point out "Food grade material" Like yes.. I would expect that to be the case, and it's weird that you feel you need to mention that during the campaign.
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Feb 21, 2021 05:53
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I want a mug that is 90% unusable space
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Feb 22, 2021 02:45
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Something something purity Something something toxins
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We spent many years developing this razor, which is why we can only show you CGI renders of it! It is 100% A REAL PRODUCT THOUGH Here it is in action (It's still a prototype, but it does the job) 
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wankel13b posted:If they would just be blunt about it's real purpose, turning a burrito into a Fleshlight, they'd get so many more takers. https://www.tiktok.com/@iwishiwasde...1&is_copy_url=0
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Hello friends, the Traditional Games Kickstarter thread is currently dunking on this monstrosity: Gamevaults World of Warcraft Edition It is $500 USD Only available in the US. Has game pieces that make it an unreadable mess from a table state perspective. Is apparently officially endorsed by Blizz with marketing info coming soon. May or may not be a money laundering scheme Features no physical prototype, just renders, so you know it's legit. Has an all black version for $650 USD which makes it EVEN HARDER to see which pieces are yours If you add all the poo poo to the board it becomes this unreadable nightmare https://i.imgur.com/gI8R2PA.mp4 "With the addition of iconic architectural elements some landing spaces are raised as high as 11 inches ultimately obscuring the line of sight of all game pieces. The rules. have. changed." Promotes loving with your line of sight AS A SELLING POINT ARGHHHHHHHHH 
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If you want an absolute word salad of a KS https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/videogamefbs/project-video-game He has all the maps, and all the guns, and all the costumes, and all the things. The max pledge tier is something else  quote:Pledge CHF 8,688 or more About AU$ 12,771 "Yes, please rename NYC to Richard Head"
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Didn't even announce if for the Steam Deck, shameful.
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it was also more expensive to back it, than it is just to preorder it. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/snactiv/snactiv
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