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Red Minjo posted:I'm sure that the content is fine or whatever, but dear Lord is APNGasm a terrible name. Yeah animated PNGs are a terrible idea, I guess this is a good example of not asking too much and you'll make your goals based on stupid people.
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Howdy howdy howdy have I got a deal for you. Do you spend a lot of your time thinking about your own demise? The inexorable march of time towards some finite oblivion? Do you find yourself saying, "I wish there were some way to dispose of my lifeless corpse other than hiring a fat man to hurl it over a waterfall?" Now let me ask you, do you think there just aren't enough Christian symbols here in the good ol' USA? You drive past the whattaburger and see the big statue of Jesus waving at you electronically, but it's not really enough is it? Well, buddy, I've got both your problems solved in one neat little package: A giant gently caress off cross in the middle of the Nevada desert where we can put your goddamn bones when you die!  Great Cross Alliance posted:The Great Cross itself will enclose a volume of 8.6 million cubic meters. It will be 3,000 feet (914 meters) long, and 1,845 feet (562 meters) across. Its members will be 570 feet (174 meters) wide, and 183 feet (56 meters) high, to the top of the masonry structure. At the top of the glass dome, the structure will be 213 feet high. Great Cross Alliance posted:The project must reach a critical level of funding before construction can begin. This level is set at the sale of 400 spaces. If this level is not reached by April 1, 2014 the project will be cancelled. If this happens, all spaces purchased and all donations of over $100 will be refunded. If the 400 space mark is reached, purchasers will be notified of the date that remains can be accepted. So they need to sell only 400 internment spots to gauge the interest, and then can get to building some half mile long by 1,845 foot wide structure that's 213 feet high in the middle of the desert. Their cheapest plots are 4,000$ and their most expensive are 30,000$. So they're planning on building this for between 1.6 million and 12 million dollars. That seems reasonable. Hold onto this photo for posterity - it'll be fun to see how much their faces have changed in the Dateline special when the FBI finally catches up to them in Turks and Caicos: 
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SoundMonkey posted:I really, really want Doobie's Dog House (posted before) to succeed. It won't. Guys, if we want this to be successful let's do it. Goon Project time, we got 9 days to raise 5,940 dollars. I'm in for 25, who'll match me!
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Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:I find the custom card decks to be great gifts. People always enjoy receiving them and most of my recipients are pretty clueless where they came from. Like my mom. I'm currently backing the super exciting Civil War playing cards with a ~*~unique twist~*~. I hope it gets funded. She will flip out over these things. I'm not too excited on his "unique twist," but those look really gorgeous I have to say. Plus one of the rewards is a stripper deck; that's really cool, because stripper decks usually look so obvious - nobody would expect this custom deck to be one. pathetic little tramp has a new favorite as of 22:43 on Sep 24, 2013 |
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Some of the game demos people have created based on the Molydeux Twitter are really awesome too. "Italian Rocket Riders" is fun (you drive in cars that can only go 0mph or 10,000mph while children walk around the racetrack) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqxSfya8Y5w And "Nebulous Hero" is a GREAT game where you unlock the instructions in order to find out that you've been doing everything incorrectly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoafPOZgey8 And the ever classic "You are the road" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1qFzLBkybE
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Quidditch would be really easy to make into a real sport. There were a few positions right? You got the dudes that just gently caress poo poo up right? Okay they're on dirtbikes with paintball guns - only rule is they can't stop to shoot. You get paintballed, you go to the penalty box for 1 minute. Then you've got the sort of forwards, those guys are on dirtbikes but they don't get paintball guns, they get hockey sticks, and there are three hockey pucks out at any given time. The goalie is self explanatory and yeah the dudes who chase the gold ball, they get no dirtbikes, have to keep one hand on a broom, and the golden ball is an RC helicopter covered in razor blades to make it interesting. The helicopter is randomly programmed to fly in a random pattern. Also unlike quidditch, catching the golden ball doesn't automatically end the game because that's the loving stupidest rule in the history of sports jesus christ. You catch the golden ball, either you get someone out of a penalty box or put someone from the other team in a penalty box. Or gently caress it, you just laugh at the rear end in a top hat whose hands are bleeding like hell now. This would ruin a grass field, so put this poo poo on a concrete slab and you're good to go.
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Oct 14, 2013 19:19
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Talkie Toaster posted:It's probably supposed to be for stuff like "I'll give you $50 if you post me some sand from the Sahara" or "$40 for a photo of my name carved into a tree in the Amazon" but will almost instantly degrade into pornographic requests. I'll take 10$ for a trip to Trevolta.com headquarters where I kick the Trevolta founders in the loving nuts.
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Oct 19, 2013 23:14
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Pull up thread! Here's something that... I don't know.. is this awful? It kind of looks nice, but who the gently caress has room in their house for a standup mirror that holds your coins?  Already fully funded anyway. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/859783623/the-vertical-coin-bank?ref=home_location
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Oct 23, 2013 22:56
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fleshy echidna posted:HATE I HAVE NEVER HAD A HATE AS STRONG AS THIS "Followed by some per-swaying Dillon and Tung-Mei fornicate." Sweet merciful Christ.
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DStecks posted:I love that in the preview frame for the pitch video, he's misspelled the title of his movie. (MY PORN LOVE AFFAIR ARMAGEDON) Except this kid isn't 16. He only looks it in the picture. In the video you can see he's a really awkward, much heftier... 26? year old who can't use chopsticks.
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Who remembers the StunGun iPhone case that would deliver an underpowered current to an attacker mostly just annoying them like a slightly amped up joy buzzer? Well, would it surprise you to know that they're not very smart? http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20131028/LIFESTYLE/310280011/Company-promotes-stun-gun-phone-case-here-though-s-illegal-own?odyssey=tab The Detroit News posted:Company promotes stun gun phone case [in Detroit] - though it's illegal to own it At least the guy from Louisiana is honest. I heard there are black people in Oakland and Detroit, better sell my stun guns there!
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Oct 28, 2013 18:35
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DStecks posted:No kidding. man I can't wait to spend 6 hours cooking chocobo stew in a video game this poo poo is making me hard, i was gonna spend money on my kid's christmas present but i think this guy deserves it more
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contrapants posted:Reddart: Karma Come to Life Hang in there baby - Weedlord Bonerhitler
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Nov 15, 2013 21:23
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comments on things now with possible shirts in the future.
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Grim Up North posted:Yeah, that looks like a reputable game developer: http://www.centurionusa.biz/las-vegas-private-tour/ poo poo yeah that's the only way to see Las Vegas, with a bunch of eastern European dudes yelling broken English at you and kicking you out of their car if you get drunk.
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TetsuoTW posted:I can kind of respect a guy who goes out trying to cum more than a guy who is involved in a cover version of a decade-plus-old meme. Time to start my Will Sasso sings Numa Numa kickstarter
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man naw this is a good game guys this is awesome okay let's do a test round here, here's my chocoltized quote here: show me the chocolate. ha man this poo poo's good.
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Dec 9, 2013 03:15
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Holy poo poo I just watched his pitch video. His first example was using a quote from Terminator 2 and what he came up with was "I'll be back ... after I get a chocolate bar." no way man that's just what we call thinking outside the chocolate, hehe see what i did there; like check this out: hold onto your butts and also get some chocolate, hahaha see we're just adding a little extra challenge my good man
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Dec 9, 2013 18:06
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:In his awful pitch video he tries to deliver the lines as close as they are in the movies and his Arnie impersonation is terrible. man pillow talk, who alive today can even remember pillow talk? i remember it because i'm old as poo poo, but it's not quite a classic. only thing i remember about that movie was how obvious it was that rock hudson and tony randall were loving and doris day was just kinda uncomfortable the whole time "hey tony randall wanna give each other blowjobs and grab a chocolate bar?"
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Well my kid was hoping to get some dental work done, but goddammit this man has a dream.
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there's a section on the smilies page for retarded poo poo we can't wait to delete,  would fit in well there I guess.
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Veotax posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/838381937/cellfie-great-photos-under-your-finger?ref=home_location Oh god I'm so lonely
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Darkhold posted:Yeah it's not about a rational debate as that ship has sailed long ago. It's about calling a bluff and I wish more of this was happening. Sure it's silly and bombastic but that's the only way to get this kind of crap out in the headlines. Yeah normally I'd agree with people and say why not build a hindu statue instead of being a "lol religion sucks amirite" tryhard so people see that there are serious objections to littering government with religious crap, but well a Hindu group did want to build a statue on the capitol grounds and nobody's talking about that.
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What the gently caress, she's from Oregon? Bullshit, you don't get the help of the Something Awful Save The South Squad when you live in hippie land.
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DancingPenguin posted:Has this one been posted yet? potentially  http://imgur.com/4eDtyQ2That's apparently the same woman. She just has the amazing power to jump 7 bra sizes as soon as she decides to pose coyly with her bra off, a very useful anime power. Also she's apparently a transformer, I guess. I don't know.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The really stupid thing here is that it's not the same artist at all, actually. I know right? It's obviously the art done by the author of Giant Black Mandingo Cocklords
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Bad Munki posted:Is that .com, or .net? Just wondering. They got a deal with godaddy and they're on the hot new .co train 
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I think we've all been there, jobless, mentally deranged, with nothing but a couple crude mspaints of a console, living in Florida with a van, an American flag, and a goddamn dream.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:420 in Roman numerals is CDXX Duh. By making your roman numerals incorrect people will see it and say "what the gently caress is IVXX that makes no sense in roman numerals" and then you say "have you ever thought about roman numerals on WEED?"
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Unguided posted:It's TNA, how could you tell the difference? Goon Project! Not to fund this guy of course, but to buy it ourselves. We can get the fans chanting "GET OUT" as they hold up frog banners, we can stage cage matches between Weedlord BonerHitler and hello.jpg, the possibilities are endless
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stingtwo posted:Wasn't TNA losing something like $20 million a year a few years ago. So even if he got the company for free, he'd last about as long as TNA did airing on Monday nights. Vince McMahon bought WCW plus their library of tapes for, what, 3 million? And WCW, even at the end when they had Chucky from the Child's Play movies in a feud with Rick Steiner (who I believe literally thought he was a dog at this point?), did better numbers than TNA is doing.
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tlarn posted:May as well get a smartphone if you're going to blow that much money on an MP3 player. If these people actually gave a poo poo about the environment, this would be a kickstarter for 20$ and the result would be a PDF showing you the tools you need and supplies to convert a tin can into a grill. The environmental impact of shipping old rusted tin cans to a bunch of hipster assholes that are going to cook rust-flavoured chicken breasts on literal garbage is going to be about 30x greater than the impact of just pitching the cans in the dump.
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Holy poo pooexploding rabbit guy posted:It is difficult to motivate people to work when you are not able to pay them. Most people on the team got paid nothing the entire time, and I was only paying Mike and Zach about $250 a month, in addition to covering their housing expenses, because that’s all we could afford. I gradually reduced that to $0, since I was getting little or no output from them. Our situation was even harder because they were living with us. I kept asking them to work harder, and we would have weekly meetings to discuss it, but nothing worked. Paying people gives you leverage, so I do not expect to work with anyone else in the future until I can afford to pay them. This is right after he buries these people in the previous paragraphs by saying they suck at coding and design, and it turns out his salary to them is 250$ a month, until he decides to pay them 0$ a month for not working hard enough. What a douchebag megafucker.
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benisntfunny posted:AND their housing. But yeah. The whole thing is amateur hour. What it looks like is he bought a house with the kickstarter money and then let them each have a room in his house, that's hilarious.
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Bubble-T posted:Fratopoly. So revolutionary that the creator won't show anything specific about it, presumably in case somebody else stole his idea for Monopoly + Bad Frat Jokes. Yeah I'm sure Kappa Alpha Theta is just a-ok with him using their name for a board game. Hopefully he's not already graduated, people who still talk about their frat/sorority days after graduation are the saddest.
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Hey guys remember those muscle pads that you strap around your fat, slovenly gut, that do your workout for you? Remember how you could instantly tell they were bullshit? Well gently caress you we made em smaller and now you can strap em to your chest too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVCS58XX39Y It's raised $76,000. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smartmio-the-world-s-first-connected-wearable-sports-muscle-stimulator
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:can i attach this to my dick? if you find something on god's green earth that you can't attach to your dick, you're not trying
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Young Freud posted:I'm not sure if this is going to be good or going to be horribly bad, but Richard Elfman is getting his family together and producing That is like the one thing Richard Elfman ever did with his life and he's been harping it + riding the coattails of his brother's musical genius ever since. Though if he gets the Kipper Kids to come out of retirement for one big show, I'm all for it.
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