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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Edit: drat, ninja post!

We should choose by director and watch the Matrix movie with the finger guns and the Final Fantasies, or whatever the hell is going on in that poster.

Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Mar 20, 2013

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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Well, the opening blurb says to "be modest" so we should probably let her pay.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Nyaa posted:

Also, it's the bane of all man, the boring shopping time!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :suicide:

Sounds like the next route is going to be a fun ride-we'll see how long it takes before the thread gets bored enough to start going for deliberate bad ends.

But yes, I suspect seeing the other films will be a fun part of the faliure reel. Especially that last one :allears:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

This is one of the worst shirts of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

This is how Kanta's life ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper (and screaming, crying, and nightmarish laughter :v:)

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

As tempting as sumo sounds, we should ask if she's alright.

Though I'm honestly amazed that Kanta can actually form setences considering the position he's in right now.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Falls Down Stairs posted:

Post on a large forum? Kanta is a total goon.

And you figured this out just now? :v:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Nyaa posted:

I got my driving license back when I serve at the JSDF (Japan Self-Defense Forces)!

Kanta was in the military? Well, I'll be damned. Of course, I think it says something when he was driving a bus, but even then...

Oh, and we should probably look for our bus.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Nyaa posted:

And the character graphic doesn’t match the stated character age..

That line :allears:

Still, that entire discussion was doomed to failure from the start, wasn't it? It probably doesn't help that the only dating sim I know of that has a female protagonist is Hatoful Boyfriend.

I can't even begin to imagine how she would have reacted to someone describing THAT.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Wild Dog has appeared!

Command?

Kanta->Item->Pig Trotter

I think this section alone offically makes this the Best Game.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Let her know the boss is calling. It's not like we're getting a call from one of the other girls or something.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Plutonis posted:

This generation's bard tells it best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

Truer lyrics have never been sung. That being said, if we spend more money, we can change her ways, right? RIGHT?

Extend.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

W.T. Fits posted:

Before people start to vote for caving in and running home with our tail between our legs, bear in mind the following:


We have a credit card explicitly for the purpose of trolling for booty.

EXTEND.

If we have something like that, why would we ever stop?

Extend! Even if she is a golddigger.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

We're already replicating a shonen perfectly, why stop now?

D. I sincerely can't wait to see the gloriously ridiculous bullshit that will result from this :allears:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

This is the greatest thing...

All of these endings have been glorious, and I cannot wait to see how our final decision pays off. I can't wait :allears:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

As a Dynasty Warriors player, I respect his advice.

But I ultimately reject it. B.

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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

This LP was a blast to read through, and it only got better with the Tanaka finale. Thanks for showing us this weird yet hilarious game, and for creating something great from it.

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